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A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape

By: Joe Pera
Narrated by: Joe Pera
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This program is read by Joe Pera

A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape by Joe Pera is a funny, warm, and sincere guide to regaining calm and confidence when you're hiding in the bathroom.

Joe Pera goes to the bathroom a lot. And his friend, Joe Bennett, does too. They both have small bladders but more often it’s just to get a moment of quiet, a break from work, or because it’s the only way they know how to politely end conversations.

So they created a functional meditative guide to help people who suffer from social anxiety and deal with it in this very particular way. Although, it’s a comedic audiobook, the goal is to help these listeners:

1. Relax
2. Recharge
3. Rejoin the world outside of the bathroom

It’s also fun entertainment for people simply hiding in the bathroom to avoid doing work.

A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape is for anxious listeners looking to feel calm, confident, and less alone.

A Macmillan Audio production from Forge Books

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Wholesome

Joe Pera does it with this one. A really good one to hear, and oddly inspiring. A short and lovely listening.

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Thoughtful and Hilarious

This hit home to my socially awkward side. He is funny on a different level. Intelligent and thoughtful. This again proves you can be funny and entertaining without being crass and ignorant. I will always recommend his work.

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10/10

amazing!! best book ever. would give to my kids and grandkids. I hope they grow tall enough so that they may dunk on me.

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Joe Pera is a genius

I always go to the bathroom to escape and this was very helpful for my anxiety. Thank you ♥️

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Best $3 I have ever spent

Title says it all. Its the best $3 I ever spent. I'd buy it again if I could

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changed my life

I finally have the courage to leave the bathroom. thanks, Joe!

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Perfection

This is the definitive experience of this book. The sound design and dulcet tones of Joe Pera's voice can never be matched by just words on a page.

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Also good for doing your duty/doodie

Great for escape, using the toilet, or going to sleep. Now you can take Joe with you anywhere.

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Wish it was longer...

I love the way Joe Pera rambles in a meandering sort of way. I just wish it was a longer book!

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Life changing! Ok maybe not, but it’s very calming

I loved Pera’s unique delivery! It’s very relaxing hearing him talk about strategies he uses to get into the right mood for situations. I found the tip of just repeating a word like ‘Hawaii’ and imagining an island a great simple idea. There’s other great stuff but my favorite is his list of conversation starters at the end that alone makes this a worthy buy.
Plus the book is less then 3$ so I highly recommend it.

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