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Christopher D. Schmitz
About this listen
A back-alley brawl between the furries and the bronies.
Deadpool cosplayer keeps stealing all the erotic pegasus artwork.
Someone's necronomicon opened a tentacle portal in the men’s room.
Two cops go undercover at a comic-book convention to stop Wil Wheaton’s murder.
You’ll love this buddy cop comicomedy, unless you’re my mom. If you are my mom, please bring me a hot-pocket. I’m in the basement.
If you love Discworld, Hitchhikers Guide, or Bimbos From the Death Sun, then this audiobook is for you! Get it now!
(Also, hot-pockets are on sale, Mom.)
©2019 Christopher D Schmitz (P)2020 Christopher D SchmitzListeners also enjoyed...
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- Travis T
- 01-20-24
A fun, geeky, entertaining mystery romp!
I had the pleasure of meeting the author at Gamehole Con this fall and he sold me on trying out this book. I really enjoyed the geeky and nerdy references, but the mystery and intrigue made this book both fun and memorable.
I enjoyed hearing the author voice the characters since it's his interpretation of those characters directly. As a game master for many ttrpg's, I really enjoy when a character is brought to life by their creator, it makes the whole thing more real and interesting.
I'm definitely going to check out more of this series and it's going to be fun listening to the shenanigans that Farnsworth and Diego get up to!
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- Mike Curtis
- 10-06-23
Hidden Gem
Great book...interesting story. Characters are funny, from the need to the awkward guy not sure what is going on. can't wait to listen to the second one.
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- Cathrine Bonham
- 11-13-23
Who framed deadpool
This book is a wild romp through nerd/con culture. I did enjoy it though I'm not sure about some of the added elements.
I came into this expecting a buddy cop procedural set at a comic convention. what I got was that, but also; toilets to hell, furries at war, destructive Baptists, Randon Alan Tudyk side quests, and an annoying Deadpool cosplayer who has no moral compass.
These random side stories, while fun, detracted from the overall story for me. I like my mysteries to stay on topic. They also ruined the realism. I know crazy stuff happened at Cons, but come on, portals to hell do not show up in the toilet?
The author/narrator did a great job of capturing the voices of the real world actors who cameo in the story, (I wonder if they will agree to play themselves in a movie version.) The rest o the voice acting was fun to listen to as each character had a unique voice and they played off each other in a convincing way.
if you like cons, murder mysteries, or nerd culture in general then you will like this.
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