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Continuation of the wildly popular A Stupid Boy series. The A Better Man series books cover David's life in college. David is moving on to tackle college. His plan is to continue where he left off in high school. He would win a couple of national championships in football. Maybe win a college world series just for kicks. To appease his parents, he would get his degree … all while knee-deep in coeds. Then he would play both baseball and football professionally as he raked in endorsement deals. Welp. Find out how well that works out for him in the first book of a new series – Missed ...

Alright, let’s kick things off with some real talk: yoga is already one of the most liberating things you can do for your body, mind, and soul. But have you ever thought about how much more powerful it could be if you did it completely naked? No clothes, no distractions, just you, your mat, and your bare-assed self. Sounds a little crazy? Well, buckle up, because I’m about to take you on a journey where yoga meets total freedom—and it’s going to be a game changer. I’m Kristin, and I’m here to show you how stripping down to your skin while doing yoga can transform your practice ...

Reaching for Utopia is the story of six clear-eyed dreamers who seek to resurrect the Surrealism of the 1920s, and the Situationism of the 1960s, in an attempt to overthrow the deadening regime of capitalist-consumer society and replace it with a joyous way of life. Accompanying this is the assassination of a president, the secession of large sections of the country, and the collapse of the American empire. The “gang of six” sponsor a series of heart-expanding adventures, as more and more Americans join the movement. Much has changed by the end of the story, as our heroes can say, in ...

For many, the search for love is one of the greatest and most rewarding challenges in life. But what happens when it becomes more than just a search? When it becomes a passion? An OBSESSION? Such was the cost of ambition for one young software engineer in the high-tech wonderland of Silicon Valley. Faced with the daunting prospect of living in a subculture packed with men, he was driven to increasingly desperate lengths as he battled technology and fellow humans alike to find love. JOIN HIM ON THIS EPIC JOURNEY, fending off knives, strangulation, corporate vice presidents, and of course “...

Increase your chances of winning at slot machines. This book takes you step by step through everything from picking the right casino, to finding the machine that’s most likely to pay out. Also, learn the tricks to game play that will help you defeat the most modern casinos.

Michael Fenberg, editor of a small, eclectic newspaper in a rugged community in the Sierra Nevadas, is out to solve a series of grisly killings. He knows that a monster is committing the murders — but WHICH monster? And why is the creature so interested in murdering Elaine Mitikitski, Fenberg's love and ace reporter? "Naked Came the Sasquatch" is the genre-busting underground bestseller that melds adventure, romance and mystery. Some readers claim it's the funniest book ever written. Several have complained they innocently started reading, couldn't put the book down, stayed up all night ...

The Sweet Fist had always been a joke. A villain with no superpowers, he was merely a guy with some martial arts moves that dressed up in a costume with a candy theme. He was an embarrassment to the supervillain community. But now, released after spending twenty years in prison, Victor Volkov, aka the Sweet Fist, has got himself a System, a symbiotic inter-dimensional being that thrives through its Host’s success. The System has informed him he has children and even some grandchildren. In exchange for new powers and hidden knowledge, the System wants the villain to reunite with his family...

The book will be your strongest ally in combatting social awkwardness and will arm you with plenty of icebreaking pieces of trivia, suitable for any occasion. Following the success of my site RaiseYourBrain and numerous requests from readers, I decided to compile some of the most interesting facts in a book. That's why I decided to collect the best gems of breath-taking trivia and to present you a great compilation of verified facts, suitable for a broad audience. This is the result of years of sifting through history and reference books on a myriad of subjects as well as searching the ...

The spicy and hilarious new paranormal billionaire romance with a hunky werewolf hero, enemies-to-lovers vibes, and a guaranteed HEA ending. Perfect for fans of Kresley Cole, Nalini Singh, and Jessie Mihalik! Sometimes, the monster you’re hunting… is your fated soulmate. LILA I was raised to believe shifters are all evil monsters and deserve to be exterminated. So when I’m given my first mission, I’m excited to infiltrate the company of billionaire werewolf Ronan Wolfe, and take him out. But Ronan is nothing like I expected. He’s warm, maddeningly optimistic, and annoyingly… ...

From Passing the Bar to Living in his Car ... Lawyer and former law professor Peter Panelli suddenly finds himself homeless, eventually living in a crack house. And he doesn't even smoke crack. And an accidental trip to church landed him in the crack house. (Yes, really; I'm not lying to you.) Can it get any more surreal, or worse? “This story is as mad as a box of frogs.” – Unknown Human Being (aka Anonymous) Written in a humorous, reflective voice, highlighting Panelli’s bewilderment and self-searching, ADDICT’S WAY chronicles a year in the life of Peter Panelli, a 60-year-old ...

Embark on a wild escapade through a fantastical world in "The Adventures of Tarn & Beck," a captivating short story collection that defies the ordinary. Beck, longing for a fresh start, unearths a cursed treasure trove hidden by his father. Little does he know, these gold coins are imbued with ancient magic, capable of summoning the god of death and destruction. Enter Tarn, a graveyard guard with a mysterious past, who discovers Beck amidst a grave robbery. Their fateful encounter leads them into a whirlwind of chaos, where vampires, evil fairies, and wizards lurk around every corner. ...

SHORTLISTED FOR THE 2018 'WRITE HERE RIGHT NOW' PRIZE JUST HOW FAR WAS TOO FAR? Life was passing 25-year-old Claire MacDonald by. Okay, so she had a steady office job (but paying barely minimum wage), a too-perfect steady boyfriend (a ‘keeper’, as Mum constantly reminded her) and a roof over her head (albeit in Deptford), but surely there had to be more in life for her than that? Then she found a bag, an expensive Prada rucksack abandoned at Waterloo station. She couldn’t believe her luck. Not just expensive but ridiculously so, a little ray of luxury on that cold winter morning. And ...

The problem with books on how to raise kids is that all those other authors have PhDs, MDs, or kids. Luckily this author has none of those limiting factors. Instead, you get hilarious advice based on observations and assumptions with zero evidence. It’s advice that will help you be the best parent you can be whether you have a real job, a fancy job, or a trust fund. Learn the secrets to: Picking a Favorite Winning Kindergarten How to Hide from the Kids Sharing Aggressive Driving for Teens ...and much more terrible advice

Lured by Venice’s colorful history and its labyrinth of walkways, canals, and bridges, Barry wanted to be more than just a tourist. He convinced his wife Debbie to join him in his Venice experiment, a one-year cultural immersion. Through their initiation into Venetian society, Debbie and Barry discovered the close-knit family of its inhabitants and the oddities of living in Venice, the improbable city built upon millions of tree trunks driven into the mud sixteen centuries ago. From the exasperating bureaucracy to high tides endangering their ground-floor apartment, these expatriates get ...

IT'S THE SCOOP OF A LIFETIME, AND MIGHT JUST SAVE HIS CAREER ... IF THEY DON'T KILL HIM FIRST Portsmouth. England. The 1990s. Meet Llew Sabler, a ferociously ambitious newspaper reporter who'll stop at nothing to reach the top. 'You're meant to write the news, not be the news,' blasts his long-suffering editor, after Llew's latest madcap stunt sparks public outrage. There is only one thing Llew lusts after more than success: his fellow reporter and close friend, the bewitchingly violent Thirza Kirkby. When his oldest pal - serial virgin Emdel Black - steals Thirza's heart, lovesick Llew ...

When nudist and reluctant adult Kristin opens her door to a surprise naked visitor, she expects confusion. What she doesn’t expect is Kyle—a tall, overly chill stranger with a suspiciously symmetrical butt, a ferret in a hoodie, and absolutely no plans to leave. Claiming a case of mistaken identity and a nudist Craigslist post gone wrong, Kyle makes himself (and his emotional-support ferret, Muffin) right at home in Kristin’s unclothed, caffeine-fueled life. As Kyle slowly invades every corner of her peaceful nude routine, chaos unfolds: Susan starts a group chat conspiracy, Janessa ...

Can a man be too handsome? In the summer of 1959 “outlandishly handsome” San Francisco resident Ray Corber makes his living moving pianos—all by himself. Put off by women's “ulterior motives,” this 25-year-old Adonis is inclined to avoid emotional entanglements. Then he's recruited to star in a new play: “The Handsomest Man in the World.” Suddenly Ray finds himself the center of attention by the press, his clamoring fans, and even more enraptured females. Can Ray cope with his new celebrity and the complications of an actor's life? Take a wild ride with this “blue-eyed ...

A wacky novelette by a Marine veteran of Viet Nam who says he finds it easier to laugh about the war than to assault the Pentagon with a back hoe, which would be his preference except that he doesn't have a back hoe. Follow the adventures of Major Egglesby, the worst fighter pilot in the Air Force, and Sergeant Anesthesia Remingham, a black Marine from Alabama who invents the Torpedo Rat and nearly brings the war to a halt, and the concert with the rock band Klok Mortuary and the Gadarene Swine and...and....

I was supposed to be a CEO's wife, not one's PR crisis manager! But that's exactly what I became after my ex's "dodged a bullet" story went viral... and things got even crazier when I found out my new billionaire boss is the same guy I married in Vegas last weekend! At forty-two, I thought I was past making impulsive decisions. Turns out I'm just getting started with being forty, flirty... and COMPLETELY f*cked. ✔︎ “That’s my WIFE.” 😱 ✔︎ Billionaire Boss Romance ✔︎ Banter for daysss ✔︎ BIG family shenanigans ✔︎ Child-free later-in-life romance ✔︎ Character ...

Unraveling the Quirky World of Intelligence Testing: A Lighthearted Journey Through Past and Present In this delightfully unconventional exploration, we dive headfirst into the intriguing story of intelligence testing, taking you on a not-too-serious odyssey through the ages. Discover the Quirky History: Unearth the bizarre and often humorous history of intelligence testing, where the unconventional and the outlandish take center stage. IQ Oddities: Uncover a treasure trove of strange IQ stories that defy logic, leaving you both amazed and amused. Edward DeBono's Unconventional Wisdom: ...