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Justin gets summer schooled this week on divas, the queer-coded sissy, and sapphic power dynamics. There’s also Jafar, fleshlights clued to stumps, a sea of red flags, Phoebe’s suicide, personal assistants, phallic celery, a broken bottle of absinthe, lesbians with moving vans, Drunk Justin, the single white female, RIP vaccines and poppers, pretending to be passed out, All About Me, several very dry martinis, the War of 1812 vs 9/11, agents of chaos, old school sexual innuendo, reinventing one’s self, and peeing on a wall outside Gator’s.

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Justin gets summer schooled this week on the perils of life for the small town gay, found families and some symbolism for the AIDS crisis of the 90s via the life of Muriel Heslop. There’s also party with laundry room make-shift urinals, whipped icing, several bad Australian accents, ugly dresses, no exploding birds, being screwed into paralysis, reluctantly sad masturbation, politicians with loser families, flirting with a doppelganger, hearing sex through a wall, Project 2025, Courtney Love, jamming to “Dancing Queen” behind a sofa, poor pitiful Betty, one bad South African accent, and mean girls who suck in more ways than one.

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Extra Credit: Bad Graduation Songs edition. There’s some listener mail that involves a potential murder, a student attack, an angel teacher, and a media recommendation for student teachers. Justin and Ronnie each bring a song featured at many a high school graduation and tries to sway the other that it’s indeed an awful graduation song. Their high school graduations are also discussed. Then the subject of Summer Schooled coming Monday, June 2nd is announced as well as how these films will be evaluated. Justin’s getting Summer Schooled.