This week, Hilary and Simone ask the big questions: Should we start selling feet pics? Is there a tasteful way to monetize your toes without telling your parents? Can you write off a pedicure as a business expense if your arches are your brand? Would you join a cult if the starter pack came with matching water bottles and passive income? These are the entrepreneurial and existential dilemmas of our generation.

Then, as always, we spiral. Cue the international candy chaos: Mexican spaghetti candy that tastes like regret and childhood confusion, and a passionate campaign for the return of sauces with snacks. Dunkaroos walked so modern candy could run—but instead, it just... stood there. Flavorless. Dry. Alone.

Things get even spicier when we play “Most Likely To,” where we learn: – Simone would 100% critique herself in her own sex tape, probably in a notes app labeled “constructive feedback.”

We also learn that unfortunately Hilary claps when the plane lands. Yes, she is that person, and yes, she’s ashamed.

Finally we unpack our deeply shared fear of phone sex (seriously, no), and confront the burning question: does Simone have a sex tape à la Kim Kardashian? No comment, but the cloud is a dangerous place.

Listen before Simone's Icloud gets leaked.

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