Buckle up, besties, because Hilary and Simone are back with another episode of Super Definitely Not Problematic, where they deep-dive into the unhinged, the oddly educational, and the things you definitely should NOT bring up at family dinner.

First up: rat rabbits (yes, we said RAT. RABBIT. Let that nightmare fuel sink in). Are they a genetic glitch? A government psy-op? Or just further proof that Mother Nature is out here playing Sims with no cheat codes? Either way, we’re horrified.

Next, meet Sid, the baby sloth, who is living proof that you don’t need to do much to be iconic. This, naturally, leads to our official declaration of Sloth Girl Winter™️, a season dedicated to slow living, maxing out your bed-rotting stats, and perfecting the art of simply not. (If “hustle culture” makes you itch, this one’s for you.)

BUT—while some of us are embracing the sloth life, others are choosing violence. Enter: female lobsters, the chaotic queens of the ocean who will claw everyone down to get ahead. Literally. If you ever feel bad about being a little ruthless in your career, just remember that a lady lobster’s entire personality is “it’s my turn now.”

Then, we spiral into anti-gravity airplanes, because apparently, we’re just accepting that some flights casually defy physics? Who is making these? Where do we apply? Is Delta involved? No one knows.

From there, things take a hard left into the Gypsy Rose discourse—because the internet is doing the absolute most (as always). Did the parole board watch the Hulu show? Has anyone checked in on Nick? Is society okay? (No.)

Finally, the existential crisis you didn’t ask for: Did anyone ACTUALLY go to the moon? Or was it just an expensive Hollywood production before CGI got good? We’re not saying it’s fake, but we are saying the flag was flapping, and some of y’all have suspiciously strong opinions for people who weren’t even born yet.

Also, minor tangent: Honduras, immigration struggles, and how we all grew up mispronouncing words because our parents thought it was cute instead of correcting us like responsible adults. Because nothing says “childhood” like finding out you’ve been confidently saying libary for 16 years.

So, grab your emotional support beverage, lower your expectations for accuracy, and join us for another episode of ✨ Super Definitely Not Problematic ✨—where the facts are loose, but the vibes are immaculate.

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Podcast hosts Hilary MacMillan & Simone Lee Hamilton