No place is safe these days. Not even a podcast, unless we’re attempting to define a dragon’s lair, animating Phacia’s sprite, realizing the bad guys want to kill god, crying at the amusement park, disappointing father, impressing mother, living in the cave forever, taking a dirt nap, threatening a corpse stomp, launching surprise arrows, stonewalling the NPCs, making out with our boyfriend, selling snake oil, talking to horses, wishing we counted quarreling spouses, getting our bloomers in a bunch, and going solo with Laike. He will be a luminous soul in the next world.

00:00:00 I Know What FFVIII Did Last Summer
00:03:05 Intro
00:05:37 Lair of the Blue Dragon Cave
00:21:20 Return to Lyton
00:23:44 World Tour
00:31:37 Tamur Pass
00:42:38 Tamur
00:52:14 Tamur Buildings
01:05:39 Laike
01:13:58 Real Net
01:21:44 Outro

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Is there a reason for these kinds of guys? Podcasters? Guys who are correcting a your/you’re situation, reminding teenagers of their mortality, speculating the origin of hole floor dungeons, banging blowing and flicking, eliminating drag references, actually fixing a town, poking dead monsters with a stick, singing songs between two lovers, teleporting to the technodrome, wondering what variety of human god became, breaking the cycle of heroes, swirling around in whirlpools, and getting baked with the Blue Dragon. The anime is too sacred.

00:00:00 Armor of God
00:02:38 Intro
00:04:30 Wind Shrine
00:16:08 Return to Lyton
00:21:43 Return to Lyton Indoors
00:28:42 Blue Dragon Lake Lovers
00:48:24 Blue Dragon Shrine
00:51:55 Blue Dragon
01:00:24 Real Net
01:05:17 Outro

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• YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia
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• Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com

I’m so hot to trot right now. Stay cool while we’re entering a spinning picture cut-scene, falling out of the sky, stealing crashed balloon parts, disregarding mortality, beating perverted slime balls, attempting a ritual, shitting on a tradesman, regretting the fool mirror purchase, choosing bow or cane, producing kindergartener music, simulating the rocking of mother, corrupting a song with monsters, blowing chunks, dreaming of a green-eyed boy, and sulking in a hut while we repeatedly listen to awful music. That’s why Chris wears a hat to bed.

00:00:00 Season 8 Will Be…
00:02:48 Intro
00:04:00 Ballooners
00:05:53 Crashed At Reza
00:15:53 Revisiting Iluk
00:21:26 Revisiting Meribia
00:22:06 Revisiting Vane
00:22:57 Crossing Meryod
00:38:33 Lyton
00:49:40 Lyton Houses
00:57:49 Real Net
01:03:30 Outro

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• YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia
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• Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com

Why don’t you come with me? I’m going to take us to a cool place…a podcast. In such a place we’re becoming a Thieves Guild member, recalling petty crime stories, developing a third ulcer, spanking another bottom, maintaining the fortune teller bit, calling Ramus a “chuckoid,” handing over the blueprints, indulging in floating bug science, encouraging interest in horticulture, bonus dreaming, chilling in a volcano, walking through the flames, and heavily criticizing a dragon’s appearance. I’ll never be able to understand the criminal mind.

• 00:00:00 Massage Gun
• 00:03:39 Intro
• 00:04:56 Return to Reza
• 00:11:12 Thieves Bazaar
• 00:19:20 Lily’s Room
• 00:26:50 Revisiting Burg
• 00:27:21 Revisiting Meribia
• 00:27:43 Revisiting Meryod
• 00:28:12 Iluk - Building the Balloon
• 00:32:36 Fluffy Bug
• 00:35:23 Bug Balloon
• 00:40:01 Balloon Trip
• 00:40:49 Red Dragon Cave
• 00:45:20 Bronze Dogs
• 00:51:06 Red Dragon
• 00:56:40 Real Net
• 00:59:13 Outro

• Patreon: patreon.com/retroam
• Bluesky: @retrogradeamnesia.bsky.social
• YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia
• E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com
• Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com

Knowledge is meaningless if it’s not shared with others. Just like podcasts, especially when we’re possessing the cornerstone that may become the foundation, confirming remastered butt crack, procuring special knowledge, wishing we were playing N.A.R.C., gaining entrance, neglecting typo correction in the remaster, loving pop quizzes, testing the power of friendship, controlling force, blowing out chocolate chunks, refusing to help yellers, farting old, inventing new typos, appreciating Victor, performing the world’s worst collaborative art project, fashioning a jimmy, wishing for a tapeworm, and forcing literacy. He wants to touch it and love it.

• 00:00:00 Season 8 Update
• 00:02:39 Intro
• 00:04:09 More Bath
• 00:07:49 Damon’s Tower Floor 1
• 00:20:35 Damon’s Tower Floor 2
• 00:29:05 Damon’s Tower Floor 3
• 00:37:50 Damon’s Tower Floor 4
• 00:43:15 Damon’s Tower Floor 5
• 00:51:54 Damon’s Tower Floor 6
• 00:57:20 Real Net
• 01:01:07 Outro

• Patreon: patreon.com/retroam
• Bluesky: @retrogradeamnesia.bsky.social
• YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia
• E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com
• Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com

You will live forever. And you will never be alone…as long as you’re listening to us fancying a brain lick, nailing non-relatives, regrettably identifying with Nash, pissing wickedly, joshin’ guys, biologically challenging a pervert, referencing “♫♫ diarrhea ♫♫ diarrhea ♫♫,” getting secret words in a notebook, smelling like booze, wetting a pig trough at sloppin’ time, rejecting klan slogans, consulting a magic mirror, readin’ self helpin’ books, talking a bit about Lunar Remastered, shattering magic with a primal scream, and replacing cunnilingus with karaoke. She can’t sing or dance worth beans.

00:00:00 Intro
00:02:17 Meryod Woods
00:06:01 Meryod Pre-Bridge Incident
00:11:28 Meryod Bridge Collapse
00:19:53 Meryod Bar
00:24:53 Meryod Harmony Scene
00:27:46 Meryod Indoors
00:34:35 Luner Remastered Update
00:38:44 Plaster Mel
00:46:36 Real Net
00:51:00 Outro

• Patreon: patreon.com/retroam
• Bluesky: @retrogradeamnesia.bsky.social
• YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia
• E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com
• Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com

Let the scrubbing commence. Once clean, we’re deploying a burgle, only robbing the rich folks, assuming Reza’s city planners were children, reading the big book of suckers, imagining “podcasting town,” falling off a high horse, tangling undergarments, giving up all passions, becoming the next Chutney Dallas, looping family trees like clover, purifying the soul, feeling manly dirt, fixin’ that ice grime, having intercourse communion, and pre-visiting inventor town. Work Hard. Learn Much. Steal All (except for podcasts).

00:00:00 Season 8 Determinations
00:07:40 Intro 00:08:48 Reza NPCs
00:15:22 Reza Indoors
00:31:51 Reza Bar
00:41:21 Male Hot Spring
00:45:09 Iluk
01:00:24 Real Net
01:06:29 Outro

• Patreon: patreon.com/retroam
• Bluesky: @retrogradeamnesia.bsky.social
• YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia
• E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com
• Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com

This is the perfect time to be drinking. With your ears. To us designing secret behavior oppression systems, using outdated language, concentrating blue hair divinity, baking “nookie cookies,” wolf whistling a queen, remembering Barney violence, realizing she’s jailbait, finally referencing Seinfeld, bumping off, getting rid of the magic gimp, chewing on a tongue, escalating an argument, corrupting a save file, sacrificing liquor to god, and getting burgled at Reza. With hard work, and bad hygiene, you can achieve anything.

00:00:00 Season 8 Seasons
00:02:10 Intro
00:04:07 Nanza With Kyle
00:25:09 South Nanza Pass
00:27:52 Althena’s Shrine With Kyle
00:30:37 Burg With Kyle
00:32:02 Saith With Kyle
00:36:55 Meribia With Kyle
00:43:03 Vane With Kyle
00:49:39 Lann With Kyle
00:52:02 Reza
00:57:49 Real Net
01:05:24 Outro

• Patreon: patreon.com/retroam
• Bluesky: @retrogradeamnesia.bsky.social
• YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia
• E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com
• Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com