No place is safe these days. Not even a podcast, unless we’re attempting to define a dragon’s lair, animating Phacia’s sprite, realizing the bad guys want to kill god, crying at the amusement park, disappointing father, impressing mother, living in the cave forever, taking a dirt nap, threatening a corpse stomp, launching surprise arrows, stonewalling the NPCs, making out with our boyfriend, selling snake oil, talking to horses, wishing we counted quarreling spouses, getting our bloomers in a bunch, and going solo with Laike. He will be a luminous soul in the next world.

00:00:00 I Know What FFVIII Did Last Summer
00:03:05 Intro
00:05:37 Lair of the Blue Dragon Cave
00:21:20 Return to Lyton
00:23:44 World Tour
00:31:37 Tamur Pass
00:42:38 Tamur
00:52:14 Tamur Buildings
01:05:39 Laike
01:13:58 Real Net
01:21:44 Outro

• Patreon: patreon.com/retroam
• Bluesky: @retrogradeamnesia.bsky.social
• YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia
• E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com
• Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com

Is there a reason for these kinds of guys? Podcasters? Guys who are correcting a your/you’re situation, reminding teenagers of their mortality, speculating the origin of hole floor dungeons, banging blowing and flicking, eliminating drag references, actually fixing a town, poking dead monsters with a stick, singing songs between two lovers, teleporting to the technodrome, wondering what variety of human god became, breaking the cycle of heroes, swirling around in whirlpools, and getting baked with the Blue Dragon. The anime is too sacred.

00:00:00 Armor of God
00:02:38 Intro
00:04:30 Wind Shrine
00:16:08 Return to Lyton
00:21:43 Return to Lyton Indoors
00:28:42 Blue Dragon Lake Lovers
00:48:24 Blue Dragon Shrine
00:51:55 Blue Dragon
01:00:24 Real Net
01:05:17 Outro

• Patreon: patreon.com/retroam
• Bluesky: @retrogradeamnesia.bsky.social
• YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia
• E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com
• Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com

I’m so hot to trot right now. Stay cool while we’re entering a spinning picture cut-scene, falling out of the sky, stealing crashed balloon parts, disregarding mortality, beating perverted slime balls, attempting a ritual, shitting on a tradesman, regretting the fool mirror purchase, choosing bow or cane, producing kindergartener music, simulating the rocking of mother, corrupting a song with monsters, blowing chunks, dreaming of a green-eyed boy, and sulking in a hut while we repeatedly listen to awful music. That’s why Chris wears a hat to bed.

00:00:00 Season 8 Will Be…
00:02:48 Intro
00:04:00 Ballooners
00:05:53 Crashed At Reza
00:15:53 Revisiting Iluk
00:21:26 Revisiting Meribia
00:22:06 Revisiting Vane
00:22:57 Crossing Meryod
00:38:33 Lyton
00:49:40 Lyton Houses
00:57:49 Real Net
01:03:30 Outro

• Patreon: patreon.com/retroam
• Bluesky: @retrogradeamnesia.bsky.social
• YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia
• E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com
• Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com