Life got a little lifey, and we’re a few days late—but we’re back and as random as ever. In this episode, Allison and Jenn cover a grab bag of chaos: Sweet 16 coverage, the goosebumps (and relief) of being authentic, TikTok topics, and an unfortunate dive into the grossness of… raw chicken.
We may be off-schedule, but we’re right on-brand. Tune in for laughs, tangents, and everything in-between.

Allison and Jenn are back—and this week, they’re dreaming big. The Golden Globes just announced a podcast category for 2026, and as two fresh voices in the game, they're both thrilled and mildly delusional about being future award contenders (hey, manifestation is real).
They open up about their decision to ditch alcohol in favor of mocktails—sharing awkward party moments, and why going booze-free doesn’t mean boring.
As always, it’s a chaotic mix of laughter, tangents, storytelling, and unexpected moments of realness.

Before we found our people, we found ourselves—and trust us, that was the best part. In this episode, we’re throwing it back to our dating app days (RIP, endless swipes and ‘wyd?’ texts) and sharing how ditching the search led us straight to what really matters: self-worth, solo joy, and serious glow-ups. We’re talking about how we stopped chasing connections and started dating ourselves, plus all the hilarious, messy, and empowering detours along the way. This one’s for anyone ready to stop looking outward and start falling in love with their own damn life.

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Join Allison and Jenn as they dive into their wellness journey where they focus on their mental, physical, and spiritual growth with a side of slight indulgence. Whether you're just starting your own journey or looking to take it to the next level, this conversation is packed with insights, motivation and practical tips along with being real about how challenging it can all be.

In this heartfelt and honest episode, Allison and Jenn dive into the rollercoaster world of adult friendships — the breakups that hurt just as much as romantic ones, the awkwardness of making new friends as adults, and what it really takes to build strong, lasting connections that keep friendships going strong. From personal stories to real talk about boundaries, communication, and finding your people, this episode is a must-listen for anyone navigating the messy, magical world of friendship.

Join Allison and Jenn on their first episode where they introduce who they are and what you could expect from them, which is basically winging this whole podcast adventure to stay connected and be connected.