Life got a little lifey, and we’re a few days late—but we’re back and as random as ever. In this episode, Allison and Jenn cover a grab bag of chaos: Sweet 16 coverage, the goosebumps (and relief) of being authentic, TikTok topics, and an unfortunate dive into the grossness of… raw chicken.
We may be off-schedule, but we’re right on-brand. Tune in for laughs, tangents, and everything in-between.

Allison and Jenn are back—and this week, they’re dreaming big. The Golden Globes just announced a podcast category for 2026, and as two fresh voices in the game, they're both thrilled and mildly delusional about being future award contenders (hey, manifestation is real).
They open up about their decision to ditch alcohol in favor of mocktails—sharing awkward party moments, and why going booze-free doesn’t mean boring.
As always, it’s a chaotic mix of laughter, tangents, storytelling, and unexpected moments of realness.

Before we found our people, we found ourselves—and trust us, that was the best part. In this episode, we’re throwing it back to our dating app days (RIP, endless swipes and ‘wyd?’ texts) and sharing how ditching the search led us straight to what really matters: self-worth, solo joy, and serious glow-ups. We’re talking about how we stopped chasing connections and started dating ourselves, plus all the hilarious, messy, and empowering detours along the way. This one’s for anyone ready to stop looking outward and start falling in love with their own damn life.

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