HAPPY PRIDE, TIME TO GET SAD. Yeah babes, you’d better have your monogrammed hankies handy if you’re going to listen to this episode. We discussed Adventures in Odyssey’s THE TURNING POINT, wherein Eugene and Katrina’s relationship reaches … a turning point, as well as the Holy Spirit as a sex partner and washing feet with hair.

This week, we take a break from Adventures in Odyssey to goon out over some of our favorite Christian rock and worship hits from the past. In so doing, we answer some important questions: Is Daughtry REALLY a Christian artist? Did Pigeon pop their weed and sex cherries at a David Crowder Band concert? What Christian girlypop group made Parsnip sob into her mirror? To which famous worship ballad did Percy have gay sex? Also, we discuss how important these alternative Christian bands were for us as scared queer teenagers and how they fit into the genre of camp (not Bible camp, don't worry).

Time to wrap up the case of the unnecessarily kidnapped child for a mind-numbingly inane motive, all to teach a lesson the eppy itself doesn't really support. Sounds like just another day with Adventures in Odyssey. We've got thoughts on this episode, trash in backpacks, King David's trans child, and Kohls cash. If any of that sounds interesting.

Despite the police needing to solve a kidnapping, virtually nothing happens in this episode of Adventures in Odyssey, so we spend a good chunk of our recap gagging over Mr. Holstein — who appears for like 3 minutes. Join us as we discuss things like what makes a room a room … and probably other stuff. Look, if I told you everything now, what would be the point of you listening to the eppy???

Grab your best Prada knapsacks, dolls, because we’re venturing into a minefield of one of Adventures in Odyssey’s notoriously ableist and tone-deaf multiparters this week as we discuss THE PERFECT WITNESS, PART 1. There is SO MUCH to discuss about this episode (which is technically horrifying but is mostly just stiletto-snappingly dull), such as what U.S. president you should pretend to be if you want to survive your kidnapping, the wide-ranging diversity of Campbell County’s dirt, and gay uncles.

Today, we're bringing you a very special and timely Christmas episode that includes a lot of orgasmic moaning from Mary Barclay. Also, Eugene and Katrina crank up the spice, which is cute. And if you didn't get it, it's funny that we're putting out a Christmas episode on Easter...when it doubles as 4/20. THIS IS A FUNNY PODCAST OK

NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER (unless you want to), and that's why we're unpacking this episode of Adventures in Odyssey so we can judge it harshly but with full knowledge. Today, Katrina yells and it's hot, Jack paints himself nude, and Pigeon says the word "beatitooties."

WHIT IS STILL GONE!!!!!! And everyone is so sad!!!!! Well, we're not, but Connie and Scrub are, and we're honoring their journey today as we discuss the Adventures in Odyssey episode "dot dot dot But Not Forgotten." Jack (confirmed weirdo) teaches Tom to masturbate, Harlow Doyle makes his first appearance on the poddy, and we talk about celebrity couples you kinda forgot about (including an AIO connection!). Aaaand we learn a really important lesson about how if you're sad, jesus wants you to decide not to be because you think he's so hot.