For some reason, the Odyssey folks have decided to bring Whit back from the Middle East, and just like when you're constipated but still really want to bottom, they're going to make us go up there and extract Whit ourselves. BUT DON'T WORRY! Along the way, we stumble upon Paul McCusker thinking he's so smart about the Bible, only to realize he is completely wrong. As always, it's a hootenanny.

There is something stinky about Tasha — but is it because she’s (in our opinion) the sole survivor of a family annihilation, or because she’s not a Christian? Join us as we open a transvestigation into Jason Whittaker’s beloved fianceé and discuss Jack Allen opening his buttcheeks just a LITTLE BIT too wide. And of course, we touch on our favorite topic of all: the perils of making ANY personal decision without the express written approval of Major League Baseball and at least three white cishet Christian men.

WE HAVE NO MORE PRIDE TO GIVE, but plenty of Adventures in Odyssey. This week, we're wrapping up LOVE IS IN THE AIR with Jack Allen's misognyny, Katrina Shanks' taciturnity, Jason Whittaker's anger toward women with jobs, Connie Kendall's victimhood, Eugene Meltsner's emotional honesty, Tasha Forbes' lesbian desires, and, if you listen closely, the sound of Percy's upstairs neighbor fucking. OH! And also all the HILARIOUS goofs and INCISIVE commentary you've come to expect from 2 Whits 1 Cup (hopefully).