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Andersen Prunty
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Andersen Prunty
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A pocket guide to the 23 most painful things in life, written by the most well-adjusted man in the universe.
Does it make you sad to be alive?
Boo-hoo. You're living all wrong.
My name is Andersen Prunty. I'm happiest while napping. I am a man with tennis shoes. They get older every time I put them on. This is how I deal with the pain of being alive. Now is our chance to deal with our pain together. You'll thank me later.
©2011 Andersen Prunty (P)2013 Andersen PruntyLos oyentes también disfrutaron...
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This is a vehicle for listening. We don’t need music
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A collection of short stories read by the author
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From the rules of a pedestrian hitting game to a man with a chainsaw mouth this is a great peek into the world of the weird
Well narrated by the man himself check it out
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Fun
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I cannot think of a title…
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What did you love best about The Driver's Guide to Hitting Pedestrians?
The idea behind the entire thing. At first I thought it was so stupid but when it was over I was begging it wouldn't end.Which character – as performed by Andersen Prunty – was your favorite?
I just can't choose.Any additional comments?
Mr. Prunty's books are completely unique in every way. I enjoy how this is so digestible and challenges my every conviction. Just think of the most insane things you can come up with then multiply them by 100 and put it into a book. I love it.How did I live without this vital information?
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I thought after reading the title and the blurb - I would really love this collection of stories. I didn't enjoy this at all - in fact, I could not even finish it. After listening to a few of these stories, I was just left wondering - What was the point of that? Why were these stories written? This book has good reviews so there is an audience for this, but clearly I'm am not one of them.
The narrator of this book is the author himself. His delivery is very mundane and droning. Unfortunately, this narration style added to my dislike of these stories.
Odd
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