Novedades

After months of being locked down due to a sinister virus, the people of the United Territories of Tut are celebrating 4th of July. The Minese socio-economic revolution is in full swing and the Minese Federal Bank is demanding that the trillions of Tutonian dollars owed to them by the United Territories of Tut, now the greatest debtor nation of the known universe, be repaid or Mina will confiscate Tut Isand in lieu of payment. And during this time of uncertainty, Mathew who was shot down by friendly fire on March 15th, 2031, while flyking, is coming home and Jennifer is hoping their love ...

In middle school, and at age twelve, Janie Mulvaney is trapped between kid-and-teenage-hood. Her sister treats her like a peon. Mom won't let her get a cell phone. Uncle Alvin embarrasses her. Grandma calls her Bumble Cheeks. Janie tries to earn money, but things backfire, and she ends up owing a doink-load. Luckily, Janie's quirky sense of humor and wacky perspective help her zigzag through this tween trap. Whether you are twelve, a mom, grandma, or any age in between, you will laugh out loud at the story's zany characters.

Have YOU Read Pretending to Love? A ridiculously tongue-in-cheek guide to navigating the perils and pitfalls of a modern relationship, Pretending to Love will teach you how to attract the right sort of partner, trick them into liking you, manipulate their feelings to suit your own needs, and then dump them in an appropriate fashion when you get bored and/or hungry. Relationship Advice For Women And Men Q: Is it my parents’ fault that I’m so bad at relationships? A: You shouldn’t blame your parents for your shortcomings, since their parents probably messed them up first. If you are ...

Ever wonder why we all instinctively avoid the middle urinal? Or why no one ever wants the last slice of pizza — until someone else reaches for it? 1000 Ideas: Rules of Life is your hilarious, honest, and oddly comforting guide to the world’s invisible social codes. From elevator etiquette to text message timing, these are the unspoken rules we all seem to follow… or learn the hard way. Whether you’re trying to survive office politics, navigate public spaces, or just become 10% less awkward, this book will make you laugh, nod, and maybe even reconsider your microwave habits. A must-...

Kate Tanner is getting more than she bargained for in this "woman disguised as a man" romance. Fleeing from her parents' killers, she disguises herself as Billy Ingram and leaves the big city Virginia life to work on a remote farm out in the middle of nowhere, North Dakota where the handsome, but aloof, Chad Walker hires her as a farmhand. Between trying to prove that she can handle the more demanding farm chores and trying to fit in with the other farmhands, she has her work cut out for her. Then, one morning, Chad discovers she's a woman, so she quickly makes up the excuse that "Billy's" ...

Welcome to Funcliffe park. It’s a crusty old caravan park that's falling into the sea, the neighbours are all weird, but forget about that! Have a cuppa and a crumpet instead. It’s 1999 and Nanna wants to keep her football-mad grandson Nobby out of trouble, but everything’s going wrong. Nobby’s having a terrible birthday, she’s just whacked the local MP with a marigold glove and worst of all, she’s just stewed the tea. Will Nanna and Nobby triumph? Or is it full time for Funcliffe?

The Fable of the Mandrill A Story of Hubris, Bathrooms, and an American Congresswoman By MacKenzie Morgan In a nation hungry for spectacle and starving for truth, The Fable of the Mandrill arrives as both feast and warning. Ruth Anne Nantz is not a villain in her own story. She is a Congresswoman, a daughter of the South, a veteran of culture wars and televised takedowns. She smiles in pearls and weaponized sincerity, campaigns in scripture-stitched rhetoric, and wins hearts with the practiced tremble of her voice. She does not need facts—she has voters. And she tells them what they want ...

🤝 Awkward icebreakers that instantly derail small talk 🛗 Elevator antics guaranteed to create silence (or panic) 🧢 Fashion choices that raise eyebrows and questions 📞 Strange voicemails and phone call ideas no one will forget 🍽️ Dinner party moves that leave guests speechless 🧘 Yoga poses that don't exist—but now they do 🛒 Supermarket behaviors that test social norms 💼 Office pranks that toe the line between HR and legend 🧠 Fake facts to drop confidently in any conversation 😶 Weird vibes to project without saying a single word Why be normal when you can be ...

'EPICS 3' is S.E. McKenzie's 3rd collection of Epic poems. This collection includes poems #29-#43.

'EPICS 2' is the collection of S.E. McKenzie's Epic Poems #15-#28.

'EPICS 4' is the fourth collection of S.E. McKenzie's epic poems. This collection includes poems #44-#59. The kindle version includes photographs.

THE FIRST COLLECTION of the Miner Stories; books 1, 2 and 3.

As war wages, a new generation of Bells, Coaltonstones and Goodwins are facing a harsh existence under Minese occupation. These are the last days of 2075. Karl Parks may soon be fitted into the Botman Regiment, which oversees the recycling of the debtors. Karl’s twin brother's spirit, Danny, has returned from Belunga, where he was sent to fight on the front line. Danny isn't sure what he was fighting for and he wishes for his old life back when Sue-Anne, soon to be Karl's wife, was his. ESCAPE FROM TUT ISLAND is S. E. McKenzie's second young adult novel.

During Ginger Goodwin’s pre-shift safety inspection he discovers that a methane meter has been mysteriously turned off. Ginger Goodman prevents his crew from descending into the mine just minutes before the methane gas explodes leaving him trapped and waiting to be rescued 1,200 feet below Pitville while changing the lives of his childhood sweetheart Christina and their unborn child forever.

'Epics: Cloud Included' is a bundled collection of S.E. McKenzie's Epic Poems #1-#14.

Tired of inspirational quotes and toxic positivity? Good. 1000 Ideas: Sarcasm is the brutally honest, eye-roll-inducing, laugh-out-loud survival guide for navigating the absurdity of modern life. Packed with razor-sharp wit, this book takes aim at everything from workplace nonsense and dating disasters to health fads, social media drama, and that one person who always says “let’s circle back.” Whether you're looking to upgrade your inner monologue or arm yourself with comebacks for family dinners, this is your ultimate handbook for responding to life’s chaos with class, sass, and ...

In order to receive his inheritance, Jake Mitchell must marry. In order to save her family's farm, Sue Lewis must marry a rich man. So Jake comes up with a plan. Why not strike up a platonic business arrangement where they can marry each other for six months? Then they are free to annul the marriage and go their separate ways. Unfortunately for him, the people he knows are determined to keep them together. Between an army of suitors willing to court Sue before her annulment and the Lewis brothers scheming to show Jake how attractive she is, laughter and love are in the air. And in the end, ...

Just inland from Florida’s sun-splashed Treasure Coast is the Namaste Club yoga center. An exclusive oasis of palms, lakes, and adorable guest villas, it’s perfect for getaways where Shakti, a serenely blond Instagram influencer, holds yoga retreats for well-heeled Miami ladies. The Namaste Club is a place of reflection, a place of release and redemption…or at least, that’s the sales pitch.

Desperate to escape their high-pressure life in Los Angeles, the Finch family moves to rural Oregon. But it doesn’t take long to learn that “small town” is not code for “stress-free.” As the new owners of Applegate's one and only general store, the Finches find that the simple life’s anything but simple when your little store is the town's only grocery store, gas station, hardware store, fire station, and occasional dentist’s office.

Are you tired of all the pressure to be successful, passionate, and productive? Good news—you don’t have to change! In this hilariously sarcastic anti-self-help guide, you'll learn the exact habits that guarantee you’ll never achieve your goals, find your purpose, or move out of your mom’s basement. From endless Netflix binges to blaming the universe for your problems, this book has everything you need to stay exactly where you are—forever. Packed with wit, irony, and brutally funny “advice,” this is the perfect gift for that friend who's "manifesting" from their couch (or ...