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Pretending to Love

De: Ashton Cartwright
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Have YOU Read Pretending to Love?

A ridiculously tongue-in-cheek guide to navigating the perils and pitfalls of a modern relationship, Pretending to Love will teach you how to attract the right sort of partner, trick them into liking you, manipulate their feelings to suit your own needs, and then dump them in an appropriate fashion when you get bored and/or hungry.

Relationship Advice For Women And Men

Q: Is it my parents’ fault that I’m so bad at relationships? A: You shouldn’t blame your parents for your shortcomings, since their parents probably messed them up first. If you are going to blame anyone, blame your grandparents. The jerks. Q: Will a woman ever love me as much as she loves her cat? A: No, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even asking such a ridiculous question. Q: Is there such a thing as being TOO insecure? A: Of course not! Without massive insecurities, how would you realize all the things that you aren’t good at? As well as many more marginally interesting questions and poorly thought out answers! Dating advice for women and men has never been so accurate or so ridiculous!

Also In This Funny Relationship Advice Book

You will also learn important relationship information such as: · How to Get Your Own Way · Improving Your Partner Through the Power of Nagging · A "Brief" Introduction to Lingerie · Why Honesty is the Worst Policy

Completely Legitimate and Totally Unbiased Praise for Pretending to Love

Have a look at what other people have said about Pretending to Love: "Very slightly amusing." "Good for reading on the toilet." "Not as terrible as I expected!" Sound too good to be true? Perhaps! Why don't you "Search Inside" Pretending to Love and decide for yourself!

About the Amazingly Handsome, Funny, and Modest Relationship Advice Author

As a chronic bachelor, Ashton Cartwright has had a lifetime of awkward romantic encounters that could loosely be classed as dates, as well as a healthy number of passionate boyfriend/girlfriend infatuations and traumatic break ups. These dating experiences (which could easily have been taken from a series of poorly written romantic comedy books) didn't help with Ashton's already odd sense of humor. After receiving a great deal of love and relationship advice from well-meaning but annoyingly humorous friends, he decided to compile this marginally funny love advice book . . . mainly because it seemed easier than actually talking to real women about silly stuff like love and marriage. It’s dating advice from someone who doesn’t know what he’s talking about! It's funny marriage advice combined with utter nonsense! It's relationship advice for men who don't deserve any better! It's also relationship advice for women who have low standards! Scroll up and get Pretending to Love today!
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