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A lonely, desperate Little. A sexy Texas Ranger with a Daddy’s heart. A ghost stalking the hills and mountains around town. Brats running amok! It’s Halloween in Mountainville and it’s going to be a wild ride! Buckle up, Cuties! Mountainville is the oasis Megan has always dreamed of. Being a Little, she’s longed for a place where she belongs—a place of acceptance and love. The only thing that could make it better is a Daddy to cling to. Enter Bo Downey. He’s a Texas Ranger that has no problem breaking the rules in the pursuit of justice. But when one such instance lands him in ...

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The remnants of the Expeditionary Force stranded on the alien-controlled planet "Paradise" get a chance to prove themselves, in a simple off-world training mission with a ship full of teenage alien cadets. When the mission goes horribly wrong and the survival of everyone on Paradise is at risk, the Merry Band of Pirates may have to come to the rescue. Unless they get killed first....

The galaxy is doomed. Monkeys may be clever and too stubborn to give up, but Skippy The Idiot Who Got Played knows the harsh truth: this is a fight he can’t win. The odds are not only stacked against him, he was designed not to win this fight. Maybe he can salvage some faint memory of the civilizations that inhabit the galaxy, but those beings are doomed. Doomed. Including the Merry Band of Pirates.