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When the Moon Hit My Hopes—and Missed Completely

Total
2 out of 5 stars
Ejecución
1 out of 5 stars
Historia
1 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 04-06-25

Ah, When the Moon Hits Your Eye—a title that promises absurd cosmic dairy destruction but delivers... existential lactose intolerance. What begins as a "classic and hilarious premise" (the moon turning into cheese—yes, finally, someone said it) quickly melts into a lukewarm fondue of half-baked characters and plotlines that go nowhere fast.

The cast is global, diverse, and yes—painfully woke. We’re introduced to characters whose every line of dialogue feels like it was beta-tested by a Twitter focus group. Don’t get me wrong, representation matters. But when your apocalypse cheese story starts reading like a DEI checklist, you know you've wandered far from the dairy aisle.

And just when you're bracing for the big, glorious cheese meteor moment—the one the whole book seems to be lurching toward—the author slams the brakes, shrugs, and decides, “You know what? Let’s just have the moon change back.” No catastrophic brie-quakes. No gouda-fueled anarchy. Just a dead billionaire (for flavor?) and a vague whisper of a conspiracy theory, like he ran out of ink and called it "ambiguous."

The rug isn't pulled from under the characters. No, it's gently tucked back under them, like a passive-aggressive hotel maid tidying up after a non-event.

In short, if you came for cheese-based devastation, you'll leave as empty as a fondue pot at a vegan retreat. A brilliant premise, squandered on the altar of fake depth and narrative cowardice.

Final verdict? 2 stars: one for the title, one for the laugh I got when I realized the author really was going to end it like that.

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A good sleep aide.

Total
1 out of 5 stars
Ejecución
1 out of 5 stars
Historia
1 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 09-08-21

If want to waste your time on a slow moving and boring story this is for you. Even the narrator sounded bored.

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Captivating

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4 out of 5 stars
Ejecución
4 out of 5 stars
Historia
4 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 07-31-21

This story just keeps you listening late into the night. The author paints captivating imagery with great characters. I am putting the next one on my wish list!

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Didn't age well

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2 out of 5 stars
Ejecución
3 out of 5 stars
Historia
1 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 01-07-21

A somber look at the future of space flight. Lines like "what it means that we aren't going to space anymore" clearly didn't age well and especially with companies like SpaceX existing at the time and the author even being at a launch of a Falcon9! The author is reaching to make a profound statement and it fails to hit the mark. Not only does it miss it's attempt at being profound but it's delivery as a sob story is simply obnoxious.

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Very cerebral

Total
4 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 04-23-19

Loved it. Tough to follow as audiobook. Had to rewind to comprehend. Do not recommend listening to while doing other things like working in the garage. Stil 8/10! Good read/listen. Tell them Libtards what's up Ben!

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