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As a new dad, you're embarking on a journey filled with unforgettable experiences, from baby's first steps to hearing their first words (which might just be "Dada" if you're lucky). It's a rollercoaster ride of emotions, and a great sense of humor will be your trusty sidekick. In this joke book, we've compiled a collection of lighthearted and relatable jokes specifically tailored for first-time dads like you. Whether you need a good laugh after a long night of soothing a fussy baby or you want to share a chuckle with fellow dads in the trenches, these jokes are here to brighten your day.

Have you ever been asked, “why don’t you drink alcohol?” and felt like you were being judged as if you were an alien from outer space? The concept of asking someone why they don’t want the night to end in complete chaos and to write off the next three days broke, depressed, and puffy-skinned seems crazy–yet alcohol is the only drug we have to justify not taking!

This isn’t mere theory based on hearsay. In every minute of this audiobook, I have shared things that I have learned from my own experiences with manifesting. I am sharing with you all the mistakes that I was also making and that most people make applying the law of attraction to their life. However, understanding the mistakes you are making is just 50 percent of the entire picture. To turn things around, you need to know exactly how to fix the mistakes you are currently making. This book provides you with all the practical advice and tips you need to become a pro at manifesting.

Did your partner just hit you with that big “p-word” and now you’re suddenly realizing you have no idea what you’re supposed to do about it? Are you excited and terrified at the same time and really thought you’d be more prepared for this than you currently feel? With the right awareness, a month-by-month guide to empower your choices, and some powerful insight into what is actually going on with your woman and developing child, you’ll soon find yourself knowing exactly what to do with these inevitable curveballs. You’re going to knock it out of the park, man!

Do you want to attract money and abundance into your life? Do you want to manifest money easily? Are you looking for the most powerful money affirmations? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this audiobook is what you need! In this audiobook, you will discover the secrets to attracting money and abundance into your life. You will discover how to manifest money easily and how to use the power of affirmations to attract wealth and abundance into your life. With these guided affirmations, you will speak money into existence and be on your way to becoming a money magnet.

Maybe it's a bit unexpected, or maybe you’ve been trying for a while now, but all of a sudden it’s true - you’re going to be a father! No matter how you are currently feeling, one thing is for sure — your life is about to change forever. NEW DAD HACKS will help you, But this doesn't have to be overwhelming or derailing. You don't have to struggle through these next months and wind up learning all the lessons the hard way.

Do you want to finally lose weight and keep it off? Discover how you can lose weight in a sustainable and natural way without any expensive surgery, fat loss pills, or pharmaceutical drugs riddled with side effects. It's time you get the body of your dreams without destroying your health in the process, and while actually enjoying your life.

Unless you reprogram your brain to become a Black man who is wealthy, self-assured, and believes they are deserving of love, these things will always elude you. Or, escape you once you do get them. Fortunately, this is a situation when affirmations can be useful. By listening to and repeating these affirmations every day, you are rewiring your subconscious, which governs much of your behavior. As a result, your behaviors and results will start to reflect your newfound beliefs.

As we age, our perceptions of the world tend to become cloudy and negative. We sometimes forget how much we've accomplished in our lifetime as well as the beauty around us. This often creates a cognitive dissonance that causes us stress and makes us feel less confident about ourselves.

Often, we may encounter unpleasant relatives who drain our energy by bringing negativity and sabotage to our moments of joy, plans, or life perspective. But there is always a reason behind their attitudes which we will dig into here. Plus, you will understand how these relatives affect your life. As you go through this book, you will be able to wisely bring closure, not to those toxic relationships but to your frustration, and give yourself the space to love those family members from a fair distance without disrespect or harmful conflicts.