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Conjuring the Futa Elf
- Futa on Female
- De: Lara Longstaff
- Narrado por: Virtual Voice
- Duración: 47 m
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Molly was a cute little blonde with a big problem. Her boss at the local bookstore, Pam, was gorgeous, but mean as a snake! Young Molly had been dabbling in witchcraft, and decided that what her boss needed was a good man in her life. Using the spells she (half) learned from the Occult Book section, she hoped to transform the handsome fantasy warrior cardboard display character into a real lover for uptight Pam. Naturally her spell goes horribly (wonderfully?) awry, and instead of bringing the handsome hero to life, Molly transforms the picture of the sexy elf warrior princess into a living...
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Comedic and amusing
- De Esra F. en 03-12-25
- Conjuring the Futa Elf
- Futa on Female
- De: Lara Longstaff
- Narrado por: Virtual Voice
Comedic and amusing
Revisado: 03-12-25
I'm not entirely sure who listens to porn as a serious endeavor. I picked it mostly as a joke and had fun along the way.
it's utterly ridiculous in the extreme but the writing as a whole is surprisingly solid. I have some issues with the ending. The main character comments that she won't be satisfied by her boyfriends size but after the whole book was about magic and conjuration of extra girth then there is no reason she couldn't just do it to him like she did the elf. Kind of a plot hole if you as me.
the AI reader was pretty solid as well with some comical intonation that really worked. Plus she sounded cute, which helps. All in all a fun little read and well worth the zero price tag.
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The Girl from the Well
- De: Rin Chupeco
- Narrado por: Andi Arndt
- Duración: 6 h y 43 m
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Okiku wants vengeance...and she gets it. Whenever there's a monster hurting a child - the same way she was hurt 300 years ago in Japan - her spirit is there to deliver punishment. But one American boy draws her like no other. The two are pulled into a world of eerie doll rituals and dark Shinto exorcisms that will take them from the American Midwest to the remote valleys and shrines of Aomori, Japan. The boy is not a monster, but something evil writhes beneath his skin, trapped by a series of intricate tattoos.
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Not what I expected, but still good.
- De TheMovieHero en 10-09-19
- The Girl from the Well
- De: Rin Chupeco
- Narrado por: Andi Arndt
Just Meh
Revisado: 12-13-24
The ghost was the best part and even she was boring. This was such a forgettable book. I can't believe all the 4 and 5 star reviews.
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Stranger in the Woods
- De: Anni Taylor
- Narrado por: Harriet Gordon-Anderson
- Duración: 13 h y 57 m
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Photographer Isla Wilson is thrilled she's landed her dream job, but the clients who hired her are getting stranger by the day. It sounded so perfect—a month's assignment at the lush Scottish Highlands property of architect Alban McGregor, and his wife, Jessica. But in the woods, there's a playhouse with a chilling history. Two years ago, the McGregors' daughter Elodie was abducted and then died in that playhouse. The townspeople insist her abductor had to be a stranger in their town. Alban refuses to knock the playhouse down, even keeping a picture of it on his wall.
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Good book!
- De Tammy garrett en 09-13-22
- Stranger in the Woods
- De: Anni Taylor
- Narrado por: Harriet Gordon-Anderson
Surprise five star book
Revisado: 06-15-24
Picked this one because it was free and I needed to pass time at work but it ended up surprising me.
After a slightly slow beginning it picked up and kept up the pace. There were so many twists I never saw comming with all questions and plot threads tied up by the end.
This book should be made into a series.
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Penetration
- The Question of Extraterrestrial and Human Telepathy
- De: Ingo Swann
- Narrado por: Clay Lomakayu
- Duración: 6 h y 9 m
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Ingo Swann - renowned psi researcher - reveals a long-held secret series of experiences with a "deep black" agency whose apparent charter was simple: UFOs and extraterrestrials on the moon and worries about ET telepathic/mind control powers. The agency was so secret that it had no paper trail, and hence no written secrecy agreements.
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Very insightful from the amazing Ingo Swann
- De Chris Durkin en 10-29-18
- Penetration
- The Question of Extraterrestrial and Human Telepathy
- De: Ingo Swann
- Narrado por: Clay Lomakayu
The narration is a little dry but the book is good
Revisado: 06-07-23
So the first half is quite incredible especially since his claims were authenticated on some level when the CIA data dump became declassified.
While I'm not quite ready to throw my anchor in and believe everything he believes, I will submit that he has a very logical approach and provides countless verifiable sources and many logical arguments as to the existence of an alien cover up on the moon.
Once the alien on the moon bit is done though, that's where the book slows down and largely where the narration killed the momentum.
Apart from a lavish description of an attractive young woman in a supermarket, much of the second half is technical and hypothetical musings of Mr. Swan.
While these investigative musings are interesting, the truth is they would have been far more palatable with a more lively reading by someone with more than three notes to their voice.
Still an incredible book, Ingo Swan's "Penetration" is still excellent in every regard and is a fascinating read whether you believe in aliens or not.
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Anne of Green Gables
- De: L.M. Montgomery
- Narrado por: Barbara Caruso
- Duración: 10 h y 17 m
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On Prince Edward Island, aging siblings Mathew and Marilla Cuthbert decide to adopt a boy to help with chores around the farm. But when Mathew arrives at the train platform, the only living creature in sight, legs dangling from the piles of shingles where she sits, is a freckled, green-eyed, redheaded little girl. Mathew senses immediately that life at Green Gables is going to be very different. And how right he is.
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EVERY SUCEEDING THRILL WAS THRILLER THAN THE LAST
- De Jim "The Impatient" en 08-10-17
- Anne of Green Gables
- De: L.M. Montgomery
- Narrado por: Barbara Caruso
Exceptional in every way.
Revisado: 08-17-22
As a boy I grew up with the mini series. It never particularly moved me and I was always bored.
A lifetime of video games and rock music later and I find myself pleasantly surprised and moved by the quality of the book.
Anne is lovely in her faults and eccentric joys, Mathew and Marilla are stern but kind and Rachel is significantly improved from the miniseries.
Avonlea is a beautiful, well written, enticing world that really makes me feel as though we've lost the better parts of ourselves in our effort to have more technology.
It's definitely on my list of places to visit if I could.
10/10 Would read again.
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The Lost World
- De: Michael Crichton
- Narrado por: Scott Brick
- Duración: 15 h y 18 m
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It is now six years since the secret disaster at Jurassic Park, six years since the extraordinary dream of science and imagination came to a crashing end - the dinosaurs destroyed, the park dismantled, the island indefinitely closed to the public. But there are rumors that something has survived.
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Dodgson! We've got Dodgson here...
- De Cage en 05-17-12
- The Lost World
- De: Michael Crichton
- Narrado por: Scott Brick
Crichton was an ass.
Revisado: 07-22-22
This book rivals Dune for utter retardation in storytelling and being unbearably boring. The ammount of times someone just says "oh no" and leaves the rest of the party hanging while a dangerous dinosaur creeps up got old. The amount of "the smell of rotting flesh" got old too.
The greatest sin of this book is it takes a majority of its run time to get anywhere interesting. All the poor writing from the first book is magnified three fold in this book.
The kids are unrealistic and irritating and the adults run around like chickens without heads. All except for Sarah, no not her, she's Crichton's perfect goddess of Feminist power that outperforms the men. She basically carries the plot, and Malcolm, as a human plot convenience. She has no personality, none of them do. Two dimensional flat breads the lot of them.
The villains are laughable and when Sarah referred to one of them as a beta male I had to stop and question why I was even reading this book. Morbid curiosity.
Speaking of morbid, there are some oddly grim points where Crichton details death in an overboard manner. Bones crunching, flesh tearing, blood gushing. He also talks alot about dinosaurs and men's crotches (weird).
Random issues I have with the book.
Poor Eddie gets done dirty when he is explained to have a rifle but doesn't use it, go figure.
The kids are magically hacking into corporate computer systems and watching distortion free SD security footage all over radio...its possible but unrealistic.
Everyone acts like geothermal powers is a miracle from God, I guess it wasn't as practical in the 90's?
Eddie puts exposed breakers on the bottom of a car.
No one has real guns after what happened in the first book.
Baby T-Rex has feathers...okay no.
Moving on.
The raptors are absolutely ridiculous. The visual Crichton paints is of tribal lizard people acting in a cartoonish way. They are basically cave men and there is nothing scary about them. The best scene in the book was when the Carnotaurs arrived and it was unfortunately short lived.
The oh so cool technology and lingo don't age at all and there are several places where the "amazing equipment" was eye rollingly stupid and unrealistic.
Most of the plot is predictable and their whole "they fed them sheep!" revelation wasn't so inspiring considering everyone in the U.S. already knows about CJD and its contemporaries or should anyway due to the mad cow scare of the early 2000's
In the end nothing really happens. We have to listen to a bunch of pseudo intellectuals argue about asinine topics instead of just some cool dinosaur action of which there is pitifully little. There's a few places where the author retcons the previous book and a few places where he just straight up contradicts himself. It's all mostly boring and then Crichton blatantly declares that photons and electrons are imaginary and don't exist and the book just sort of abruptly ends.
The odd out of place feminist undertones and anti-human "we are destroyers" talk gets old as it's obvious that any hope for the storytelling is being drowned under Crichton's political ego. It's called subtlety in writing buddy and clearly you don't have it.
I never thought I would end up saying the movies were better especially that second one but hot damn, they were better. Almost makes me want to go watch the churn of new movies they keep making.
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Jurassic Park
- A Novel
- De: Michael Crichton
- Narrado por: Scott Brick
- Duración: 15 h y 10 m
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An astonishing technique for recovering and cloning dinosaur DNA has been discovered. Now humankind’s most thrilling fantasies have come true. Creatures extinct for eons roam Jurassic Park with their awesome presence and profound mystery, and all the world can visit them - for a price.
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CHAOS THEORY
- De Jim "The Impatient" en 01-30-16
- Jurassic Park
- A Novel
- De: Michael Crichton
- Narrado por: Scott Brick
Very Enjoyable
Revisado: 07-17-22
It's a tad long toward the end.
basically a completely different story than the movie with what apparently became the other two movies.
the characters are mostly enjoyable with exception of three.
Lex is the most irritating 8 year old ever. Constantly switching between irrational fear, saucey indifference, and whining that she's hungry. Half of the near death events are her fault and had I been there I would have slapped her (Yes I would have slapped an 8 year old).
Dr. Malcolm was enjoyable in the beginning but at the end he just turned into a dramatic know it all. Constantly coughing and popping in and out of consciousness to tell them "I told you so" and to remind everyone he knew it would happen but somehow he's still there despite "knowing" how it would all end.
Mr. Hammond was just an absolute dick. An 80ish year old man yelling and calling names. Constantly dismissive and intentionally blind to issues. He somehow started a park full of super engineered monsters and was upset that Muldoon wanted weapons to protect the employees and potential customers. He then spends the rest of the book laying blame and throwing tantrums until the end where he just straight up decides it's literally everyone else's fault and screw them.
There's also an odd and useless scene where everyone decides to blame Gennaro for the whole park which was out of place as he had no idea just how far Hammond had gone. It spontaneously villainized Grant, Sattler, and Muldoon.
I also take issue with the utter doggedness of the T-Rex. It just randomly plays tag and chases them all over the island. There's even an unintentionally comical scene where It just stands at the bottom of a waterfall with it's mouth open to catch them when they fall. At that point I knew I was reading a comic strip.
There's odd undertones of "people are bad, capitalism is bad, blah blah blah" Mostly from the resident know it all Dr. I told you so, but it's also vaguely present in the written narration of the author. A subtle distaste for science and money and industry.
Otherwise I would love to see a mini series true to the book. Good book but odd.
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Starship Troopers
- De: Robert A. Heinlein
- Narrado por: Lloyd James
- Duración: 9 h y 52 m
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Join the Army and See the Universe. That is the motto of The Third Space War, also known as The First Interstellar War, but most commonly as The Bug War. In one of Robert Heinlein's most controversial best sellers, a recruit of the future goes through the toughest boot camp in the universe - and into battle with the Terrain Mobile Infantry against mankind's most alarming enemy.
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Book is awesome. Narration was MIND-NUMBING
- De Geoff en 08-13-16
- Starship Troopers
- De: Robert A. Heinlein
- Narrado por: Lloyd James
It should be on all mandatory reading lists.
Revisado: 05-13-22
Read it. That's all I can say. Utterly fantastic book with fantastic political concepts. A true classic.
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The Indian in the Cupboard
- De: Lynne Reid Banks
- Narrado por: Lynne Reid Banks
- Duración: 4 h y 20 m
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It all started with a birthday present that Omri didn't want: a small plastic Indian that was no use to him at all. But an old wooden cupboard and a special key brought his unusual toy to life, and strange and wonderful things began to happen.
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Couldn't stop them from listening...
- De John en 06-11-04
- The Indian in the Cupboard
- De: Lynne Reid Banks
- Narrado por: Lynne Reid Banks
Absolutely amazing book.
Revisado: 04-16-22
I grew up listening to these books and I'm pleased to day that after a 15 year hiatus that they are still just as excellent as when I was a boy, still just as funny, no less compelling. These are a must for anyone of any age. Lynne Reid Banks is an artistic genius with her portrayal on the page and her performance in vocal talent. 10/10 Warm Happy Place.
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Moonraker
- James Bond, Book 3
- De: Ian Fleming
- Narrado por: Bill Nighy
- Duración: 7 h y 28 m
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The Moonraker project has a millionaire backer, the war hero Sir Hugo Drax - a man who, it seems, cheats at cards. With a ballistic rocket at stake, Sir Hugo's exposure could threaten Britain's latest defense system, so James Bond is asked to investigate. Moving from London's most exclusive gambling club to a missile silo on the Channel coast, 007 and his Special Branch assistant, Gala Brand, discover there's more to Drax than meets the eye.
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Ripping good yarn
- De J. Grablowski en 03-03-19
- Moonraker
- James Bond, Book 3
- De: Ian Fleming
- Narrado por: Bill Nighy
Significantly better than book 2
Revisado: 04-12-22
Bill Nighy is a vast improvement in vocal talent.
The story is simpler which helped and Gala was so much more enjoyable than Solitaire, mixing a fine combination of feminine edge with practical capability. At least for a vintage spy story.
The end is a little sad but it fits well with the nature of the story.
Draxx was an effective, if obvious, villain.
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