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How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else That Might Happen on an Average Tuesday
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Bare Minimum Parenting
- The Ultimate Guide to Not Quite Ruining Your Child
- By: James Breakwell
- Narrated by: James Breakwell
- Length: 4 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 105
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 93
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The goal of "bare minimum parenting" is to turn your child into a functional adult with only a fraction of the effort spent by super moms and dads. Amateur parenting expert James Breakwell will teach you to stop worrying and embrace your child's destiny as devastatingly average....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hysterical and somewhat accurate
- By Anonymous User on 05-25-21
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Bare Minimum Parenting
- The Ultimate Guide to Not Quite Ruining Your Child
- Narrated by: James Breakwell
- Length: 4 hrs and 7 mins
- Release date: 11-06-18
- Language: English
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How to Be a Man (Whatever That Means)
- Lessons in Modern Masculinity from a Questionable Source
- By: James Breakwell
- Narrated by: James Breakwell
- Length: 5 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 6
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 4
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Story5 out of 5 stars 4
There's no wrong way to be a woman. There are countless wrong ways to be a man....
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How to Be a Man (Whatever That Means)
- Lessons in Modern Masculinity from a Questionable Source
- Narrated by: James Breakwell
- Length: 5 hrs and 11 mins
- Release date: 02-15-22
- Language: English
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Only Dead on the Inside
- A Parent's Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
- By: James Breakwell
- Narrated by: James Breakwell
- Length: 4 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 50
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 43
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 42
There are plenty of guides out there about how to survive the zombie apocalypse. All of them assume readers are young, fit, and unencumbered by children. In that scenario, the only living humans left will be smug, outdoorsy Millennials. That's hell on earth, even without the zombies.Only Dead on the Inside is the answer for the rest of us....
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5 out of 5 stars
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As good as expected
- By Anonymous User on 12-15-17
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Only Dead on the Inside
- A Parent's Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
- Narrated by: James Breakwell
- Length: 4 hrs and 4 mins
- Release date: 12-11-17
- Language: English
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How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else That Might Happen on an Average Tuesday
- By: James Breakwell
- Narrated by: James Breakwell
- Length: 4 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 12
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9
The parenting humorist behind the viral Twitter account @XplodingUnicorn and author of Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent’s Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse presents the long-awaited guide to surviving everything else....
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How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else That Might Happen on an Average Tuesday
- Narrated by: James Breakwell
- Length: 4 hrs and 39 mins
- Release date: 11-05-19
- Language: English
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The Gods of Spenser Island
- The Chosen Twelve, Book 2
- By: James Breakwell
- Narrated by: Paul Bellantoni
- Length: 13 hrs and 10 mins
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Isolated and alone, the last twelve humans, all of them children, scramble to create a new civilization on the alien island that is now their home-and prison-for the rest of time.
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The Gods of Spenser Island
- The Chosen Twelve, Book 2
- Narrated by: Paul Bellantoni
- Series: The Chosen Twelve, Book 2
- Length: 13 hrs and 10 mins
- Release date: 08-27-24
- Language: English
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