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Clara runs Cannabis Invictus, a farm that specializes in unique blends. But after a super hot alien crashes in her fields, she worries that the outside world might take an interest. As she hides the woman in a warehouse, both start to grow! Now, 50 feet tall, the girls must learn how to live together on the secluded farm. But luckily they have a group of tiny farmhands. With the alien's pheromones, the tiny people want only one thing from the giantesses....
Contains: Growing women
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THANK YOU JC & JF FOR A PERFECT 5 STAR LISTEN
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 03-22-15
By: Jessica Clare, and others
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- Tonya
- 04-16-23
Aliens
I did enjoy listening to this book. Still haven’t a favorite book. Seems to me this author writes about either shrinking people or awfully big people. Is a different kind of erotic story
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- Mr. Pin
- 12-10-22
A Giant High
The author nailed it once more in the raunchy funny department of literature with a story so absurd it's just humourous! An alien spacecraft that crashed in a cannabis field?? An alien woman who grows to gigantic heights and turn one of the characters into a giant herself?? Pheromones who make everyone super horny?? And to add up.... Loads and loads of weed everywhere?? It's absolute nonsense and funny! Sexy and spicy all the way!! You like giants using tiny people to please themselves?? You got it!
Narration isn't amazing, but makes up for it with moanings on point!
The story itself and writing? Nonsensical but in a good way, very simple and straightforward, plus it's quick and the action even quicker!
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- julie33651
- 04-06-22
What a fun sexy unique story!
Loved the unique storyline! Very fun and full of surprises! A sexy steamy entertaining book that was both satisfying and full of delightful humor at times. The author is a gifted amazing storyteller! Very well done!
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- JH & DDDH
- 05-17-22
Giant Aliens Getting High, Oh My!
Clara and her girlfriend get in some serious hijinks at the Pot Farm when an alien crash lands at her house. People are turning into Giants, very horny Giants. Is there anyway to get the Alien back into space, or will they have to be "satisfied" on The Farm?
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- BigT
- 04-16-22
Very different
This is just a great fantasy and sci-fi story of a pot farm and a crash landed alien and a fun listen
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- Kara
- 06-01-23
Who doesn’t want to meet a 50’ tall alien woman?
As required by U.S. Federal Trade Commission (FTC) regulations and Audible requirements, I am disclosing that I was given a free review copy of this audiobook at my request. I have listened to the audiobook, and I have voluntarily left an honest review. Receiving a review copy did not influence my rating nor my review.
Sometimes it’s not clear whether an Amber Collings book is ff or mf, even from the reviews. I thought the story sounded silly and interesting, so I requested a review copy. I’m glad I did; it was fun, and Ruan Willow did her usual excellent job narrating.
For the record - there are lesbians in this story (yay!), but there are also mf and threesome playtimes.
Basically, an alien spacecraft crashes on earth, and her size regulator is damaged, growing her to 50’ tall, and also growing MC Clara to 50’ tall. Clara’s girlfriend Sidney, and two male and one female farm workers enjoy the size differences! With all the pot consumption, hemp clothing manufacturing and frequent orgies, everyone loses interest in creating a shrink machine to reduce the alien Freeya and Clara to normal size.
FTB in a few places just as things began, but all-in-all, a fun story!
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- Beast's Beauty
- 01-03-23
Giants get frustrated too
The story is very interesting, with a different aspect with being a giant as the focus. This story reminded me of a picture I saw a few years ago of a giant tongue licking a small person.
I am pretty sure the story would have been better is the narator voice wasn't so whiney sounding. I adjusted to the narrator's voice so that I can do a review. I will say that the voice seems to change as if it was spliced together.
I plan to read the book itself and then I will updat my review.
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