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  • The Portal, the Plumber, and the Princesses

  • A Men’s Adventure Fantasy Novel
  • By: Chase Danger
  • Narrated by: Erin Bateman
  • Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (81 ratings)

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The Portal, the Plumber, and the Princesses

By: Chase Danger
Narrated by: Erin Bateman
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Have you ever wondered what it's like to ground pound a princess? How about two?

Despite my average life, I always knew I was destined for something greater than being a plumber. So when the hunt for a missing princess in the sewers led me through a portal to a magic land, I didn't turn back. On the other side was a world full of sexy little fairy girls, desperate for the help of a hero. Among them, a beautiful royal fairy who needed my aid to save her kingdom from a fire-breathing dragon.

Both missions collide, along with our passion for one another. Two princesses to save? All in a day's work.

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A fun start

This was a fun and entertaining romp through the woods. As always, Erin Bateman did a fantastic job narrating. It was nice that the mc was a regular guy who went through a portal and stayed a regular guy as long as he could. Events and several women drag him along to start his journey. Yes, I'm being vague because you, the listener, need to go on the journey with the mc and not this review. The women are beautiful and purposely annoying, which is part of their character development. I will say that the ending is just the beginning of this adventure, and this book ALMOST serves as a prequel to the story to come.

P.S. There are some very sexy times in this book. You've been warned. Now go use that credit and listen to it.

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Entertaining and fun

Well done. Well narrated.  will be looking forward to the next in the series. You should buy this book.

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Fun story

Interesting take on Super Mario. Fun story and characters. I’d have to say it was pretty well thought out and written.

Great narration for all characters.

Definitely a fun listen/read.

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I had to give 4 for story

this was an overall good book, I did like it, I just couldn't get over the failure of not using reverse physiology AT ALL!! I won't spoil anything, yall will read and understand. this really is a fun story in not quite Mario story way. it's spicy and does it well. the narration is great but suffers a little not being a dual l, but that is ok.

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First book by Chase Danger; Did not disappoint!

This was my first book I've read by Chase Danger and it did not disappoint! I enjoyed the overall premise, the prior to portal experience didn't drag on forever as in some books, and the plot and storyline flowed at a good pace. The MC is likeable and the princesses and hand maidens build the story and aren't just eye candy...although they are that too don't get me wrong. Audio Version: I've never heard anything bad from Erin Bateman. Well done as always!

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A good story with potential for more

This was a fun take on the Super Mario idea. I will admit that while I knew it was part of their character development the attitudes of both of the princess gave me pause, but I am glad I got threw it because I did really enjoy this story. As for the narration, while it is my first time listening to Erin Bateman I was impressed how they were able to make each character feel unique and was able to keep me interested throughout the story. Overall I enjoyed this book and hope that there will be more in the future.

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a blue collar man becomes a hero.

Fun story about a plumber using his trade to save a foreign land. Erin Bateman does a great performance once again.

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Yes yes and yes

Wasn’t sure what to think when I first got into this but it got me hooked and I really hope I can get more

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Another fun adventure from Chase Danger!

I truly loved this adventure and highly recommend it to any Chase Danger fan! I dearly hope the story continues in another adventure.

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a whimsical and sexy adventure

this story will finally explain why that red suited plumber kept going from castle to castle. Fun, Sexy, and at times silly

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