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The Portal, the Plumber, and the Princesses
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- Narrated by: Erin Bateman
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
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Publisher's summary
Have you ever wondered what it's like to ground pound a princess? How about two?
Despite my average life, I always knew I was destined for something greater than being a plumber. So when the hunt for a missing princess in the sewers led me through a portal to a magic land, I didn't turn back. On the other side was a world full of sexy little fairy girls, desperate for the help of a hero. Among them, a beautiful royal fairy who needed my aid to save her kingdom from a fire-breathing dragon.
Both missions collide, along with our passion for one another. Two princesses to save? All in a day's work.
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Young, Dumb, and Full of Charisma
- A Men’s Fantasy Gamelit Novel
- By: Chase Danger, Piper Quinn
- Narrated by: Ellory Lane, Ben Hart
- Length: 12 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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There once was a bard that was young and dumb, but he made all of the ladies come. His charisma stat was the highest one in this enchanted land. His power was noticed by a sorceress who thought it would help her on her quest. So she and a friend paid him some gold, and on an adventure they go. Now has the quest begun. The bard sings songs and the monsters run. There's adventure, and lots of fun, and also magic foes. So now that their party was a group of three, they went on a hunt for a fairy. To an enchanted tower they must go, and bring the fairy down.
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He is Dumb But Damn He can Sing
- By Brianna Horne on 08-16-22
By: Chase Danger, and others
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Superhero Dad
- By: Chase Danger
- Narrated by: Noah Michael Levine, Robyn Verne
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
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I became a superhero to protect my son. Now the whole world needs me. Being a single dad is hard for anyone, but I managed to make it work. I always knew my six-year-old son, Jake, was a special little guy, but even I had no idea how special he really was or the potential that both of us had for greatness. When masked men assaulted my home to kidnap him, the powers I never knew I possessed manifested themselves. Now, I must rely on the two women who love my son the most.
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Pretty good start to what I hope is a good series
- By bill on 09-16-24
By: Chase Danger
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Domestic Decay
- By: Anya Merchant
- Narrated by: Alex Ford
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
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William “Lockpick” Sorling, a former apprentice member of the heroic Crimson Five, returns home to the affectionate women of his mentor team after serving time as a convicted supervillain.
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This is NOT my trope...
- By Adam Bolen on 07-26-21
By: Anya Merchant
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Turncoat's Truth
- Turncoat's Truth, Book 1
- By: William D. Arand, Victor E. Krabin
- Narrated by: Stephanie Savannah
- Length: 13 hrs and 46 mins
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At the best of times, Jeremiah could be described as a vengeful man. In the worst of times, one could call him a monster. The reality, though, was that he was a monster hunter. Or that's how he liked to style himself. In a world of creatures that went bump in the night, few fought for humanity. Fewer still put humanity first. Fighting with sword, blade, or word, their numbers were insufficient. Those who did did so from places and situations that the world didn't appreciate or condone. That they'd actively disavow and ignore.
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Stephanie as always was fantastic
- By Gitchel on 02-22-24
By: William D. Arand, and others
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Desperate Times: The Complete Trilogy
- By: Lara X. Lust
- Narrated by: Zachary Zaba, Erin Bateman
- Length: 14 hrs and 21 mins
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Dom’s life was never easy. Forged in the fires of poverty and neglect, he’s spent years building a life for himself. And it seems like everything is finally coming together. He lives on his own in a decent house at the edge of town, he works for himself, he’s debt-free, and, most recently, his relationship with his attractive best friend seems to be heading somewhere....
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Keep politics out of my adventure smut
- By Melissa Jett on 07-17-23
By: Lara X. Lust
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The Chase Danger and Adventure Pack
- A Men's Adventure Omnibus
- By: Chase Danger
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman, Ben Hart, Ellory Lane
- Length: 28 hrs and 46 mins
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Whether its saving a Princess(or three), driving across the the USA with some lovely companions, or following a bard on his adventures with mythical ladies, this collection is full of everything you want to listen to. This omnibus includes: The Portal, the Plumber, and the Princesses; Truck Drivin’ Hero; and Young, Dumb, and Full of Charisma.
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- By jonathan w. on 11-08-23
By: Chase Danger
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Young, Dumb, and Full of Charisma
- A Men’s Fantasy Gamelit Novel
- By: Chase Danger, Piper Quinn
- Narrated by: Ellory Lane, Ben Hart
- Length: 12 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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There once was a bard that was young and dumb, but he made all of the ladies come. His charisma stat was the highest one in this enchanted land. His power was noticed by a sorceress who thought it would help her on her quest. So she and a friend paid him some gold, and on an adventure they go. Now has the quest begun. The bard sings songs and the monsters run. There's adventure, and lots of fun, and also magic foes. So now that their party was a group of three, they went on a hunt for a fairy. To an enchanted tower they must go, and bring the fairy down.
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He is Dumb But Damn He can Sing
- By Brianna Horne on 08-16-22
By: Chase Danger, and others
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Superhero Dad
- By: Chase Danger
- Narrated by: Noah Michael Levine, Robyn Verne
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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I became a superhero to protect my son. Now the whole world needs me. Being a single dad is hard for anyone, but I managed to make it work. I always knew my six-year-old son, Jake, was a special little guy, but even I had no idea how special he really was or the potential that both of us had for greatness. When masked men assaulted my home to kidnap him, the powers I never knew I possessed manifested themselves. Now, I must rely on the two women who love my son the most.
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Pretty good start to what I hope is a good series
- By bill on 09-16-24
By: Chase Danger
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Domestic Decay
- By: Anya Merchant
- Narrated by: Alex Ford
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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William “Lockpick” Sorling, a former apprentice member of the heroic Crimson Five, returns home to the affectionate women of his mentor team after serving time as a convicted supervillain.
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This is NOT my trope...
- By Adam Bolen on 07-26-21
By: Anya Merchant
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Turncoat's Truth
- Turncoat's Truth, Book 1
- By: William D. Arand, Victor E. Krabin
- Narrated by: Stephanie Savannah
- Length: 13 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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At the best of times, Jeremiah could be described as a vengeful man. In the worst of times, one could call him a monster. The reality, though, was that he was a monster hunter. Or that's how he liked to style himself. In a world of creatures that went bump in the night, few fought for humanity. Fewer still put humanity first. Fighting with sword, blade, or word, their numbers were insufficient. Those who did did so from places and situations that the world didn't appreciate or condone. That they'd actively disavow and ignore.
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Stephanie as always was fantastic
- By Gitchel on 02-22-24
By: William D. Arand, and others
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Desperate Times: The Complete Trilogy
- By: Lara X. Lust
- Narrated by: Zachary Zaba, Erin Bateman
- Length: 14 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Dom’s life was never easy. Forged in the fires of poverty and neglect, he’s spent years building a life for himself. And it seems like everything is finally coming together. He lives on his own in a decent house at the edge of town, he works for himself, he’s debt-free, and, most recently, his relationship with his attractive best friend seems to be heading somewhere....
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Keep politics out of my adventure smut
- By Melissa Jett on 07-17-23
By: Lara X. Lust
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Truck Drivin’ Hero
- A Men’s Adventure Novel
- By: Chase Danger, Harem Lit
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
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Bill “Hero” Reynolds never expected to be the man who saved the world from an alien invasion. However, when a solar storm hits, his truck is the only one left on the road, and he’s recruited for a secret mission. He’s got a long way to go and a short time to get there. To make it on time, he’ll need help: an adrenaline junkie brunette, a feisty blonde sharpshooter, and a nerdy redheaded scientist. But as they drive America’s highways, an extraterrestrial sheriff and his dim-witted robot are hot on their trail, and they won’t rest until Hero and his crew are in jail.
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Hero
- By Nate on 05-20-22
By: Chase Danger, and others
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Royal Blooded
- By: F.G. Smith
- Narrated by: Andrew Pond, Erin Bateman
- Length: 11 hrs and 30 mins
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Eli Grayson knew there was no such thing as magic. He knew there were no other worlds filled with magical races beyond his imagining. He knew he was a regular guy, just trying to recover from a brutally difficult breakup. That is, until he foiled an assassination attempt on an elven princess who showed him exactly how wrong he was. He's thrust headfirst into a hidden world of potent magic and sinister plots only to discover he has powers of his own.
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Author needs to keep his politics out of his books
- By Audiophile on 05-16-24
By: F.G. Smith
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Monster Girl Haven
- By: Chase Danger, Jamie Hawke
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman
- Length: 7 hrs and 7 mins
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When Greg Hadder's mercenary company is tasked with finding a treasure with the power of immortality, he thinks it's a wild goose chase. That is until his brothers-in-arms are gunned down by a rival group, and he's left with nothing but his wits and his rifle to survive. Using maps and ancient artifacts, he must navigate traps and find his way to the center of the exotic island to harness the powers of the gods themselves. When he decides to stand his ground against the soldiers bent on stealing the elixir, he calls upon his new allies—a catgirl, a siren, and a lamia—to help him.
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An excellent one from Chase Danger, & Jamie Hawke!
- By CVL Kindle Customer on 06-15-22
By: Chase Danger, and others
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Isekai Isles
- A LitRPG Fantasy Harem
- By: Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Trevor Jordan, René Nolen
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
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When a bridge collapses, Ryan should have died. Instead, his stubborn struggles to refuse death are noticed, and he is saved. A wise, very old man transports him to a strange magical realm, filled with floating islands, deadly battles, sinister puzzles, and unique challenges. Not everything is dire, as the climb to become a champion generates opportunities, and a few lovely new allies. Joined by Companions brought forth to aid his quest, Ryan must ascend to the peak to claim his place as a true Champion, and maybe have a little fun along the way.
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meh, this story was lackluster
- By Steven on 05-04-23
By: Marcus Sloss
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Bullets, Blades, and Babes
- By: Michael Dalton, Virgil Knightley, Misty Vixen, and others
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Raya Kane, Erin Bateman, and others
- Length: 27 hrs and 38 mins
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Every year some of the best in the genre get together to tell awesome stories in a combined offering. Inside this audiobook you will find action, adventure, love, lust, and intrigue.
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I love big books of short stories!
- By DaynenMc on 07-08-24
By: Michael Dalton, and others
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Coven King 1
- By: Virgil Knightley, Edgar Riggs
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
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Logan Morrison always fought for everything he had, but it never was much. Growing up truly alone did that to you. One day, when taking on an extra tutoring gig to help out a cute chick with a quirky name, she ends up bringing him back to her place. Cool, right? Well, the next morning, Logan wakes up in chains and comes to learn that Cherry Cola is one beautiful and unhinged monster girl member out of three in a small Fresco City witch coven. Their plans for him? Servitude.
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the best narration I've ever heard
- By CooJo on 08-30-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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- Keith
- 05-06-22
A fun start
This was a fun and entertaining romp through the woods. As always, Erin Bateman did a fantastic job narrating. It was nice that the mc was a regular guy who went through a portal and stayed a regular guy as long as he could. Events and several women drag him along to start his journey. Yes, I'm being vague because you, the listener, need to go on the journey with the mc and not this review. The women are beautiful and purposely annoying, which is part of their character development. I will say that the ending is just the beginning of this adventure, and this book ALMOST serves as a prequel to the story to come.
P.S. There are some very sexy times in this book. You've been warned. Now go use that credit and listen to it.
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- D McGraw
- 05-08-22
Entertaining and fun
Well done. Well narrated. will be looking forward to the next in the series. You should buy this book.
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- Barrett M Cleveland
- 05-10-22
Fun story
Interesting take on Super Mario. Fun story and characters. I’d have to say it was pretty well thought out and written.
Great narration for all characters.
Definitely a fun listen/read.
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- Jake Anderson
- 06-17-24
I had to give 4 for story
this was an overall good book, I did like it, I just couldn't get over the failure of not using reverse physiology AT ALL!! I won't spoil anything, yall will read and understand. this really is a fun story in not quite Mario story way. it's spicy and does it well. the narration is great but suffers a little not being a dual l, but that is ok.
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- Nemesis
- 05-09-22
First book by Chase Danger; Did not disappoint!
This was my first book I've read by Chase Danger and it did not disappoint! I enjoyed the overall premise, the prior to portal experience didn't drag on forever as in some books, and the plot and storyline flowed at a good pace. The MC is likeable and the princesses and hand maidens build the story and aren't just eye candy...although they are that too don't get me wrong. Audio Version: I've never heard anything bad from Erin Bateman. Well done as always!
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- M B
- 05-11-22
A good story with potential for more
This was a fun take on the Super Mario idea. I will admit that while I knew it was part of their character development the attitudes of both of the princess gave me pause, but I am glad I got threw it because I did really enjoy this story. As for the narration, while it is my first time listening to Erin Bateman I was impressed how they were able to make each character feel unique and was able to keep me interested throughout the story. Overall I enjoyed this book and hope that there will be more in the future.
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- Scott
- 05-07-22
a blue collar man becomes a hero.
Fun story about a plumber using his trade to save a foreign land. Erin Bateman does a great performance once again.
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- nxt gen
- 05-14-22
Yes yes and yes
Wasn’t sure what to think when I first got into this but it got me hooked and I really hope I can get more
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- CVL Kindle Customer
- 06-04-22
Another fun adventure from Chase Danger!
I truly loved this adventure and highly recommend it to any Chase Danger fan! I dearly hope the story continues in another adventure.
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- Steven Dralle
- 05-10-22
a whimsical and sexy adventure
this story will finally explain why that red suited plumber kept going from castle to castle. Fun, Sexy, and at times silly
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