🎙️ NEW EPISODE ALERT! 🥳

This week’s show is so full, we had to unbuckle its jeans.

📦 We’ve got: ⚽️ A Gameweek Review that asks, "Did any team actually try?" 🤖

AI Predictions: Did our algorithm have a breakdown or a breakthrough? 🔮 A fresh set of AI predictions for next week, now with bonus delusion!

🧠 Football for Dummies breaks down the Lionesses’ legacy, the impact on the women’s game, and why Marilyn now thinks she could probably get an England cap with a decent pair of boots.

💃 Wildest Takes wonders if Erling Haaland will soon be cha-cha-cha-ing on Strictly, possibly while still scoring 30 goals a season.

😬 And our AI goes rogue again with some seriously questionable jokes about Man United’s ongoing spiral and Tottenham’s eternal existential crisis. Sorry. Not sorry.

All brought to you by our fake sponsors: 🥊 False Hope Fitness – "Train like a Premier League team... and collapse in April!" 🪥 Goal Mouth Wash – "For when your club talks big but plays small."

Hosted as ever by Marilyn & Rebecca, whose grasp on football remains about as solid as a Tottenham title challenge.

🎧 Tune in wherever you get your pods!

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🎙️ THIS WEEK ON THE SHOW: AI, EMOTIONS & SOUTHAMPTON’S DESCENT INTO THE CORE OF THE EARTH 🎙️

We’re back with another gloriously unhinged episode, packed tighter than a Spurs trophy cabinet (zing!) and absolutely bursting with football chaos and AI-powered nonsense.

Here’s what’s in store:

⚽ Premier League Gameweek Review

From Liverpool all but securing the title while losing, to Leicester’s home form being outlawed under the Geneva Convention — we’ve wrapped up the entire weekend, so you don’t have to relive the Manchester derby sober.

🦁 England Chat with Tom Garratt

Tom joins us to dissect Thomas Tuchel’s first games in charge of England. Expect tactical analysis, confused wingers, and a midfield still wondering what it’s meant to be doing.

🌟 Lucy Bronze Feature

We go serious for once, when we shine a light on Lucy Bronze’s autism and ADHD diagnosis — and why her honesty, strength, and on-pitch boss energy matter more than ever.

🤖 AI Predictions for the Weekend

Will Brighton score with both feet this week? Will Leicester remember where the goal is? And will someone please check if Chelsea are alright?

😂 AI Joke Challenge

We forced our AI to tell jokes about Southampton’s relegation and it... got weird. NASA was mentioned. We’re not proud. Marilyn and Rebecca nearly cried.

🧠 Football for Dummies

This week: INEOS and Manchester United’s very expensive identity crisis. What is Jim Ratcliffe doing? Why are staff bringing their own lunches?

📢 Tune in, laugh with us, learn something, and most importantly — please check on your Southampton-supporting friends. It’s a tough time. Again.

🎙️ NEW EPISODE ALERT! 🚨

Two Left Feet is back, and as always, Marilyn and Rebecca are here to tackle the beautiful game… with all the grace of a baby giraffe on ice skates.

⚽ Premier League Game Week Review

We’re breaking down all the action from the latest round of Premier League fixtures! Expect some questionable takes, and probably one or two “Wait… who scored?” moments.

England’s Return to Action

It’s Thomas Tuchel’s first game in charge of England! Marilyn and Rebecca dive into the big talking points in Football for Dummies – is Tuchel a tactical genius or is the FA just trolling us at this point? And why do we love Jurgen Klopp but side-eye Tuchel? Time to unpack the drama!

👨‍🏫 England Squad Analysis with Tom Garratt

Introducing our new correspondent, Tom Garratt, who’s here to explain Tuchel’s first squad! Surprise inclusions? Big omissions? Tom’s got the facts while Marilyn and Rebecca try to keep up.

🔥 Wildest Takes – Jude Bellingham Edition

This week’s wildest take is all about Jude Bellingham. Is he the best thing since sliced bread, or are we all just living in Bellingham’s world? Marilyn and Rebecca try to make sense of it… with limited success.

🤖 AI Predictions Review

Our AI predictions are back! Did AI absolutely nail last week’s results, or was it about as accurate as Marilyn predicting VAR decisions? (Spoiler: It’s probably the latter.) We'll also get the next set of predictions for the next game week in April!

🎧 All this and more in another chaotic, hilarious episode of Two Left Feet – where we might not know it all, but AI’s here to pretend we do!

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