This Gun in My Hand

By: Robert Thomas Northrup
  • Summary

  • Indomitable hero by virtue of the fact that he carries a gun, Falk Zildjian patrols the streets of Parabellum City in search of injustices to shoot. What would make anyone listen to an old time radio parody with a cast of one? This Gun in My Hand!
    © 2020 by Robert Thomas Northrup. Some rights reserved. Creative Commons Attribution, Non-Commercial, No Derivatives License.
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Episodes
  • Journey Into Fiasco - Episode 120
    Jan 2 2025

    Can David Graham, a torpedo engineer vital to the war effort, escape from German spies? Can Falk protect him? Is that supposed to be a Greek accent? Listen to find out!

    Journey Into Fiasco, episode 120 of This Gun in My Hand, was driven and engineered by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of dialog. Visit http://ThisGuninMyHand.blogspot.com for credits, show notes, archives, and to buy my books, such as Sisyphus, Eat Your Heart Out, available in paperback and ebook from Amazon. What makes torpedoes move faster? This Gun in My Hand!

    Show Notes:
    1. This episode was inspired by “Journey Into Fear,” an episode of The US Steel Hour of Mystery starring Lawrence Olivier and broadcast on June 9, 1946, which was adapted from the 1940 novel by Eric Ambler.
    https://www.oldtimeradiodownloads.com/thriller/the-hour-of-mystery/journey-into-fear-1946-06-09

    2. No, it's not my impression of a Greek accent. The lines from Mithrodopolis in this episode are my impression of the guy from that 1946 broadcast of Journey Into Fear, doing an unidentifiable accent that's all over the place. I actually tried to sound like David Lander's character from On the Air, a 1992 David Lynch tv comedy that only aired 3 episodes in the US.

    3. “Mon petit chou” was an expression I heard not in high school French class, but from my mother. She had learned it from her father who landed at Normandy three to six days after D-Day. He drove a refrigerated supply truck. I wonder in what context he learned “mon petit chou” from the locals?

    Credits:
    The opening and middle transitional music clips were from The Sun Sets at Dawn (1950), and the closing music was from Killer Bait (1949), both films in the public domain. Other music comes from “Journey Into Fear,” the June 9, 1946 episode of the public domain radio show Hour of Mystery. Most of the music and sound effects used in the episode are modified or incomplete versions of the originals.

    Sound Effect Title: chugging diesel (bus) and rev.MP3
    License: Public Domain
    https://freesound.org/people/CraftyIndividual/sounds/418436/

    Sound Effect Title: bus coach ext pull up brake air release idle.wav
    License: Public Domain
    https://freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/454420/

    Sound Effect Title: Bus Closing Door
    License: Public Domain
    https://freesound.org/people/am7/sounds/520753/

    Sound Effect Title: bustle in the pub
    License: Public Domain
    https://freesound.org/people/organicmanpl/sounds/403285/

    Sound Effect Title: Footsteps Dress Shoes Wood Floor.wav
    License: Public Domain
    https://freesound.org/people/allrealsound/sounds/161756/

    Sound Effect Title: Slam door.MP3
    License: Public Domain
    https://freesound.org/people/SoundsForHim/sounds/395653/

    Sound Effect Title: S16-06 Light wooden door open & close.wav
    License: Public Domain
    https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/675878/

    Sound Effect Title: Shotgun Reload Pump
    Recorded by RA The Sun God
    License: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0
    http://soundbible.com/1959-Shotgun-Reload-Pump.html

    Sound Effect Title: 1911 Pistol Cocking
    License: Public Domain
    https://freesound.org/people/J.Anthracite/sounds/465488/

    Sound Effect Title: Glock 19 Handgun Pistol Slide Cocking Sounds
    License: Public Domain
    https://freesound.org/people/jackmurrayofficial/sounds/393734/

    Sound Effect Title: AR15 M4 Gun Hardware Magazine Movement Sounds
    License: Public Domain
    https://freesound.org/people/jackmurrayofficial/sounds/393732/

    Sound Effect Title: Gun Cocking Sound.mp3
    License: Public Domain
    https://freesound.org/s/545958/

    Sound Effect Title: Pump Action Shotgun Cycle
    License: Public Domain
    https://freesound.org/s/370344/

    The image accompanying this episode is a modified detail of a panel from the public domain Greyhound promotional comic book Driving Like a Pro (1958), artist unknown.
    https://digitalcomicmuseum.com/preview/index.php?did=31501


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  • The Hapless Hack of Gazpacho Gulch - Episode 119
    Dec 23 2024

    Is it wrong to make up stories about silly gunfights fifty years ago while authoritarian figures are taking power and civilians are getting massacred as we speak? That’s the dilemma Falk has to solve, in the middle of a gunfight!

    The Hapless Hack of Gazpacho Gulch, episode 119 of This Gun in My Hand, was rustled up and branded with innuendo by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of dialog. Visit http://ThisGuninMyHand.blogspot.com for credits, show notes, archives, and to buy my books, such as Sisyphus, Eat Your Heart Out, available in paperback and ebook from Amazon. (But wait until the strike's over to order it.) What helps me escape from my neighbor’s basement? This Gun in My Hand!


    Show Notes:

    1. Getting a story accepted by an editor who was then fired, and getting it rejected by his replacement, was based on something that happened to my favorite creative writing professor, the late Dr. Gilbert Cross. The editor who liked his stuff published three of his spy novels under the name “Jon Winters” in the late 70s and early 80s, before getting replaced by an editor who didn’t like them.


    Credits:

    The opening music was from The Sun Sets at Dawn (1950), and the closing music was from Killer Bait (1949), both films in the public domain. Most of the music and sound effects used in the episode are modified or incomplete versions of the originals.


    Sound Effect Title: 38 Caliber Gun Shot 5x

    Recorded by Mike Koenig

    License: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0

    http://soundbible.com/375-38-Caliber-Gun-Shot-5x.html


    Sound Effect Title: Real Colt 45 M1911 (shot)

    By Carmelomike

    License: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0

    https://freesound.org/people/Carmelomike/sounds/255216/


    Sound Effect Title: Gun Fire

    By GoodSoundForYou

    License: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0

    http://soundbible.com/1998-Gun-Fire.html


    Sound Effect Title: footsteps cellar.wav

    License: Public Domain

    https://freesound.org/people/gecop/sounds/545030/


    Sound Effect Title: Kicking/Forcing/Breaking Wooden Door

    License: Public Domain

    https://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/160213/


    Sound Effect Title: Plywood_Prying_01.wav

    By dheming

    License: Creative Commons Attribution 4.0

    https://freesound.org/s/128408/


    Sound Effect Title: door wood hit +window rattle slam bang various.wav

    License: Public Domain

    https://freesound.org/s/452595/


    Sound Effect Title: Crash

    License: Public Domain

    https://freesound.org/s/512246/


    Sound Effect Title: S10-19 Falling wooden beam; big interior crash; house collapses; long.wav

    License: Public Domain

    https://freesound.org/s/675967/


    The image accompanying this episode is a modified detail of an interior illustration from Street & Smith’s Western Story Magazine, Vol. CLXXIV No. 2 (June 3, 1939), public domain, artist unknown.


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  • Scrapping at the Escarpment - Episode 118
    Dec 12 2024

    How will Falk escape this scrape with The Scrapper? Will he have to climb over or down the escarpment? Will she throw the book at him? Where did I put those stickers with the flowers? Listen to find out!

    Scrapping at the Escarpment, episode 118 of This Gun in My Hand, was scraped together and later scuppered by Rob Northrup, with special guest Melinda Flicka as the hamster-monger. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of dialog. Visit http://ThisGuninMyHand.blogspot.com for credits, show notes, archives, and to buy my books, such as Sisyphus, Eat Your Heart Out. That’s right, my new novella Sisyphus, Eat Your Heart Out is now available in paperback and ebook from Amazon. I’ll post readings of the first two chapters soon. Buy it today! If you have Kindle Unlimited, you can read the ebook for free and I still get two bits kickback for it, possibly more. And you can still buy Little Heist in the Big Woods and Other Revisionist Atrocities. In fact that’s only been in ebook format so far, now available for the first time in paperback. How did I get through the locked door of your apartment? With This Gun in My Hand!

    Show Notes:
    1. Santa Rosita is where the treasure was buried in [spoilers] It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World (1963).

    Credits:
    Transitional music clips were taken from The Sun Sets at Dawn (1950), The Scar (aka Hollow Triumph, 1948) and Killer Bait (1949), films in the public domain. Most of the music and sound effects used in the episode are modified or incomplete versions of the originals.

    Sound Effect Title: Traffic mel 1.wav
    By malupeeters
    License: Creative Commons Attribution 4.0
    https://freesound.org/people/malupeeters/sounds/191350/

    Sound Effect Title: S16-06 Light wooden door open & close.wav
    License: Public Domain
    https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/675878/

    Sound Effect Title: Footsteps Dress Shoes Wood Floor.wav
    License: Public Domain
    https://freesound.org/people/allrealsound/sounds/161756/

    Sound Effect Title: Cutlery drawer
    License: Public Domain
    http://soundbible.com/591-Cutlery-Drawer.html

    Sound Effect Title: Glass Bottle Breaking
    License: Public Domain
    https://freesound.org/people/IENBA/sounds/607910/

    Sound Effect Title: Mount Moganshan Insect Chorus
    By: RTB45
    License: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0
    https://freesound.org/people/RTB45/sounds/325321/
    Insect chorus recorded one summer evening, Mount Moganshan, Zhejiang Provence, People's Republic of China

    The image accompanying this episode is a modified detail of the public domain comic book cover from Monte Hale Western Number 50 (July 1950), pencils and inks by Edmond Good.

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