The Tim Dillon Show

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  • Tim Dillon is a comedian and tour guide. He’s very excited to give you a tour of the end of the world. Each week from a porch in Los Angeles he shares apocalyptic visions with his friends and berates a local diner.
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  • 440 - Mistaken Deportation & Women In Space

    440 - Mistaken Deportation & Women In Space
    Apr 19 2025
    Tim discusses the ongoing story of the deportation of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a Salvadoran man questionably removed from the US who may or may not be an MS-13 gang member. He also watches the Blue Origin space launch and shares his thoughts on the stunt.

    -Tim's new Netflix special "I'm Your Mother" IS OUT NOW. You can watch it at the link below👇

    https://www.netflix.com/us/title/81992010?s=i&trkid=260267037&vlang=en

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    Listen on Spotify!
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    For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.

    #TimGivesBack
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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • 439 - Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest

    439 - Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest
    Apr 12 2025
    Tim discusses the recent helicopter crash in the Hudson, why summer vacations are over, RFK’s pledge to find the cause of autism by September, the looming threat of war with Iran, young people taking “mini-retirements”, and the importance of being a good guest in another country.

    -Tim's new Netflix special "I'm Your Mother" comes out on Tuesday, April 15th. Click the link below to set a reminder on Netflix so you can watch when it premieres! 👇

    https://www.netflix.com/us/title/81992010?s=i&trkid=260267037&vlang=en

    American Royalty Tour
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    Subscribe to the channel:
    https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1

    Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/timjdillon/

    Twitter:
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    Listen on Spotify!
    https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8


    Merch:
    https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/



    For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.

    #TimGivesBack
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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • 438 - Tariffs, China & The Chocolate Factory

    438 - Tariffs, China & The Chocolate Factory
    Apr 5 2025
    Tim discusses the recent market downturn due to Donald Trump’s tariffs taking effect. He reflects on the loss of American industry, a not-so-new way of life we need to accept, and how our economy was a chocolate factory that Charlie sold to China.

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    Subscribe to the channel:
    https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1

    Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/timjdillon/

    Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/TimJDillon

    Listen on Spotify!
    https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8


    Merch:
    https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/



    For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.

    #TimGivesBack
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    1 hr
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Tim is the bomb-NRG drink.

Without Tim Dillon, life is without purpose, eventhough he doesn't believe or stand behind most of what he says.

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Tim Dillon made me a schizophrenic and I'm ecstatic about it. I'm never going to leave my house again.

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great stuff Tim

funny tim you did a great job with this episode. phase keep these videos coming

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Tim Dillon is a national treasure

Tim is an amazing comic mind , and Ben is a good sidekick. a must listen if the kids are away

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A closeted gay cocaine addict

Ladies and gentlemen, as the world crumbles and decays into a senseless hellscape Tim "King Pig" Dillon holds our hand along the way, possibly fat shaming us to our final knife fight. He's truly the CEO of Fake Business and a National Treasure. Good night.

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