Episodes

  • BONUS EPISODE: Our Favorite Dark Music
    Apr 22 2025

    Welcome to the afterparty! In this follow-up to Episode 10, we bring you the darkest music we could think of in a moment’s notice without pre-thought, forethought, or intuition of any kind.

    Nevertheless, you’ll love what we chose:

    * S. Prokofiev, Montagues and Capulets

    * Johnny Cash, Hurt

    * The Beach Boys, ‘Til I Die

    * The Talking Heads, The Overload

    * Nina Simone, Strange Fruit

    * The Keith Jarrett Trio, My Back Pages

    Plus, EGOISTE!

    Theme song: “Afterparty”, by Paul Lorello, performed by Sid Seizure and the Conniption

    Produced by Sid Seizure

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    30 mins
  • Ep. 11: Cool Air
    Apr 15 2025

    Grandpa Lovecraft is back with another delightful tale. Fill yer tub with ice and crack open a cold one. Doctor’s orders. We’re gettin shiv’ry wittit.

    Also, Surströmming! Paul gets another bad taste in his mouth! And Alec becomes a keyboard warrior!

    The Beers

    Paul’s choice: Freigeist Bierkultur, Smoke and Ice Sixpoint Brewery, The Crisp

    Alec’s choice: Arbor Brewing Company, Cold Excursion IPA

    The Book

    * The H. P. Lovecraft Collection: Deluxe 6-Book Hardcover Boxed Set, H.P. Lovecraft, Arcturus Collector’s Classics

    The Music

    * Jason Dennie

    * Iron Cthulhu Apocalypse (Dig his stuff on YouTube)

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    * Alec Chambers

    * Paul Lorello

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    42 mins
  • Ep. 10: The Music of Erich Zann
    Mar 25 2025

    We kick off Season Two with everyone's favorite racist uncle, H.P. Lovecraft!

    Join us as we witness our poor narrator endure the worst soundtrack since Moulin Rouge. Get a front row seat to Erich Zann's All-Star Celebrity Hootenanny!

    Also, the plausibility of ghosts! Keith Emerson's Moog! And Paul offends 15,448 people in a single rant!

    The Beer

    * Paul’s choice:

    * Twin Fork Beer Co., Crescendo

    * Alec’s choice:

    * Griffin Claw Brewing Company, Sin Repent Repeat Pączki Stout

    The Book

    * The H. P. Lovecraft Collection: Deluxe 6-Book Hardcover Boxed Set, H.P. Lovecraft, Arcturus Collector’s Classics

    The Music

    * Jason Dennie

    * Iron Cthulhu Apocalypse

    (Dig his stuff on YouTube)

    Follow Us:

    * Alec Chambers

    * Paul Lorello



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    58 mins
  • TRAILER: It's The Short Horror Beer Cast... Season TWO!
    Mar 11 2025

    Greetings, mofos!

    So here’s the deal. Season 1 was a test run to see if we could actually do this thing. Turns out, we sorta can. At any rate, we're having fun, and that's all that counts. (That's not all that counts.)

    This season, Season 2, is actually our first real season, the one where we finally figured stuff out. But to avoid the crises of schemata that will inevitably result from renaming all of Season 1's episodes to something like Season Naught Point One, Two, Three, etc., we're forging ahead and merely regarding Season 1 as our troubled firstborn whom we love but don't take out in public much for fear he'll scare small dogs.

    Therefore we ask you to join us March 25, 2025, as we kick off Season 2 with a couple of tasty beverages and discuss "The Music of Erich Zann" by H.P. Lovecraft!

    See you soon,

    Paul and Alec



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    3 mins
  • Ep. 8: The Boarded Window
    Jan 3 2025

    NOTE TO SUBSCRIBERS: This is a toned-down, less special-effecty version of the show we uploaded as a treat on New Year’s Eve. That glitzier edit was a one-time dealio, you see. But the show’s more or less the same. If you listened to it already, we hope you liked it and urge you to listen again. And bring a friend. And take notes this time. What the hell are we paying you for, anyway?

    Enjoy!

    Ever find yourself alone in a cabin with a corpse? Maybe you fared better than our good friend Murlock.

    Come with us as we peek behind “The Boarded Window” by Ambrose Bierce.

    In this Never Before Heard™ episode, we fill our steins with piping hot java as Brutal Bierce offers up a little nugget of unsettling horror—frontier style.

    Also, Alec’s adventures in the wild! Paul hears voices! And we find ourselves flailing and out of sorts with non-alcoholic beverages #neveragain

    The Beer

    * Paul’s choice:

    * Threes Brewing, Hereafter

    * Dunkin’ Original Blend

    * Alec’s choice:

    * Founder's Brewing Company, Backwoods B*****d

    * Folger’s Classic Roast

    The Book

    * Tales of Soldiers and Civilians, Ambrose Bierce

    The Music

    * Iron Cthulhu Apocalypse

    (Dig his stuff on YouTube)

    Follow Us:

    * Alec Chambers

    * Paul Lorello



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    43 mins
  • BONUS EPISODE: A Very Special Beer Cast Christmas
    Dec 24 2024

    Ah, ‘tis the season of warmth, of joy, of strict atomization of humbug, of all things wintery and blazing with good humor, benevolence, comfort, and extreme pessimism regarding the futility of all human existence…

    Yes, we're covering the king of bad tidings, Thomas Ligotti, by discussing his masterpiece of unnerving horror, "The Frolic."

    Also, terrible Christmas gifts! Alec meets the Night Hag! Paulie Wren's Christmas Story! And more from Santa's big ol' bag o' podcast maunderings!

    Come for the obscure references, stay for the obscure allusions—as we celebrate the Yuletide with very strong beer and a killer story.

    The Beer

    * Paul’s choice: Schloss Eggenberg, Samichlaus

    * Alec’s choice: Bell’s Brewery, Christmas Ale

    The Book

    * Songs of a Dead Dreamer and Grimscribe, Thomas Ligotti

    The Music

    * “Nocturnal Phosphorescence”, “Mortuaries of Time”, by Iron Cthulhu Apocalypse

    (Dig his stuff on YouTube)

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    * Alec Chambers

    * Paul Lorello



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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Ep. 7: Soft
    Dec 3 2024

    We’re back with a banger by F. Paul Wilson.

    Join us at the end of the world with the most hideous disease to befall humankind since ABBA.

    Plus, rats! Paul Newman! Mutant bunnies! And more!

    Make no bones about it, this one’ll get under your skin.

    The Beer

    * Paul’s choice: Unibroue, La Fin Du Monde

    * Alec’s choice: Short’s Brewing Company, Soft Parade Founder’s Brewing Company, All Day IPA

    The Book

    * Masques, J.N. Willamson, ed.

    The Music

    * “God of the Void”, by Iron Cthulhu Apocalypse

    (Dig his stuff on YouTube)

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    * Alec Chambers

    * Paul Lorello



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    53 mins
  • Ep. 6: Dance of the Frogs
    Sep 24 2024

    Hop on over and settle in for a night of batrachian terror! It’s anthropologist Loren Eiseley’s masterful foray into fiction, or so we’re inclined to believe. We took a leap with this one, dissecting something toadily new, warts and all.

    Also, more impressions! How to pronounce “Schuykill”! And we unveil the catchy new jingle: “Is it Horror?”

    Enjoy!

    The Beer

    * Paul’s choice: First State Brewing Co, Cosmic Imbalance

    * Alec’s choice: Arbor Brewing Company, Loner Hand

    The Book

    * Loren Eiseley, The Star Thrower

    The Music

    * Iron Cthulhu Apocalypse

    YouTube Link: https://www.youtube.com/@IronCthulhuApocalypse

    Follow Us:

    * Alec Chambers

    * Paul Lorello



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    44 mins
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