The Rum Runnas Podcast

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  • We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To! The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there's no way that a professional news syndication published it (we're looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and of course stories so NSFW that you'll blush just listening to us explain it (and it happens a lot)! We find out if there's actually more to a story than just a headline, we click on the links you're too nervous to click on, and we waste our time so you don't waste yours. So listen to us waste your time because in the end...it's funny!
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Episodes
  • Mother's Day Madness

    Mother's Day Madness
    May 12 2024
    Happy Mother's Day from the Rum Runnas! In the spirit of the day here are a few mom centric stories that will make you feel like calling your Mom no matter your relationship and saying "Hey, Thanks for not being Terrible." From a Mother in India who threw her 6 year old disabled son into a crocodile infested canal because her husband kept blaming her for making a broken kid! To a PA Mom at a local little league field, forgetting her son wasn't in the car after having a few too many drinks and backing directly into him! So no matter what your mom's like at least she's not these two, so to all the Mom's trying their best and not throwing their kids to the crocodiles or hitting them with their cars have a Very Happy Mother's Day from the Rum Runnas! We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On: Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rumpod Support Us On: https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ *Watch nearly Unedited Video Versions of this Episode and More available to Patrons Show your Support for the Show and Join: Leonada MadHouse as a Supporter Or By Ordering Custom Buttons and Stickers @: https://rumrunnas.wixsite.com/buttonsandstickers Join the Conversation and Speak With Us on Discord: https://discord.gg/ccBCQ3sJ Featured Stories / Sources: Don't Just Throw Out the Whole Kid / People: https://people.com/mom-accused-throwing-son-canal-eaten-crocodiles-8644765?mibextid=K35XfP Was That a Speed Bump or my Kid / 6ABC: https://6abc.com/post/delaware-county-mother-facing-dui-charges-after-allegedly-backing-into-son-in-newtown-edgmont-little-league-parking-lot/14781068/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3qnM7WYSx7CSZSeoJTVQN9Jbg5VBKQF6dG-7mqIaeVrRaE2i_o-Y9n3sk_aem_AStw4gD7NJ-YEK8MQihEI8BbB4XZMFuCevOsVxy1Xh43Z-4nACp1_ITXqwdL6PQpdp--urdPDaRISoyxYCQnd3lH&mibextid=K35XfP#lw0thydq9e58ycpst1d Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • We'll Take 3 Elephants

    We'll Take 3 Elephants
    Apr 13 2024
    Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys talk about a Botswana threatening Germany with Elephants and Cambodia hating dancing. The President of Botswana threatens to send 20,000 Live Elephants to Germany if they don't change their current ban on the import of hunting trophies to combat poaching. Honestly if your giving away Elephants we'll take 3! Cambodian President outlaws musical car horns because he saw a video on the internets that showed kids dancing to them, no one let this guy know about car radios or driving in Cambodia will be accompanied by only the sounds of the wind a blowing. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On: Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rumpod Support Us On: https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ *Watch nearly Unedited Video Versions of this Episode and More available to Patrons Join the Conversation and Speak With Us on Discord: https://discord.gg/ccBCQ3sJ Featured Stories / Sources: Send in the Elephants / The Guardian: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/apr/03/botswana-threatens-to-send-20000-elephants-to-germany-in-trophy-hunting-row?fbclid=IwAR1ZLiHQs_-Zy-tjuET3V2V-gLYJZfzoNlj4r2EhJCDG6eDMJT2wUCQKx0I_aem_AUxefzAv-YbZgEvdZ-hoK0EQ4f6eJgpnDAYhCu64pXkfLqcjLB4V3Q76-g34xLz_lLM Dancing is for the Devil / The Guardian: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/mar/19/cambodian-prime-minister-hun-manet-bans-musical-vehicle-horns-to-deter-dancing?fbclid=IwAR3XEjvZ5Ol9WSaqXV2383BDK_DuyLV6lvPg64TJZ8DtFa84Np1S-E4zUrk_aem_AUzpi80ZJCV4eCfArk2D5vuq4WX7eZeYtHpg0Jn_elZy9WtozNptBUT6dxt3e9kq-VY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • The Nuduelist and The Missing Brain

    The Nuduelist and The Missing Brain
    Mar 29 2024
    Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys talk about a Nude Duelist aka a Nuduelist fighting at Venice Beach with a Spiked Club and an AL Prisoner who died and was returned to his family with no brain. A Nude Woman in CA was videoed fighting with a clothed woman (shirts vs skins) each battling with specifically spiked clubs. Even though this fight took place in front of witnesses and people were filming this no reports or charges have been filed. An AL man died in prison and his family is trying to figure out why he was returned with no brain...but to make it even worse he was missing all of his organs. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On: Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rumpod Support Us On: https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ *Watch nearly Unedited Video Versions of this Episode and More available to Patrons Join the Conversation and Speak With Us on Discord: https://discord.gg/ccBCQ3sJ Featured Stories / Sources: Naked Duel on the Beach / NBC: https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/nude-woman-spiked-club-venice-beach/3351086/?fbclid=IwAR3OGYnqy2l21uf_bC8fgK8Ewp4aaob3wTs59qN6IWUxNlFJU0fBAxamaZg_aem_AcJ_Ne8cdKthpHd5wPFQ9zwl8YnLhHOdLe3EsNCDRznQSAl7tMYQKvSuXgg_-hFJVZw Didn't this dead guy have a brain / AL . com https://www.al.com/news/birmingham/2024/02/alabama-prisoners-brain-missing-after-uab-autopsy-says-family.html?utm_source=reddit.com&fbclid=IwAR2Fwwecj6tGqrZ5aUJfQRtJyKbC9nH2Shu6cIHL1LtYZj9YBAk-kPLM9vI_aem_AfXbmKbTvdrH6-ac9Fhxp9VbG61xDxX-Ug9YrUnsexnPinXY7Z9zGwKvqXseOU1C2aQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 54 mins

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