Episodes

  • TMS 2773: Start With The Crust

    TMS 2773: Start With The Crust
    Feb 3 2025
    With Pizza And Love. Pho-Net-Ick-A-Lee. Testicular Luminescence. Four and a Half Broken Noses. Scott can't worship the porcelain king. Tolbert Calhoun mixer. Delayed Pinchy Zoomy. Stretch Armstrong is Lethal. Whole ass Dunaway. Brian and the Micronauts. She was basically wearing porn. I don't like TMZEEEEEEEEEE. Finding Pockets of Alright. Rat full of dye. Bobby Swinging In On His Big Science Pole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
    Show more Show less
    1 hr and 51 mins
  • TMS 2772: Flaccid Water

    TMS 2772: Flaccid Water
    Jan 30 2025
    Inappropriate Tail Thoughts. Curved and Floppy. What's His Name with the Sister? Old stuff just feels good. Drop the Hard and stay with the Wolf. Don't piss on the floor ya hoser! CONTROL-ALT-DELETE Hair Salon. Jake John Bovi. Drink a hot beverage out of a hockey player?! Tortilla blanketing all of you! Greep Altitude. It's Your Turn, Heartburn! Dreamy Rat boys! Sink cereal. Eating Cereal like a monster with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
    Show more Show less
    1 hr and 39 mins
  • TMS 2771: Sweats on a Plane

    TMS 2771: Sweats on a Plane
    Jan 29 2025
    Emergency Cracker. My pickle was too small. This soda tastes like purple. Spousal Revenge Tour. Murdering the mailman for a cupcake. Tolbert talk fast! Backdoor Mailman. They call ME MISTER PIG! I don't like Harvey Weinsteeeeeeeeeeeen. Holey Resin, Batman!! I'm tired of these MFing Sweats on this MFing plane! Bold Peanuts. Root Beer's ugly cousin. Deepseek Diving With Tom. 50% Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
    Show more Show less
    1 hr and 54 mins
  • TMS 2770: Two Big Fat Burritos

    TMS 2770: Two Big Fat Burritos
    Jan 28 2025
    Distinguished Toast. Reserve Poop. Is it too early for a 650 lb fish sandwich. I don't like Bukeeeeeees (lawsuit). Believe it or not, I'm healing your dog! Damn Dirty Aped it Up. Eat The Flowers Brian! He did WHAT to the shark?! Gonna Need A Bigger Broom. Fees for Food Delivery. Expensive! Not Having to Go Pick Food up. Priceless! CARRLLLLLL??? Taxes on hot brown drinks always go well. Giving the meat away. Comparing Beavers. TESTED TEAMS with Bill The Maker Duran and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
    Show more Show less
    1 hr and 16 mins
  • TMS 2769: Finish Lady!

    TMS 2769: Finish Lady!
    Jan 27 2025
    German comin' outta the garage. Stick a dirty hot dog in it. Jesus Monkeypants. I'm The Blue Dot in the Center. Lyft and Uber - Luber. Contagious urination. Cookie Dough Snow. Dial up lag with Randy. Stress to Worse. Uber vehicle is black, it's supposed to be black. It's Uber EATS, not Uber DRINKS! Pro tip: Never change your password. Starlings aren't real. We got a big old continent here. Weakening your soul with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
    Show more Show less
    1 hr and 34 mins
  • TMS 2768: Counting Corvids

    TMS 2768: Counting Corvids
    Jan 23 2025
    Moist Vales. Collad? That's a Typo. Muppet Julia Child. Sometimes a carrot is just a cigar. Orange Squat Goblin. Is It Too Early for an Oscar Nomination Fish Sandwich? Counting and Eating Crow. I Don't Like The Chieeeeeeefs. Thwell. 4 Years, One Moment at a Time. The Dana Carvey Method. Freaming on Paramount Positive. My EV sounds like a TIE Fighter. I can see calling that a wedge. Tubular Bells is a big thing in Trinidad and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
    Show more Show less
    51 mins
  • TMS 2767: Earigation

    TMS 2767: Earigation
    Jan 22 2025
    Liberace Dice Clay. Boris Smellgood. If I had a bigger wiener. Tell Me Why-EEE! Scrawnching Celery. I'm Here For The Slippers. It's an old nose now. That's not a skull, that's poop. I Don't Like Vomiting Seeeeeeeeeeds. What's with these dogs today? Organic Bears. Boy Band Appreciation Day with Dunaway. Hey Wizard - I wanna be waterproof. Signed, The Wicked Witch Of The West. Never Clone Alone with Tom. Watching you watch what you're watching with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
    Show more Show less
    1 hr and 57 mins
  • TMS 2766: New Jersey Michael's

    TMS 2766: New Jersey Michael's
    Jan 21 2025
    Build a Bear and the Temple of Doom. A Shelf Where Less Things Happen. Turns out it was his friend in the chipper. Suck My Soup. Wallow-Free Content. Fisting The Bear. Scott's Sad Skull. Skewompus. The Testicle Fell Off. A Dead Body, Not a Rancid Cheeto. Boba fett? Give it to me Michael's Preference. Ayahuasca is my middle name. The thickest of liquids. Communicable Board Games with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
    Show more Show less
    1 hr and 36 mins