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Finally Abrams, handyman by day, [unpublished] sexual renegade gentleman writer by night!

In today's excerpt from his diary, Finally has another rejection from a publishing house and tries to balance the sadness it brings while having to fix up the Rovers' skirting boards. We also meet Phaseolus (his potty-mouthed father) who is no respite, Geraldine (his surly love interest) who is a bit of respite, and Carlene (the subject of his envy as she's been published) who makes him feel worse.

Finally decides to dedicate his next novella to his mother, who passed away during childbirth. Unfortunately, just as he gets going with it, he's hit with writer's block. Now, he must turn to his closest allies to get him out of his creative rut!

Also, we get to hear the epilogue from Finally’s murder mystery novella, Solomon Catscratch & The Visitor Centre Phantom.

Angry at Carlene Shoerack's latest hit medieval romance novel, Finally Abrams decides to write a historical fiction of his own to rival. So, Finally takes his dad, Phaseolus, and love interest, Geraldine, on a research-oriented historical road trip to Pickering Castle, but not everything goes to plan!

We get a flavour of Finally’s newest book, A Naughty North Sea Morning.

Finally is presented with an amazing but tricky situation: He's hired to do the decking of a renowned publisher - maybe he can finally catch a big break, or maybe he'll look like a pillock when he tries to pitch his story to a client.

Also, we get an excerpt from Finally's latest Gothic vampire horror, Sweat and Blood.