Episodes

  • Quiet in the Library
    Feb 19 2025

    Time to unpack a harrowing weekend for queers and celebrate the legends who have made this pride so special despite all the f-wits. We ask the big questions like “has Brian Tamaki even read the bible”, and Chris reveals the brand new enemy he made in a one second encounter in the gym. Plus we honour a friend’s dad for Queen of the Week and learn about a real gay church in Fact of the Gay.


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    Get your tickets for the crossover GAYZ IN THE GUTTER show with Johanna Cosgrove and Sam Te Kani on Feb. 17th here!


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    53 mins
  • Dads With Daughters
    Feb 11 2025

    From seeing crazy bumper stickers to losing our minds at Laneway - it’s been a busy week. We recap the transcendent experience that was Charli’s headline set, finally talk Emilia Perez and even cover the topic you’ve all been waiting for: the Dump. The fact of the gay comes from the beautiful comments on our Instagram and the Queen of the Week is an incredible girl with an appalling tray of dumplings.


    Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack!


    Get your tickets for the crossover GAYZ IN THE GUTTER show with Johanna Cosgrove and Sam Te Kani on Feb. 17th here!


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    48 mins
  • LGBTQIA+ Finally RANKED
    Feb 6 2025

    Recorded minutes after the Grammys finished, we are bringing you the hottest takes we can, given that we live in New Zealand and can’t actually watch it. The fact of the gay is all about a historic onstage wedding ceremony and an unbleeped slur, plus there can be only one Queen Bey of the Week.


    Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack!


    Get your tickets for the crossover GAYZ IN THE GUTTER show with Johanna Cosgrove and Sam Te Kani on Feb. 17th here!


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    50 mins
  • Knits for Pride
    Jan 31 2025

    We are launching head first into some of the biggest issues facing us today, like is it okay to run shirtless? Should we use AI to fix our accents? What happens to the gay rams? And who trolled David Seymour the best this week? And can we get to Dan Carter by messaging Jockey?


    Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack!


    Get your tickets for the crossover GAYZ IN THE GUTTER show with Johanna Cosgrove and Sam Te Kani on Feb. 17th here!


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    46 mins
  • DID THE BEATLES SUCK DICK?
    Jan 22 2025

    This week Chris and Eli take their official stance on the NZ FOOD AWARDS and that is they are a hoax! We also tally up how many dicks we think the Beatles sucked, and we gloss over what is easily the worst week to be alive in our life times to focus on more pressing issues, what’s going on with the state of movie cinemas.


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    50 mins
  • The Real Sea-Lice of Auckland
    Jan 15 2025

    An amazing, perfect episode with fifteen minutes of terrible audio thanks to our SD Card being a flop. The boys are ready to make this podcast as slick as they can and they need your help to decide a catchy intro line! We hear about a historic, televised achievement of the late, not-so-great Anita Bryant and celebrate an All Black queen of the week. And our journey to get Dan Carter on the podcast gets one Instagram comment closer


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    45 mins
  • Twenty-twenty-live!
    Jan 9 2025

    It’s our first episode recorded this year and we stand with Greenland! Eli’s is feeding a friend’s cat, Chris is ready to get cancelled and both the boys are ready to get former All Black Dan Carter on the pod. A fact of the gay about the worst word for gay there is, and a truly surprising Queen of the Week.


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    49 mins
  • 2025 The Best Year We Will Ever Experience
    Jan 2 2025

    We bringing a fresh and energetic energy to a podcast that definitely wasn’t recorded in advance in 2024. We talk through Eli’s ins and out, and the fact of Gay has Chris crying “shiver me timbers”


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    51 mins