The Final Couplet

By: Theo Cowan
  • Summary

  • Join me, Theo Cowan, as I desperately attempt to work out what the hell William Shakespeare was going on about in all those sonnets. Don't worry, I create stupid little stories to accompany each one so you don't get too bored.
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Episodes
  • Shakespeare's Sonnet 83
    Nov 24 2024

    Shakespeare continues to compare himself to other writers and explains why he can't describe his lovers beauty.


    Our story continues with the reaction to Shakespeare and Ben Jonson's poetry slam.


    Sonnet 83

    I never saw that you did painting need,
    And therefore to your fair no painting set;
    I found, or thought I found, you did exceed
    The barren tender of a poet's debt:
    And therefore have I slept in your report,
    That you yourself, being extant, well might show
    How far a modern quill doth come too short,
    Speaking of worth, what worth in you doth grow.
    This silence for my sin you did impute,
    Which shall be most my glory being dumb;
    For I impair not beauty being mute,
    When others would give life, and bring a tomb.
    There lives more life in one of your fair eyes
    Than both your poets can in praise devise.

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    22 mins
  • Shakespeare's Sonnet 82
    Nov 17 2024

    Shakespeare compares himself to other writers again. Apparently he doesn't consider himself "new wave"!


    Our Story continues with a Ben Jonson & William Shakespeare poet off.


    Sonnet 82

    I grant thou wert not married to my Muse,
    And therefore mayst without attaint o'erlook
    The dedicated words which writers use
    Of their fair subject, blessing every book.
    Thou art as fair in knowledge as in hue,
    Finding thy worth a limit past my praise;
    And therefore art enforced to seek anew
    Some fresher stamp of the time-bettering days.
    And do so, love; yet when they have devised,
    What strained touches rhetoric can lend,
    Thou truly fair, wert truly sympathized
    In true plain words, by thy true-telling friend;
    And their gross painting might be better used
    Where cheeks need blood; in thee it is abused.

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    21 mins
  • Shakespeare's Sonnet 81
    Nov 10 2024

    Shakespeare talks about how everyone will forget him when he dies but his poetry will live on. I suppose he had a point...


    Sonnet 81

    Or I shall live your epitaph to make,
    Or you survive when I in earth am rotten,
    From hence your memory death cannot take,
    Although in me each part will be forgotten.
    Your name from hence immortal life shall have,
    Though I, once gone, to all the world must die:
    The earth can yield me but a common grave,
    When you entombed in men's eyes shall lie.
    Your monument shall be my gentle verse,
    Which eyes not yet created shall o'er-read;
    And tongues to be your being shall rehearse,
    When all the breathers of this world are dead;
    You still shall live, such virtue hath my pen,
    Where breath most breathes, even in the mouths of men.

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    20 mins

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