Serial killer names: Charlie. Ed. Ed. Ted. Richard...

BORING! Y'know what's a kickass name? HANNIBAL. Why did Thomas Harris name our beloved Hanni as he did? And what other famous people and places share this demonically graceful name? Explore the origins of the name with DB and Dream as they travel back in time to the Carthaginian empire and end up in Hannibal, Missouri, at a creepy-ass wax museum. Or perhaps... the simplest explanation is the most likely...

it fucking rhymes...

Kate Bridal of the hit TikTok series "Living with Lecter" and DB Mars hosted a January 20th live stream in honor of Hannibal Lecter's recorded birthday to read his birth star chart according to the "high quality" free website Cafe Astrology. It's the Age of Cannibal Aquarius, baby! How accurate could this Cafe Astrology star chart be? Well... let's just say it warns against love at first sight! This bonus episode is the cleaned-up audio from the livestream and guaranteed to make you want to read your own Hannibal Horoscope and learn all about this cannibalistic cusper!

IAN W. has known DB since they were 16.

Ian R. has been married to dream for a decade.

What do these two Ians think about NBC’s Hannibal and the Fannibals they love but whose sanity they question? What will the Council of Ians rule about Hannigram??? Tune in hear all the Tea as two ians get the Freddie Louds tattlecrime treatment! Are they ready to be grilled and eaten by two cannibal-loving cuties? There’s only one way to find out find out!