Episodes

  • Super Troopers (2002)
    Jan 29 2025
    Is this the most-quoted movie in history? In the early 2000’s, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing someone say, “meow” or “you boys like Mexicoooo.” This movie captured our hearts back then with it’s non-stop laughs and quotes but when is the last time you watched it with a critical eye? Does this movie actually hold up by today’s standards? Join us as we review Super Troopers with a modern lens! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:09:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:13:30- Critical and fan reviews •0:22:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:32:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, NicMad and Michael Guiliano. Welcome to our newest members - Danny Laudati, Samantha Scott, Joe Allen, PO Muff, Charles W Forsythe, Allen Cline, Blake Zink. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 49 mins
  • BRUNCH: What Movies Have The BEST Endings?
    Jan 27 2025
    Last week, we talked about movies that were ruined by questionably bad endings. On today's brunch, we each pick 5 movies that do the opposite. Movies that are made special by how good the ending is. Movies discussed in order: Sabrina, The Usual Suspects, Whiplash, Shadow of a Doubt, Lucky Number Slevin, There Will Be Blood, The Sixth Sense, The Village, Shutter Island, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, The Thing, The Prestige, Boogie Nights, Interstellar, Shawshank Redemption, Big Fish, Vanilla Sky, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Rocky 2 Join our patreon for more perks and to directly support the show. Http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    49 mins
  • The Shining (1980) - ReIssue
    Jan 24 2025
    **This is a re-airing of an episode recorded in February of 2022. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Time to pack up the family and forcefully make them sit through a Colorado winter nightmare in a haunted hotel so you can try to not fail at writing. The Shining will show us the darker side of getting snowed in. It’s not all cuddles and cocoa. Heeeeeere’s JOHNNY! Come play with us…. Check us out on patreon and support the show. http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    2 hrs and 1 min
  • Demolition Man (1993) with Gareth Reynolds
    Jan 22 2025
    Our good friend Gareth Reynolds is back as a special guest, so you know we had to pick a banger of a movie to review. Demolition Man gives us everything we could ever want in a movie. Cryo-prisons, underground rat-burger restaurants, no physical touch, Taco Bells on every corner, Los Angeles in perfect harmony, seashells for toilet paper. Sounds like the ideal future to us and this episode is hilarious. Enjoy! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:05:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:12:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:23:00- Critical and fan reviews •0:33:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:46:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— ** http://garethreynolds.com **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, NicMad and Michael Guiliano. Welcome to our newest members - Danny Laudati, Samantha Scott, Joe Allen, PO Muff, Charles W Forsythe, Allen Cline, Blake Zink. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 59 mins
  • BRUNCH: What Movies Have The WORST Endings?
    Jan 20 2025
    There is nothing worse than a great movie that is ruined by a bad ending. On today's brunch, we each pick 5 movies that have the worst endings. Movies discussed in order: The Wolverine, I Am Legend, Matrix Revolutions, 10 Cloverfield Lane, The Happening, Nightmare on Elm St, Casino Royale, It: Chapter 2, Big, Remember Me, The Butterfly Effect, Don’t Worry Darling, The Number 23, Contact, The Devil Inside, War of the Worlds, Titanic, Signs, Hot Summer Nights, Law-Abiding Citizen, The Grey. Join our patreon for more perks and to directly support the show. Http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    59 mins
  • Heat (1995)
    Jan 15 2025
    Is this the greatest heist movie of all-time? It’s the #106th highest rated movie on IMDB, has a cast that includes 4 Oscar winners and finally gives us the Pacino/De Niro scene that we all wanted. Voted on by our patreon members and winning with 34% of the vote. Sit back and enjoy as wee discuss 1995’s Heat. —————————————————————— •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:12:00- Critical and fan reviews •0:22:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:48:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— **DRAFTKINGS- Download the app and use code CONFUSED **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano. Welcome to our newest members - Danny Laudati, Samantha Scott, Joe Allen, PO Muff, Charles W Forsythe, Allen Cline, Blake Zink. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    2 hrs and 1 min
  • Brunch: The First Annual Confused Breakfast Awards and Funniest Clips From 2024
    Jan 13 2025
    Welcome to the first annual Confused Breakfast Award show. On this special brunch, we will be looking back on 2024 and handing out Confusie Awards to Best Actor/Actress, Best Nic Cage Performance, Most Punchable Face, Most Lovable Face, Best Guest, Best Live Episode, Best Scream, Best Dog Performance as well as paying some clips from the funniest moments of the year. Tune in- you won't want to miss this one! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • A Knight's Tale (2001)
    Jan 8 2025
    Ready some early 2000’s nostalgia? A Knight’s Tale is one of the quintessential action-fueled, rom-coms of our lifetime. It masterfully blends ancient medieval sporting with modern rock music. We finally have a Heath Ledger movie under our belts, so join us while we strip away the nostalgia and see if this movie is as good as we remember it. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:45 - Pertinent movie details •0:11:45- Critical and fan reviews •0:21:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:29:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano. Welcome to our newest members - Chelsea Smalley, TheSoulPole, Tim Seeman, Rachel Heintz, Ray, StPeteRollerZumbaChica, Laura Berkemeier, Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 43 mins