Episodes

  • 18 | Forklift Certified
    Feb 6 2025

    In episode 18 of the Bro Church podcast, Felix and Dave pay tribute to the hardworking dock workers who keep freight moving across the country. Having both worked at FedEx Freight, they share firsthand experiences from the dock, breaking down what it really takes to handle the job—from forklift operation to dealing with unpredictable weather, tight deadlines, and the unspoken rules of the trade. While cracking jokes and swapping stories, they highlight the physical and mental toughness required in freight work, the camaraderie among dock crews, and the respect they have for those who do it daily. Along the way, they keep things light with personal anecdotes, including Dave’s colonoscopy adventure and an unexpected shaving mishap that went unnoticed by his wife for days. This episode is a salute to blue-collar workers everywhere—if you’ve ever worked a warehouse job or respect those who do, this one’s for you. Hit like, comment, and subscribe to keep up with more real talk, humor, and behind-the-scenes work stories!

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    45 mins
  • 17 | "Whiskey and a Chainsaw"
    Jan 23 2025

    Welcome to BRO CHURCH, the podcast where we tackle life's absurdities with a side of conspiracy! In this episode, "Whiskey and a Chainsaw," we're covering it all: (1:11) Ice Rescue Mayhem: Volunteer firefighter Dave recounts his hilarious (and slightly terrifying) experience cutting through a frozen lake for ice water rescue training. (16:35) Drunken Disasters: Prepare for a legendary whiskey blackout story that's guaranteed to make you cringe...and laugh. (28:37) Media Mind Games: We expose the media manipulation and corporate control that's shaping society. (39:40) Cold Hard Truth: Dock worker memories from the worst freezing job conditions, it's not all fun and games. (46:35) Unbelievable Accidents: A man who tripped over his cat gets car crash injuries? You have to hear it to believe it! Join us for a blend of relatable humor, adulting struggles, and mind-blowing insights. If you enjoyed this episode, please SUBSCRIBE and share it with your friends! What's the craziest thing that's ever happened to YOU? Let us know in the comments!

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    50 mins
  • 16 | "Fire and Ice"
    Jan 13 2025
    Welcome to Episode 16 of the Bro Church podcast, "Fire and Ice," where chaos meets comedy in a blaze of glory. David (the volunteer firefighter slash walking bucket of knowledge) and Felix (the guy who keeps it real with a side of sass) break down the Los Angeles wildfire mess. Fire hydrants are running empty, resources are vanishing faster than a bag of chips at a party, and everyone's pointing fingers—from the fire chief to California’s governor. Spoiler alert: it’s a hot mess. David brings his insider firefighting expertise, while Felix throws in enough humor to make you laugh even while contemplating the apocalypse. And speaking of dumpster fires, the dynamic duo also tackles a fresh batch of social media trolling, dismantling it with wit sharper than a fire axe. But wait, there’s more! Felix recounts a hilariously awkward encounter with some senior citizens, trying to be respectful while admitting he might’ve had one foot in the “Oops, did I just say that?” zone. It’s a perfect blend of fiery debates, troll-slaying banter, and stories that’ll make you laugh, cringe, and maybe double-check your smoke alarms.
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    59 mins
  • 15 | "New Year New You, Not Me"
    Jan 2 2025

    "New Year New You, Not Me" In this episode of Bro Church, Felix and Dave tackle New Year’s resolutions and ask the burning question: Are they just glorified guilt trips masquerading as self-improvement? Plus, they pitch a game-changing idea: human performance reviews. Think job evaluations, but for friendships. Brutal honesty? Absolutely. Hurt feelings? Probably. Growth? Well, that’s the goal. Meanwhile, Dave shares the chaos his neighbor's fencing project unleashed. The contractor decided Dave's yard was the perfect spot for a mountain of old fence debris. Was this an epic miscommunication or just next-level laziness? You’ll laugh, cringe, and maybe feel better about your own neighbors. Get ready for hard truths, hilarious mishaps, and a fresh take on self-awareness and neighborly drama.

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    59 mins
  • 14 | "Call Me Absolute Batman"
    Dec 19 2024

    Welcome to another episode of BRO CHURCH, where we dive into everything from health care conspiracies to alpha males who are "just a little too serious about themselves"—looking at you, Dave. This week, we’re discussing United Healthcare's very own Brian Thompson, who, in a shocking twist, met his untimely end at the hands of Luigi Mangione. Yes, you read that right. We’ll pay respects, but don’t worry, the laughs are still coming. We’re also talking about a little thing called “Absolute Batman”—the guy who thinks wearing a bat-shaped mask makes him the ultimate authority on justice. (Spoiler: he's really just a guy with a lot of opinions about Gotham.)

    Plus, ever wondered what would happen if Bigfoot showed up in Call of Duty? (Hint: It’s not pretty.) Or why chimney fires are the least of your problems when you're hunting cryptids? We also break down the latest pop culture chaos, like the real truth about Santa Claus (spoiler: he's real, and he doesn’t want you to know that), a deep dive into the Joker movie, and, of course, why Colin Farrell’s Penguin might be the best thing in Gotham since... well, ever.


    So grab a drink, sit back, and listen to us try to explain how Three Kings are the unsung heroes of the holidays (they brought gifts, okay?). And don’t forget to laugh at Dave, because he’s the reason we’re still having fun in 2024.

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    58 mins
  • This is BRO CHURCH!
    Dec 18 2024
    Broseph Church, the podcast mascot introduces the podcast!
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    1 min
  • 13 | "PROTECT YA NECK!"
    Dec 16 2024

    This week on Bro Church, Dave and Felix kick things off with their usual chaos—plenty of laughs, a little roasting, and the occasional tangent that makes you wonder how we even got here. But then, things take a real turn. A good one, though.

    Dave opens up about losing his dad, sharing some deep reflections on their relationship. It’s not just your standard “dad stuff,” either—he dives into how it’s reshaped the way he looks at what being a man means. Newsflash: It’s not just about gritting your teeth and keeping everything bottled up until you explode like an emotional piñata. No, Dave’s here to tell us that we can still hold down the fort and have actual conversations about what’s going on in our heads without feeling like we’re about to turn in our man cards.

    Of course, Felix balances it out with some much-needed comic relief, filling us in on the absolute circus his house has been. Picture this: a stomach virus running through his household like a WWE tag team, but somehow, his oldest still graduated from college. Oh, and Dave finally watched a rom-com with his wife, much to Felix’s delight. Spoiler alert: there’s laughter, judgment, and probably a bit too much detail.

    And if that’s not enough? We wrap things up with some conspiracy-worthy talk about those suspect drones spotted all over the Northeast. What are they? Spies? Aliens? Just bored tech bros? Who knows—but we’ve got theories, and you don’t want to miss them.

    So buckle up and protect ya neck—this one’s a ride.

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • 12 | "Black Friday: 50% Off Your Health"
    Nov 29 2024
    BRO CHURCH Episode 12: Black Friday – "50% Off Your Health" Welcome to Episode 12, where we celebrate the holiest of American holidays: Black Friday. Felix and The Dave are here to discuss the madness, mayhem, and that one guy who treats shopping carts like NASCAR. Spoiler alert: it’s probably Dave. We’re also serving up some real-life truths about hitting that age when your body starts failing faster than your New Year’s resolutions. Think “dad bod,” but with warranty issues. Oh, and parenting? Let’s just say raising kids who suddenly think they’re smarter than you is a whole new level of comedy—and terror. And because no episode is complete without marital chaos, Felix spills on how his wife has perfected the ancient art of humming as her primary communication method. Yes, you heard that right. No, we don’t know what it means either. So grab a leftover turkey sandwich, sit back, and join us for the laughs, the life lessons, and the sheer chaos that is BRO CHURCH. Warning: listening may cause involuntary snorts and awkward stares from strangers.🎙️ Smash that subscribe button, or we’ll hum at you until you do. #BroChurchPodcast#BlackFriday2024#ParentingHumor#FunnyPodcast#MensHealth#ParentingFails#ComedyPodcast#DadLife#BlackFridayMadness#MarriageHumor#PodcastLife#DeadpoolStyleHumor#RelatableAF#BodyFails#PodcastCommunity#SubscribeAndLaugh
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    1 hr and 3 mins