The 5 Star Podcast

By: Charlie Hunt and Jon Payne
  • Summary

  • The hilarious podcast about businesses with bad reviews. Each week, Jon and Charlie dissect some Google reviews, provide life coaching for the reviewer and unsolicited business advice for the business owner.
    Charlie Hunt and Jon Payne
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Episodes
  • 21 - Old Trafford - "Match day experience, worst in England"
    Feb 3 2025

    ⚽ Red Devils & Chaos: The 5 Star Podcast Tackles Old Trafford ⚽ This week, The 5 Star Podcast heads to the Theatre of Dreams—aka Old Trafford—for a deep dive into football, pies, and plenty of Manc madness. You can expect: Sexy footballers and Jon trying to remain professional (he fails), Pep Guardiola’s divorce, The great waterfall of the North... inside the stadium, Manc stereotypes, Why Old Trafford desperately needs a Queer Eye for the Straight Guy makeover, And some truly sketchy editing, because that’s just how we roll. It’s football, drama, and chaos on and off the pitch—pure 5 Star Pod style. And remember: like, subscribe, and never trust a stadium pie. Peace, Love & Corner Flags, Team 5 Star Pod 🥧 P.S. Got a business to plug? Head over to ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let us know!

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    55 mins
  • 20 - Irish Pub - "RUDE, RACIST + SEXIST"
    Jan 27 2025

    🍀 Pints & Chaos: The 5 Star Podcast Hits an Irish Bar in the Azores 🍀 This week, The 5 Star Podcast finds itself in an Irish bar in the middle of the Azores, where the pints are flowing, the facts are questionable, and the vibes... well, let’s just say they take a turn. Expect:

    Charlie serving up some Pele facts (because why not?). Breastfeeding anecdotes you never asked for.Genius podcast spin-off ideas. Goat’s milk, tax dodging, and, of course, pints of Guinness. Jon trying out even more accents—because he just can’t help himself. And to top it all off, an abusive and racist bar owner you won't believe is real (but sadly, he is).


    It’s all the craic you can handle—plus a bit of chaos, 5 Star Pod style.


    And remember: like, subscribe, and always check the vibe of the pub before ordering a pint.


    Peace, Love & Mother's Milk,

    Team 5 Star Pod 🍻


    P.S. Got a business to plug? Head over to ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let us know!

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    49 mins
  • 19 - Spa - "A grown adult screaming for no reason"
    Jan 20 2025

    🛁 Spa Day Shenanigans: The 5 Star Podcast 🛁

    This week, The 5 Star Podcast visits a Glasgow spa, where relaxation meets bad Scottish accents. Prepare for soothing treatments, Scottish anecdotes, and an unnecessary roast dinner chat.

    Jon and Charlie are giving The Rest is History a run for its money with some loose historical "facts", yet another problematic accent (Glasgow, we’re sorry) and a person screaming for no reason—think Begbie, but in a bathrobe.

    And remember: like, subscribe, and don’t throw pint glasses.

    Peace, Love & Steam Rooms,

    Team 5 Star Pod 🌿

    P.S. Got a business to plug? Head over to ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let us know!

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    1 hr and 9 mins

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