Welcome to Season Three! Our first story is going to be a 3 episode story arc in using the Root RPG by Magpie Games. This game is ran on the Powered By The Apocalypse System.

Peace is hard to sustain in the bountiful Woodlands and its Denizens are once again facing war. Groups of Vagabonds band together to fight off conquerors new and old. We meet our protagonists, Bramble Pinestorm the Fox, Cotton the Rabbit, and Peter the Opossum. Although they don't know it yet, they are about to get swept into something big!

Content Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Fantasy Violence

This is less of an episode and more of an update on what we're up to leading into Season Three: Bigger, Badder and Stickier. There are several shameless plugs in there for our Patreon (releasing in April), Wolfbeard Games, and our sister podcast, Paramnesia Theater. There is also a huge cry for help- but you have to listen to find out more!

After listening here make sure to move right onto our first episode of Season Three where we play Root the RPG!

Content Warnings: None

We're putting Season Two to sleep like that little boy did to his old yellow dog. This is a live episode filled with round table discussions on what makes us people, what we liked about this past season, and where we're headed next! And because you're such good friends, we even play a little bonus game of "Ravine" just for you.

This episode is a live recorded episode which means it's not as polished as our normal episodes, it does not contain sound effects, but it does contain coughing noises and microphone pings. But it also contains so much laughter you'll forget all about those negatives.

Thank you all for a fantastic second season and we can't wait to jump into season three!

Content Warnings: Language (We're a bunch of potty mouths)

It's finally here! The end of Crits on Bikes! The end of Season Two! The end of several people's lives in this podcast! In this epic conclusion we find out which men die, and which women and children too. Also, we find out which child is definitely going to be a serial killer when they're older

Content Warnings: Language, Violence

Now that the party has finally uncovered some clues thanks to their exploration of the tunnels they begin to piece the mystery together...which takes them a good amount of time. But, after much deliberation and a quick gearing up montage they press forward and set out to confront the murderous twins!

Content Warnings: Language, Child Violence, Graphic Imagery

Now that Danny's previous suspicions are confirmed, Andy and the boys head off to find a less conspicuous entrance to the tunnels running under the town. After failing to break down a wall by conventional means the group plays on Billy's emotions and a little bit of his lost power makes an appearance.

Once they're in the tunnels they quickly find out they are not alone. After narrowly escaping the clutches of the unknown beast they discover a second secret and maybe even a third and forth.

Content Warnings: Adult Language, Fantasy Violence

One of the gang returns to town in time to help in the investigation! Reunited, our friends work to unravel the clues as they get the feeling that their safety is in jeopardy. They finally catch a break when Max discovers that something's been lurking right below their noses the whole time.

Content Warnings: Adult language, Drug Use (Marijuana)

The boys struggle to find clues as to what is going on in their town and as the hours pass things get weirder as multiple members of the party are haunted by what they can't understand.

Content Warnings: Violence, Drug Use (Marijuana), Adult Language