THE HONEYMOONERS WELCOMES RAT SKATES

By: Rat Skates
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  • SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES EVERY WEEKDAY 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL
     
     https://ratskates.com

    © 2024 THE HONEYMOONERS WELCOMES RAT SKATES
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Episodes
  • The Boss Over Nothin'...What a Surprise!
    Jan 31 2024

    NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL


    “Okay let’s wrap season one with one simple takeaway…”

     

    “We want peace? Then there has to be order to the disorder.”

     

    “Our crazy ego's are grand, and they’re high - but not exalted, and can not be ruler!”

     

    “He sent His Son here to free us from this hair-brained thinking!”

     

    “We're NOT the authors of life...so let's stop tryin’ to run it for others.”

     

    “We're the boss over nothing; not the general manager of the universe!” 

     

    “Ho ho…what a surprise!”

     

    “When ego dies, chaos dies.”

     

    “Rest and relaxation at last…”

     

    “My friends, let's celebrate the emancipation shall we?”

     

    “Ahhh…a little strong but good! “

     

    “Thank you everyone, thank you!”

     

    WATCH ON RUMBLE 


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    DISCLAIMER: 

     

    This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary.

    This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States.


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    Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES


    - Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band -

    SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL

    WEBSITE

    WIKIPEDIA

    PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show)

    RUMBLE

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    1 min
  • The Stand: Forgiveness vs. Responsibility
    Jan 30 2024

    NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL


    “The Evil One LAUGHS at how he gets us to confuse forgiveness with responsibility.”

     

    “Forgiveness doesn’t mean we sit by and watch others get hurt!”

     

    “Otherwise WE are responsible for allowing it…simple as that.”

     

    “Okay, this is last call; its bottom of the ninth, full count, bases loaded and they're battin’ lefty.” 

     

    “But it IS written: “we know not the day, nor the hour.”

     

    “But sure looks like tomorrow don’t it?”

     

    “Yeah, the games already over; it has been won.”

     

    “The Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler has two questions that EVERYONE must answer for if they want to get upstairs…”

     

    “If you answer yes to number one, you can go on to number two.”

     

    “One: did you forgive what is wrong?”

     

    “Two: did you stand for what is right?”

     

    WATCH ON RUMBLE 


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    DISCLAIMER: 

     

    This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary.

    This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States.


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    Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES

     

    - Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band -

    SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL

    WEBSITE

    WIKIPEDIA

    PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show)

    RUMBLE

    MINDS

    TWITTER - X

    YOUTUBE: (if you must)

    FACEBOOK: (I won!)





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    1 min
  • Fundamentally Transform The Pelt?
    Jan 29 2024

    NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL


    “I don’t know…lot of Raccoons come to the lodge meeting every Sunday but still cant get it.” 

     

    “The pelt don’t mean nothin’ unless it’s parked on an apparatus of integrity.”

     

    “Don’t think because we walk down the street sportin’ a pelt, everybody says “oh look at him he's a friendly Raccoon…what a fine man!”

     

    “And then we go turn the corner and we’re snoopin’ around in other people’s garbage cans.”

     

    “This lodge belongs to the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler…NOT US!”

     

    “He expects us to maintain the lodge, not change it so we're comfy!”

     

    “So lets' ask ourselves: what do we care about:”

     

    “Upholding the integrity of the lodge, or only the convention?”

     

    “The brotherhood of the pelt, or free burial in Bismarck North Dakota?”

     

    “Why are we concerned whether the Canarsie style of mambo is more authentic than the Weehawken style?

     

    “The hip action is all that matters!”

     

    WATCH ON RUMBLE 


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    DISCLAIMER: 

     

    This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary.

    This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States.


    Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES


    - Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band -

    SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL

    WEBSITE

    WIKIPEDIA

    PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show)

    RUMBLE

    MINDS

    TWITTER - X

    YOUTUBE: (if you must)

    FACEBOOK: (I won!)





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