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Katie and Bridget hijack a snow plow as they re-watch the Nickelodeon movie: Snow Day! It's a movie all about how "anything can happen on a Snow Day!" - particularly lots of felonies, stalking, and engagement in every single winter sport that's ever existed. WE SAID ANYTHING GUYS! Come along as we meet Natalie, a girl with possible early onset schizophrenia who wishes for a Snow Day and gets her wish granted with a possible magic snow globe! But Natalie's not satisfied with just one snow day, she wants the apparently "impossible" double snow day ...Did we mention this takes place in Syracuse, NY? With the help of her friends they work to take down the evil Snow Plow Man. Oh yeah there's also a terrible stalking subplot with her older brother Hal and some of his friends, but honestly that storyline is just so terrible and creepy so we'll spare you the nonsense. We've got random cameos, little Josh Pecks, and a bird named Trudy all wrapped up into this time period of a film. Released in 2000, it stars Chevy Chase, Schuyler Fisk, Jean Smart, Mark Webber, Chris Elliott, Pam Grier, Josh Peck, Zena Grey, Damian Young, and Rozonda 'Chilli' Thomas.

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Katie and Bridget tap dance in the middle of a trial as they re-watch the jazzy Oscar winning movie: Chicago! A 5-6-7-8! It's a movie all about how it was a murder but not a crime, but also how everyone in the city of Chicago is a talented singer and dancer. Come along we meet Roxie Hart, a murderess who gets thrown into the jazziest of jails after she shoots Fred Casely (*Her ex-boyfriend!*). Inside she comes across other women who also murdered men for being lame, such as Velma Kelly, who all worked really hard on their jail talent show number! With the help of Mama, Billy Flynn, her actual husband Amos, and the stupidity of America, Roxie works to charm the city and earn her fame - yes, yes, if it sounds too topical... THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS! We've got songs, dancing, and a possible Sisters Who Scene It inspired field trip all rolled into one for this Spotify playlist worthy film! Released in 2002, it stars Renée Zellweger, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Richard Gere, John C. Reilly, Taye Diggs, Queen Latifah, and Christine Baranski.

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Katie and Bridget come out of a wardrobe looking like Macklemore as they re-watch the fantasy adventure - The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe! It's a magical movie all about war, Nazis, the enslavement of people, Jesus dying for our sins... And fun talking animals! Wee! Come along as we meet the four siblings: There's Peter, the one who is allowed to be the main king because a wolf fell onto his sword; Susan, the one who is given a bow and arrow but is never taught how to use it/nobody lets her fight in the war anyway because she's a woman; Edmund, the one that ruins everything and seriously needs to get his shit together!!!!; and Lucy, the best of them all who should have been the leader of the army with her 1 inch switchblade. When the four of them stumble into Narnia they set out on a grand adventure that reminds us all how we don't really remember most of those bible stories despite going to church for years and years. And don't worry - Mr. Tumnus is there too! Released in 2005, it was based on the novel by C.S. Lewis and stars Tilda Swinton, James McAvoy, Georgie Henley, William Moseley, Skandar Keynes, Anna Popplewell, and Liam Neeson.

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Katie and Bridget test each other to see if they're robots as they re-watch the cult classic: Blade Runner! It's a movie all about how despite living your entire life thinking that you're just a normal human, you could actually be a REPLICANT (aka robot) whose had your memories IMPLANTED and you're going to DIE in less than 4 years! Ever think about that before!? NOW YOU WILL! Come along as we meet Deckard, our movie's "Blade Runner" who is tasked to hunt down some replicants who have invaded LA in 2019 (lol) and are wreaking havoc. When he meets Rachel, a woman who just discovered she's actually a replicant, Deckard begins to develop emotions for the robots as he continues to hunt them down. This movie asks the existential questions such as: How important is autonomy and choice in life? What is the value of life? And... Are all replicants living the polyamorous lifestyle or something because those guys be making out a lot!? We've got action, Reddit threads, and deep ass quotes in this 80's sci-fi film! Released in 1982, it stars Harrison Ford, Sean Young, Rutger Hauer, Daryl Hannah, Joanna Cassidy, and Brion James.

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Katie and Bridget SNAP OUTTA IT! as they re-watch the 80's classic: Moonstruck! It's a movie all about how when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore... Aka it's Italian as hell! Come along as we meet Loretta, a woman who for lame reasons agrees to marry the biggest jabrony in NYC: Johnny. But when Johnny leaves to visit his dying mother in Italy, Loretta is tasked to meet up with his brother Ronny to try and convince him to come to the wedding. With a little self-loathing, whiskey, and talks of wolves and moons the two fall in love and get - ready for it? - MOONSTRUCK! Oh yeah there's also a couple other cheating subplots, psychological investigations, dogs, and grandpa's there too. We've got Brooklyn, Italian families, and a stage-play-set-up with this movie that earned Cher her Oscar! Released in 1987, it stars Cher, Nicolas Cage, Olympia Dukakis, and Danny Aiello.

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Katie and Bridget drink Starbucks with Drunk Kathy as they rewatch the movie: Sex and the City! Our four women are back in this movie that really enjoys being superficial, a little racist, and engaging in as little problem solving as humanly possible! Come along as we reunite with Carrie, a quippy writer who is finally going to marry the worst man we've all ever met: Mr. Big. But don't worry, her wedding gets arguably ruined by an unsupervised toddler, demonstrating just how solid their relationship was anyway. Carrie gets through it with the help of her friends. We've got Charlotte, who was very much a background character aside from making funny faces and pooping her pants, Miranda, a stressed out woman who we all say the reason she got cheated on was because she had a bush (what?), and Samantha, a fabulous, successful woman who would just like to eat guacamole and bone whenever she wants - SOUNDS LIKE A DREAM. Will our four friends all get through the nonsense that takes place? Did Lily really write the love emails to Carrie instead of Big!? Released in 2008, the movie was based on the hit TV series and stars Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon, Kristin Davis, Chris Noth, and Jennifer Hudson.

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Katie and Bridget run through the town screaming MERRY CHRISTMAS as they re-watch the heartfelt classic: It's a Wonderful Life! It's a timeless (NO SERIOUSLY EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN THIS MOVIE IS APPARENTLY HAPPENING NOW WTFFFFF) - ahem - story that teaches us that when you're not an asshole, people will show up for you! Come along as we meet George Bailey, a sassy hard-of-hearing man who gets handed a lot of seemingly crap deals in life... Except for his wife Mary! She's the best and is basically awesome in this timeline as well as the one where George doesn't exist. When George gets to the end of his rope, an angel named Clarence comes in to remind him that he's got a great life and needs to just CHILL OUT and STOP YELLING AT THE TEACHERS PLEASE! With a little help from his family, friends, neighbors, and God/someone named Joseph, George learns that he's going to jail! Isn't it wonderful!? Just kidding - he learns to appreciate his life as well as learns how beneficial websites like GoFundMe are! Released in 1946, it stars James Stewart, Donna Reed, Lionel Barrymore, Thomas Mitchell, and Henry Travers.

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Katie and Bridget shoot their eyes out as they re-watch the holiday classic: A Christmas Story! It's a movie so iconic and overplayed around Christmas that we guarantee you've probably fallen asleep at least ONCE while watching it! Come along as we meet Ralphie, a kid obsessed with getting the one thing he wants for Christmas: An official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and a "thing" that tells time. Over the days leading up to Christmas we follow Ralphie through all typical kid things, such as: surviving and then (eventually) beating up bullies, NOT being an upstander for his friends, getting scammed by capitalistic corporations, and learning how Mom's deal with stupid decisions by their husbands (Pst - Just break the lamp!). After psychological warfare, coercion through badly written essays, and even attempting to enlist Santa on his mission, Ralphie eventually gets his gift and to absolutely no one's surprise - he shoots his eye out. This timeless classic continues to make us laugh even to this day! Released in 1983, it stars Peter Billingsley, Melinda Dillon, Darren McGavin, Scott Schwartz, RD Robb, and Zack Ward.