Episodes

  • Salty Utah Queens - Burn It, Man (RHOSLC S5E19)

    Salty Utah Queens - Burn It, Man (RHOSLC S5E19)
    Feb 7 2025
    Lara and Carey return for the finale of the RHOSLC season five reunion, but first they discuss the loathsome op-ed in The Hollywood Reporter about Chappell Roan's Grammys speech, resorting to vomit and diarrhea to stand up to the American healthcare system, a new update in the Onijah Pakistan saga, TikTik astrologers predicting plane crashes and other horrors in 2025, the return of The Valley with a season two teaser, the rindoms in the cast, Doute's feud with Lala and the surefire divinity of her unborn daughter. The Saltiest of Utah Queens give us one last hurrah as Britani joins the couch. Her chaotic and otherworldly presence is discussed, as is her estrangement with her daughters, her flimsy devotion to Mormonism, her status with Jared and her beef with Hengie, Bronwyn Meredith and Mary; Carey urges her continued Friend Of status while Lara longs for a snowflake for Ms. Bateman. Then Wild Rose and Lisa try (and fail) to bury the hatchet once and for all and burn it as we look ahead to a new, snow-covered sagas of Alibaba-induced psychosis. Chapters: 00:00 Let Chappell Talk About Our Sh*tty Healthcare 05:30 Update on Queen Onijah 18:40 Astrology TikTok Predicting 2025 Horrors 24:42 Doute's Spawn & The Valley Teaser 39:41 Recap of the Finale of RHOSLC Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • PATREON TEASER: The Bridges of Dog Attack County

    PATREON TEASER: The Bridges of Dog Attack County
    Feb 5 2025
    Lara and Carey return to a post-Emilia Perez America, where they discuss their thoughts after viewing the polarizing Oscar favorite; they also talk Karla Sofía Gascón's meteoric cancellation after a slew of rancid tweets (from not so long ago!) resurfaced and Selena Gomez deserving a life sentence in Actor Jail. Lara introduces Carey to the woman on TikTok who got her nose bitten off by her elderly dog and the woman from New York who refuses to leave Pakistan and is holding press conferences after being jilted by her Facebook boyfriend. Carey gives a recap of the Grammys, including Chappell Roan's healthcare speech, Taylor's cringe dancing and Lady Gaga's new single that harkens back ton the glory days of early LG. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    5 mins
  • Salty Utah Queens - Time Is A Flat Circle Jerk (RHOSLC S5E18)

    Salty Utah Queens - Time Is A Flat Circle Jerk (RHOSLC S5E18)
    Jan 31 2025
    Lara and Carey trudge ahead in the final days of this most curse-d January, getting rill about their concurrent depression journeys and weighing the pros and cons about deep space cryo-sleep. They also discuss Lily Phillips's 1000 man f*ckfest goal being derailed by the US government, the strange and haunting tale of the Zizian Bay Area death cult, and the surfacing of a cringeworthy Justin Baldoni voice note. In part two of the RHOSLC season five reunion, the husbands bury their various hatchets, Hengie K and Shawn stare down the circle jerk and gay rumors and nastiness. Meredith demands tapes to be rolled and threatens to leave the set as Seth is pressed on all things Ohio. Mary discusses Robert Jr.'s sobriety journey and Bronwyn and Todd field questions over the details of his infidelity. The world waits with bated breath for the return of Britani Bateman. Chapters: 00:00 January Depression Hits Hard 02:40 Lily Phillips' Las Vegas Flop 12:15 California is the Land of Murder, Mayhem & Cults 25:48 Justin's (kinda) Sexy Memo 39:15 RHOSLC Recap Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • PATREON TEASER: What Goes Up, Must Pew-Pew

    PATREON TEASER: What Goes Up, Must Pew-Pew
    Jan 29 2025
    Lara and Carey offer up a smorgasbord of bonus episode topics, including the cozy healing of LA's weekend rainstorm, Lara's brush with Argentinian horror with "When Evil Lurks," Carey recent awakening to Eddie Redmayne's hotness, the harrowing new doc "An Update on Our Family" and the hell of family YouTube channels, Gaga's freshly announced SEVENTH album and Carey the teaser trailer for "Alien Earth" and stating an obvious truth, HBO continuing to step its p*ssy up, JLo and Ben's divorce kink, Lara's first and only Sundance adventure, the LGBTQ right to bear BB guns, and more. Plus Reader Mail where we delve back into the lore of Lindsay Lohan and the Federation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    6 mins
  • Salty Utah Queens - Wild Rose and the Revenge of the Sacred Cross (RHOSLC S5E17)

    Salty Utah Queens - Wild Rose and the Revenge of the Sacred Cross (RHOSLC S5E17)
    Jan 24 2025
    Lara and Carey are back for the part 1 of the RHOSLC season five reunion, but first they've got some ground to cover including a special guest in the studio, the 2025 Oscar nominations --surprises and snubs--and whether or not Hollywood should even have them this year, the Black Eyed Peas pulling the plug on their Vegas residency and their shoncking name for their fanbase, the halcyon days of DListed.com, Perez Hilton as the origin of internet evil, Hilaria Baldwin's new memoir, Anna Delvey and Julia Fox on RHONY, Lara's newfound love of Bethenny Frankel, Bryan Johnson comparing boners with his son, a missing Mob Wife, and more. On the Salty reunion, Bronwyn channels her inner corporate HR girlina, putting on a brave face in the midst of a truly harrowing first season. Lisa and Angie spar over their parenting beef, as Whitney defends the honor and glory of Prism, finally providing a (questionable) defense of the Alibaba accusations. Heather gets rill about her journey of self-love, Bronwyn calls out Lisa for being a fake ass friend, Meredith remains non-verbal, and the husbands enter the scene; Todd and John Barlow immediately match up in a wife-guy-off, gearing up for an explosive second round next week. Chapters: 00:00 Why are we even doing The Oscars this year? 06:40 The Black Eyed Peas' Mystifying Vegas Residency Cancellation 14:00 RHONY 's Future & How Lara Has Become a Bethenny Fan 26:31 RHOSLC Reunion Part 1 Recap Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • PATREON TEASER: The Nepo Urge to Poverty LARP

    PATREON TEASER: The Nepo Urge to Poverty LARP
    Jan 22 2025
    Lara and Carey are back behind the paywall/computer screen, as Lara is quarantined with Influenza-A. She breaks down her odyssey to get a Tamiflu prescription, and the further collapse of the American healthcare system. Carey recaps The Last Showgirl, rooting for Pamela and Jamie Lee Curtis's breast-heavy turn as a homeless cocktail waitress. They discuss the nepo baby urge to make a movie about poor people, Elon's latest (and arguably worst) ploy for attention, Vanity Fair's latest long-read about Meghan and Harry --five years after their royal escape, and the Baldoni/Lively lawsuit that continues to snowball into event horizon chaos. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    6 mins
  • Salty Utah Queens - The Puerto Vallarta Chainsaw Massacre (RHOSLC S5E16)

    Salty Utah Queens - The Puerto Vallarta Chainsaw Massacre (RHOSLC S5E16)
    Jan 17 2025
    Lara and Carey are back in the studio safe and sound, with a lot to discuss and even more to process. They talk the passing of David Lynch and how much LA has lost in the last week, the French woman scammed out of close to a million euros by a deep fake Brad Pitt, Wendy Williams checking in with The Breakfast Club, Jen Shah's reduced prison sentence, masculinity coaches and the straight male fear of knowing things. In the grand finale of season five of RHOSLC, Lisa's Puerto Vallarta trip comes to a close, and the ladies pay tribute to Baby Gorgeous with a Lisa Barlow themed lunch. Whitney and Lisa's tensions continue to boil over, and Mary laments Angie seemingly choosing Britani over her. Then at dinner, Heather puts her producer hat on again, pitching a type of hellmouth-exposure therapy where the women each read the meanest things they've said about each other text. Not surprisingly, chaos ensues... Chapters: 00:00 RIP to Proud Smoker & Visionary David Lynch 03:56 The Brad Pitt in Hospital Catfishing 19:38 Finally Some Good News: Jen Shah’s sentence reduced 25:00 The Straight Man’s Fear of Knowing Things 40:28 RHOSLC FINALE RECAP More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 44 mins
  • PATREON TEASER: The Last Scroll Girl

    PATREON TEASER: The Last Scroll Girl
    Jan 15 2025
    Lara and Carey head back behind the paywall to discuss Lara's journey to Kansas, Carey's LA vibe check post-firestorms, the Craig T. Nelson to Aidan Shaw pipeline, Hillary and Bill Clinton's oft forgotten parody of the Sopranos finale, the impending TikTok ban and what it means for America, the strange sensation of learning a childhood bully has died, Dorinda's short-lived Traitors tenure, and more. Chapters: 00:00 No One Did it Like The Sopranos Did It 17:45 Speidi Are So F-ing Back 25:40 The TikTok Ban is Anti - American 32:54 Mark Zuckerberg is Such a F-ing Loser 44:37 Traitors: Dorinda's Flop, Bob the Drag Queen & Dead Bullies More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    6 mins