Sam sat in a player's box at the Australian Open, at great cost to his other relationships. And it's more of the same from Tom (shushing)

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Sam tells us big celebrities in Melbourne keep falling in holes. Tom's had a concerning number of clumsy incidents. We argue about luggage in a way that's borderline unintelligible.

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We're back! We argue about the importance of having seen Totall Recall and Tom has another humiliating sauna tale.

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Sam met Mr Beast and Tom can't stop telling the physio story.

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We have a new naming system for cities and some good ideas for how to make embassies work for us.

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Sam is obsessed with a tennis family and shares a social conundrum one of them experienced.

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Sam experienced magic on Deal or No Deal. Tom does everything in his power to ruin that magic.

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Sam's been to Argentina and Tom's been to the physio.

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