This week on the RATS REVIEW the Rats take a trip to post-ww2 Japan to see how much harder reconstruction would've been if there had been a giant angry lizard monster involved. Not only involved, but actively attacking the people and infrastructure. The beginning and end themes are courtesy of long-time rats fan and musical genius Aaron Wonson, or airwonson as he is known in the Rats comment section. Please subscribe to the YouTube channel so I don't throw myself out my apartment window. And please also download Color Cam from the App Store so I don't get thrown from my apartment window. Watch the Gringo Papi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4zH9mu_0Oc&t=0s

It's finally here! After accidentally deleting this review, and re-recording it 5 times, we finally bring you, for your viewing pleasure, the long awaited GAMBLER movie review with special guest JEW BEN. Jew Ben is known for being the founder and CEO of the critically acclaimed Color Cam app, and for being a huge fan of the Rats podcast. The beginning and end themes are courtesy of long-time rats fan and musical genius Aaron Wonson, or airwonson as he is known in the Rats comment section. Subscribe to the YouTube channel or I will go fucking crazy. Watch the Gringo Papi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4zH9mu_0Oc

Everyone wants to see what Nick and Banes are like when they are relaxing, and now everyone has the chance to see that by watching Episode 1 of The Rats Relax. Every saga has a beginning. The beginning and end themes are courtesy of long-time rats fan and musical genius Aaron Wonson, or airwonson as he is known in the Rats comment section. Download COLOR CAM onto your phone if you value your life. And subscribe to the YouTube channel if you value the lives of others. Watch the Gringo Papi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4zH9mu_0Oc

In honor of Memorial Day, the Rats would like to honor the service of the clone trooper Cameron from The Clone Wars television show. The first and last thing we see Cameron do is get eaten alive by several large bird-monsters. Pour one out.

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Nick finally comes clean about the fact that he commissioned the creation of an unaltered boy-clone that would eventually escape and mutate into what we know today as Banes. Subscribe to the YouTube channel if you want Banes to be CGI in the next episode. Watch the Gringo Papi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4zH9mu_0Oc

In this epic installment of the Rats podcast Nick confronts his low ranking employee Banes on being late to the show. Banes claps back, and when the dust settles it is revealed that the brand new RATS TABLE has become an unintended and tragic casualty of the skirmish. War... war never changes. Subscribe to our YouTube channel or I will use my atomic firepower to bring about the end times. Watch The Gringo Papi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4zH9mu_0Oc

Nick and Banes are awed by the cinematic masterpiece written and directed by the lovely and very physically fit George Lucas. They find Jar Jar's humorous quips, which fly forth at break neck speed, to be especially witty and profound. Subscribe to the YouTube channel or Banes will come to your home wearing his child Anakin Skywalker outfit. Watch The Gringo Papi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4zH9mu_0Oc

Nick and his underling Banes, who happens to be 100% Apache, welcome an expert guest onto the show to discuss the atrocities committed against the Native American population by the European conquerors of the past 500 years. Subscribe to this god-forsaken YouTube channel or I will marry into your family with the sole purpose of stealing your ancestral wealth. Listen to Rats on Spotify, Audible, and Amazon Music. Watch The Gringo Papi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4zH9mu_0Oc