Episodes

  • 176. Lord of the Rings: War of the Rohirrim
    Dec 15 2024

    The lads take a detour into an animated feature this week! "The Lord Of The Rings: The War of the Rohirrim" pushes Tommy and DL to get their anime reps in with a feature that challenges the conventional fantasy epic by emphasizing a Japanese style to a Western Audience.


    Oh... and a secret Gandalf appears!


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    Time Codes:

    Intro0:24.520

    What Have You Been Up To?10:12.192

    MAIN TOPIC: War of the Rohirrim (2024)25:53.102

    Stupid Plot Summary26:56.109

    Cast & Crew29:02.050

    Goofy IMDB Pic29:38.163

    Plot32:16.454

    Did it enhance the LOTR vibes?40:47.736

    Animation44:59.851

    World-Building48:23.490

    Action51:59.953

    Tones & Themes54:25.732

    3 Best & 3 Worst54:50.049

    Critical Reception57:37.953

    Better or Worse than Aquaman (2018)?59:18.379

    ** SPOILERS START HERE **1:00:10.860

    ** SPOILERS END HERE **1:06:52.114

    Trivia True or False1:06:52.394

    Wrapping Up1:09:19.919


    Main Topic:

    LOTR War of the Rohirrim shows us a story from a paragraph in the annals and appendices of Tolkien's original work, but Tommy and DL seem to struggle with the animated nature of the work. With a little-known cast, but knowing Peter Jackson is at the helm, it had enough to get them through the door but whether it was an enjoyable experience or not seems to be a balancing act!


    Are you the rare breed of Anime-fan/LOTR Lore Nerd? Did the animated NZ landscape put you off the remainder? And do you have a book recommendation for DL? Let us know by contacting us at thepodcastassemble@gmail.com or hitting us up on socials, and we'll give you a shout-out on the pod!


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    #lotr #peterjackson #rohirrim #mirandaotto #helmhammerhand #helmsdeep


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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • 175. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
    Dec 8 2024

    Sam enjoys Frodo's faces, Aragorn gets a post-war glow-up, Legolas becomes The Riddler and Sauron gets a blinding - what more could you ask for? How about over an hour of Tommy and DL musing on the many endings of the final chapter in the LOTR trilogy?


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    Time Codes:

    Intro0:23.842

    What have you been up to?7:59.839

    MAIN TOPIC: LOTR Return of the King18:47.319

    Stupid Plot Summary21:22.394

    Cast & Crew22:45.886

    Plot24:50.293

    Trump-Saruman32:26.248

    Cinematography and World-Building36:19.292

    Alternate Endings?41:28.192

    CGI51:02.719

    The Ending51:53.367

    Tones & Themes1:00:45.301

    3 Best & 3 Worst1:01:37.029

    Critical Reception1:08:16.450

    Better or Worse than Aquaman (2018)?1:08:49.683

    Trivia True or False1:09:13.252



    Main Topic:

    The Return of the King is the action-packed conclusion of the LOTR film series from the early 2000s, and it doesn't disappoint! Described by Tommy as a seminal conclusion, and better than The Two Towers, the pair go back and forth on the good, the bad and the ugly (looking at you, Frodo!) as they close out one of their many and varied anthologies!


    Was the copy-paste CGI of the Rohirrim an issue for you? Who do you think should have earned the most money from the series? And where do you reckon Aragorn found Gondor's hair gel stores? Let us know by contacting us at thepodcastassemble@gmail.com or hitting us up on socials, and we'll give you a shout-out on the pod!


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    #ianmckellan #lordoftherings #karlurban #legolas #aragorn #gimli #theodenking #lotr #peterjackson #rohirrim


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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • 174. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
    Dec 1 2024

    LOTR The Two Towers is lauded as everyone's favourite movie in the series, but does it hold up 20 years on? This week, Tommy and DL discuss the good, the bad and the wizardly of the classic series from the early 2000s.


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    Time Codes:

    Intro0:31

    What have you been up to?7:08

    Red Rising Book 3 *SPOILERS START*11:07

    Red Rising Book 3 *SPOILERS END*20:48

    MAIN TOPIC: LOTR The Two Towers **FULL SPOILERS**21:03

    Stupid Plot Summary23:33

    Cast & Crew24:31

    Everything just works29:16

    CGI34:18

    World-Building37:33

    Performances38:58

    Helm's Deep45:52

    Wow, this is really GUD49:34

    Tones & Themes53:33

    3 Best & 3 Worst55:00

    Critical Reception1:00:44

    Better or Worse than Aquaman (2018)?1:02:16

    Trivia True or False1:03:04

    Wrap-Up1:06:50


    Main Topic:

    The Two Towers has the fellowship broken, following two pairs of hobbits and the man-elf-dwarf dream team on separate journeys to save Middle-Earth.


    The cast couldn't be stronger, and the effects more seamless than in this classic. We could write paragraphs here, but we'd prefer Tommy and DL do their thing to give this epic film justice!


    Did the action with the Balrog fight throw you off? Were you distracted by Aragorn's wet dream on a long walk? And did you know they were taking the hobbits to Isengard? Let us know by contacting us at thepodcastassemble@gmail.com or hitting us up on socials, and we'll give you a shout-out on the pod!


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    #ianmckellan #lordoftherings #karlurban #legolas #aragorn #gimli #eomer #eowyn #theodenking #twotowers


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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • 173. Gladiator II (2024) Ft. Regs of The Film Addicts podcast
    Nov 24 2024

    This week we have Tommy, DL AND Regs to chat about the unanticipated (and perhaps unwanted) sequel to Ridley Scott's classic Gladiator film, Gladiator II! Find out how enamoured, uncaring and disbelieving they are while mispronouncing Paul Mescal's name for the entire episode! You can find Regs at: The Film Addicts Podcast and The Stitch Up.


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    Time Codes:

    Intro0:21.235

    Englishisms6:22.096

    What have you been up to?11:41.009

    MAIN TOPIC: Gladiator II (2024) *NON SPOILERS*24:07.838

    Stupid Plot Summary27:12.172

    Cast & Crew30:10.099

    Plot31:47.193

    The Main Players40:09.369

    Costumes and Sets51:25.383

    Tones and Themes54:38.437

    3 Best & 3 Worst55:20.872

    Critical Reception1:01:54.757

    Better or Worse than Aquaman (2018)?1:03:22.156

    ** SPOILERS START **1:05:12.217

    ** SPOILERS END **1:12:54.067

    Trivia True or False1:12:56.331

    Wrapping Up1:16:35.188


    Main Topic:

    Gladiator II sets itself up to be a better-than-before version of the original classic starring Russel Crowe, but instead the lads find themselves trying desperately to convince themselves that its worth the time and the money to come to the big screen. Paul Mescal, Denzel Washington and a star-studded cast feature in Ridley Scott's next big project, and carry the Roman caravan to the end of the empire.


    Listen as the pronunciation of names, the justification fo entirely CGI animals and the duplicity of Denzel Washington is discussed by Tommy, DL and Regan as they try to figure out what it was all for.


    Did you figure out how these two films are related? Was the hero's journey worth the effort in this repeat of a classic? And did you enjoy Denzel strutting his way through Gladiator II? Let us know by contacting us at thepodcastassemble@gmail.com or hitting us up on socials, and we'll give you a shout-out on the pod!


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    #gladiator #paulmescal #denzelwashington #russelcrowe #ridleyscott


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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • 172. The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Ft. Regs of The Film Addicts podcast
    Nov 16 2024

    This third installment of Chris Nolan's "Dark Knight" series wraps up Christian Bale's Batman, but this week Tommy and Regs (Film Addicts podcast) draw genitals and offensive jokes all over that wrapping to show their love for each other, and this amazing film that ranks highly in the Nolan Anthology. You can find Regs at: The Film Addicts Podcast and The Stitch Up.


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    Time Codes:


    Intro0:24

    What have you been up to?8:52

    MAIN TOPIC: The Dark Knight Rises20:26

    Stupid Plot Summary22:12

    Cast & Crew23:29

    Goofy IMDB Picture25:04

    Plot27:46

    A bit about Bane34:15

    Wow, this is really GUD40:49

    Setting58:44

    The Ending1:04:09

    Rankings of Nolan Films1:09:15

    Tones & Themes1:12:25

    3 Worst & 3 Best1:13:15

    Criticval Reception1:21:54

    Better or Worse than Aquaman (2018)?1:22:57

    Trivia True or False?1:24:19

    Wrapping up1:28:08



    Main Topic:

    This week, Regan is back with Tommy while DL is away on assignment, and they're talking about one of their favorites: "The Dark Knight Rises" as the third film in Nolan's Batman trilogy. Tom Hardy beefs up as Bane, Michael Caine is back as Alfred (aka Batman's conscience) alongside Morgan Freeman, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Gary Oldman and a host of other elite actors.


    They discuss the true terror of Bane as a character, and the cinematic splendor of a brilliant close-out of an excellent franchise that went out at its peak.


    Would you revisit Dark Knight Rises? How about 50 more times? And can you understand Bane when he talks? Let us know by contacting us at thepodcastassemble@gmail.com or hitting us up on socials, and we'll give you a shout-out on the pod!


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    #batman #christianbale #filmaddicts #michaelcaine #morganfreeman #garyoldman #jgl


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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • 171. Gladiator (2000)
    Nov 10 2024

    Gladiator 2 is coming to cinemas.. and not the proposed Nick Cave version, (some would say fortunately). Join co-hosts Tommy and DL as we journey back to the year 2000 yo talk about how we got here.


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    Time Codes:


    • Intro - 0:25
    • How are you doing? - 4:42
    • What have you been up to? - 11:07
    • MAIN TOPIC: Gladiator (2000) - 21:29
    • Stupid Plot Summary - 23:48
    • Cast & Crew - 24:42
    • Djimon Honsou Cinematic Universe - 28:27
    • Plot - 29:47
    • Red Rising Bk3 Spoilers - 35:05
    • History and Accuracy - 43:49
    • Action - 46:51
    • World-Building - 48:37
    • Performances - 52:04
    • Original Script - 54:06
    • Tones & Themes - 57:36
    • 3 Best & 3 Worst - 57:50
    • Critical Reception - 1:01:49
    • Better or Worse than Aquaman (2018)? - 1:02:53
    • Trivia True or False - 1:04:02


    Main Topic:

    This week we're discussing Ridley Scott's 'swords and sandals' epic, starring Russel Crowe and a Hanz Zimmer score as epic as the acting. But we really want to talk about, is David Hemmings’s eyebrows! This one is an absolute favourite.


    Make sure you rewatch it before the sequel hits screens!


    Are you excited for Gladiator 2? Let us know by contacting us at thepodcastassemble@gmail.com or hitting us up on socials, and we'll give you a shout-out on the pod!


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    #Gladiator #Gladiator2 #RidleyScott #RusselCrowe #JoaquinPhoenix


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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • 170. Venom: The Last Dance (2024).. thankfully
    Nov 3 2024

    The Sony Movie Universe of Spider-Man characters SOMEHOW is still going, as we jump into the latest in the franchise. Co-hosts Tommy and DL across the pond simply have to ask the question, why does this exist?


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    Time Codes:


    • Todays “sponsor”: 0:00
    • Intro: 0:23
    • **Red Rising Spoilers** (Morning Star): 2:53
    • WHYBUT: 5:59
    • Main Topic - NON SPOILERS: 15:49
    • Stupid Plot Summaries: 17:05
    • The characters: 17:43
    • Does this trick a casual audience?: 29:50
    • Action: 32:17
    • Tones & Themes: 36:50
    • 3 Best & 3 Worst: 37:49
    • Critical Reception: 41:33
    • Better or Worse than Aquaman 2018 42:30
    • SPOILERS 43:10
    • Trivia True of False: 48:13
    • Wrapping Up: 50:55


    Main Topic:

    With Venom, the first Venom movie, making almost a billion dollars, it was inevitable the sequel's would come. And boy are the writers running low on ideas. Venom: The Last Dance (2024) caps off Tom Hardy's trilogy of movies as the Lethal Protector - thankfully..


    We went through the hard yards, so you don't have to!


    Did you see Venom: The Last Dance? Do you think it needs to exist? Let us know by contacting us at thepodcastassemble@gmail.com or hitting us up on socials, and we'll give you a shout-out on the pod!


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    #Venom #TheLastDance #TomHardy #Sony #Marvel #Spiderman


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    53 mins
  • 169. Halloween (1978)
    Oct 26 2024

    Keep those spooky vibes rolling with the special Halloween Episode of Podcast Assemble where the lads talk about... well... Halloween! John Carpenter's classic 1978 thriller occupies most of their chat, as DL was embroiled in podcasts, and Tommy just played video games all weekend. *ahem*.... yep.


    TIMESTAMPS:

    Intro0:25.035

    What have you been up to?6:21.638

    MAIN TOPIC: Halloween (1978)18:05.323

    Stupid Plot Summary19:08.383

    Cast & Crew21:55.597

    Goofy IMDB Pic22:27.751

    Plot24:13.951

    Music28:55.374

    Pacing29:41.759

    Cinematography & World-Building33:29.686

    Action40:08.583

    Tones & Themes44:48.114

    3 Best & 3 Worst45:15.350

    Critical Reception49:44.281

    Better or Worse than Aquaman (2018)?51:24.071

    Trivia True or False51:49.058

    Wrapping Up54:21.051


    Main Topic:

    Halloween is seen as a classic that set up 25 (?) more films to follow, and set a new foundation for horror films from that point onwards! The prestige of this film is sometimes overcome by the "hokeyness" of the scenes, and some plot devices not quite working as we expect. Surely home owners in middle America would open their door to a screaming teenager... right?


    Nevertheless, Tommy and DL had a great time with the first appearance of the "Michael Myers" character, and how this film generated ridiculous sums of money on a low budget while also setting up the rest of the industry for decades to follow.


    Could you walk past Jamie Lee Curtis as a teenager? How was your "fear-o-meter" tuned for this film? How many children have terrified you enough to inspire a film? Let us know by contacting us at thepodcastassemble@gmail.com or hitting us up on socials, and we'll give you a shout-out on the pod!


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    #halloween #michaelmyers #jamieleecurtis #lexfridman #joerogan #shoreditch #sohohouse


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    56 mins