Episodes

  • 152 - Wrap It Up And Slather It On!

    152 - Wrap It Up And Slather It On!
    Jan 22 2025
    This week we share the 2 most important PSAs you will ever need to know! Plus we chat about: circumcision, doctor’s asking important questions, a trip down memory lane, a trick to warm up your hands, and more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: MAGIC MIND Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with our link! https://www.magicmind.com/NLRJAN ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Podcast: https://linktr.ee/nobodyslisteningright Website + Merch: https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:25 Lymphatic Face Massage 02:20 Why is it so hard to form new habits 08:37 Chlamydia Woes 27:30 Circumcision 32:01 A Trip Down Memory Lane 48:35 Warm Hands Trick Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    52 mins
  • 151 - Our LA Fires Story

    151 - Our LA Fires Story
    Jan 15 2025
    Elizabeth and Andy recap their experience of the devastating LA Fires, there’s a big update on their four year running beef with Digital Dream Labs, Elizabeth discusses positivity and manifesting and why they are selling their cabin in the mountains. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsor: MAGIC MIND Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with our link! www.magicmind.com/NLRJAN ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patreon! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:38 Los Angeles Wildfires 25:57 Wicked 31:37 Digital Dream Labs update 36:26 What happened to the optimism? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    57 mins
  • 150 - Gotta Gargle!

    150 - Gotta Gargle!
    Jan 8 2025
    A game of Tetris triggers some family drama, a January dopamine detox, Fab February, Think to Talk or Talk to Think, Queer Eye inspiration and more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Go to Zocdoc.com/NLR and download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE and book a top-rated doctor. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:19 Being a Mean Mom 04:02 Tetris Effect Connected 13:48 New Year, New Slate 15:12 The No-Fun Bus 16:48 Not respecting resolutions 19:26 Dopamine Detox 24:20 Going off caffeine 26:38 1 Cigarette takes 20 minutes off your life 33:27 Think to Talk or Talk to Think 38:14 Digital Dream Labs update 44:25 Gargling is Good for you 50:07 Flossing is important 51:55 Facial Fascia 54:10 Queer Eye Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    59 mins
  • 149 - 2025 Let's Get Messy!

    149 - 2025 Let's Get Messy!
    Jan 1 2025
    Happy New Year! It might be a doozy, so let’s get messy! This week we chat about: New Years resolutions, babies and bike helmets, eczema empathy and more. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patreon! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:11 It's going to be a doozy 02:15 Cycling with a baby 06:59 Put on your helmet 10:43 Andy can't lie or act 13:11 The first pancake 14:53 Someone I love has eczema 21:31 Telepathy Tapes 23:09 Goodbye 2024 24:16 Aliens and Astrology 27:41 Let's go 2025 28:46 I want to get messy 36:42 A year of optimism 47:11 I'm going to try Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    51 mins
  • 148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024

    148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
    Dec 25 2024
    Elizabeth and Andy discuss: The birth of baby Jesus, Andy proposes a dangerous F/M/K for Elizabeth to answer, a ten part list to having confidence, the importance of optimism, and holiday gratitude to all you Nobody’s out there for listening! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: DIPSEA Get a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:51 Christian Booty 04:03 Do we have any Baháʼí listeners? 05:00 Jesus was a socialist 08:25 Sexy Mixologist 12:21 F, Marry, Kill pt. 2 17:46 A quick pee update 20:52 Tushy 24:57 Festive Feasting 27:29 Misophonia 31:23 Confidence is King 48:17 Acquired Podcast and Optimism Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    59 mins
  • 147 - New Jersey Drones and Costco Muffins

    147 - New Jersey Drones and Costco Muffins
    Dec 18 2024
    Elizabeth and Andy discuss: Homeschooling teacher scandals (00:34), the New Jersey drone fiasco (25:10), a claustrophobic nightmare (41:07), whether or not some of A & E’s acquaintances are actually aliens (30:52), a child’s Christmas performance for the books (50:51), how Andy almost got into a fight at the post office (46:50), a deep love for Box City, and how it ranks against Costco and Target (56:16)! - It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Go to Zocdoc.com/NLR and download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE and book a top-rated doctor. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:34 Public School teachers that homeschool their own kids 11:17 Patreon Holiday Happy Hour Reminder 12:02 Costco changes their muffins 19:41 Andy Is saying value proposition too much 21:47 Piping in on Reddit 25:10 New Jersey drones 30:52 Do aliens live among us 40:56 The water wars are coming 41:07 Claustrophobia 45:00 The Appropriate amount of personal space 46:50 Parking lot justice rage 48:34 Justice twinkle in Andy's Eyes 50:51 School Christmas performances 56:16 Box City 01:00:34 Costco vs Box City vs Target Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • 146 - Genius

    146 - Genius
    Dec 11 2024
    Elizabeth and Andy discuss: the dishwasher bento box breakthrough, when a date from long ago thought Elizabeth was the best dang female driver he’d ever seen, the NYTimes coverage of Ballerina Farms, a genius list of demands from Albert Einstein to his wife, whether E and A want the other to get remarried should they parish, an embarrassing moment in the dispensary, and the waste documentary “Buy Now! The Shopping Conspiracy!” - It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 04:23 Bento Box Loading 07:03 Elizabeth Is Efficient 11:36 New York Times Ballerina Farms Article 15:10 Martha Stewart Documentary On Netflix 26:14 Albert Einsteins Rules For His Wife 30:41 Fargo Season 5 33:32 Aer Lingus 35:22 Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bars 46:13 Tetris Props 53:12 Phases Of Life 54:49 Buy Now The Shopping Conspiracy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • 145 - Breathing Through Butts!

    145 - Breathing Through Butts!
    Dec 4 2024
    Cabin Creeps, why people are “really mad” at a man who started a fire, a song that rocked Elizabeth’s generation and the man behind it, a fascinating award given for a new breakthrough in oxygen administration, sunbathing taint it great! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: DIPSEA Get a 30 day free trial when you go to: DipseaStories.com/NLR IBOTTA Download the FREE Ibotta app to start earning cash back and use code NLR. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:23 Is Anybody Listening? 04:07 SoCal Wildfires 11:43 Poker and Sex 13:43 Alcohol Anxiety 17:23 You Oughta Know 36:37 Low Aesthetic 45:11 Butt Breathing 53:36 Perineum Sunning Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr