• Caught in the Web: The X Reel Heist Unveiled
    Feb 16 2025

    The salient point of our latest discussion revolves around the audacious theft of a reel on X, which has sparked a fervent debate about content ownership and intellectual property rights. We delve into the repercussions of such actions within the broader context of social media and the entertainment industry. The episode further explores the juxtaposition of this incident with our humorous take on the Spiderman bit, where we whimsically analyze the implications of web-slinging in both a literal and metaphorical sense. Our dialogue is punctuated with irreverent commentary, as we navigate the absurdities of modern digital culture and the blurring lines between inspiration and appropriation. As always, we invite our listeners to engage with us in this chaotic yet insightful exploration of the topics that define our contemporary landscape.

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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • Married to Chewbacca
    Feb 9 2025

    In this episode we welcome guest host Miranda to the show. She makes the mistake of showing the gang a photo of her husband. Scott goes dress shopping and once again puts his foot in his mouth when beer is involved. Chris is gearing up for the "Big Game." Sarah shares details of her relatives professions. And why is Miranda obsessed with serial killers? All this and more...

    #chewbacca #billymays #dexter #wwe #yeet #jayuso #royalrumble

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Proud Boys Burgers and Australian Cruise Entertainment
    Feb 2 2025

    Join the laughter as the crew dives into a raucous discussion about the absurdities of parenting, sports, and the quirks of everyday life. This week, they tackle the hilariously awkward moments that come with public speaking, as Scott shares a cringe-worthy experience from a workplace presentation that left him speechless. The conversation shifts to sports as Nick provides an update on the Eagles making it back to the Super Bowl, prompting a mix of excitement and humorous jabs among the hosts. They also explore the wild world of cruise entertainment, highlighting a shocking incident involving Australian cruise staff dressed as ice cream cones that left American passengers offended. With plenty of laughs, unexpected anecdotes, and a spirited game of "New Jersey Man vs. Florida Man," this episode promises a delightful escape into the chaotic yet entertaining world of parenthood and beyond.

    Takeaways:

    • The podcast dives into the hilarity of parenting through raw and unfiltered humor.
    • Listeners are reminded of the importance of adult nights away from kids, like Parents Night Out.
    • A memorable story unfolds about an embarrassing public speaking moment involving a table touch.
    • The discussion humorously highlights the cultural differences in entertainment on cruises.
    • Nick shares his excitement about an upcoming Disney cruise and celebrating his son's birthday.
    • The episode features a fun game where the hosts guess football terms and their meanings.

    Links referenced in this episode:

    • nonewfriendspodcast.com
    • sandpipervacations.com

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Welcome to the Golden Age of America
    Jan 26 2025

    This episode dives into the hilarity and chaos of modern parenting, featuring a lively discussion on everything from the absurdity of TikTok bans to the golden age of America. The hosts hilariously dissect the political landscape, weaving in their personal anecdotes and opinions, particularly focusing on the implications of Joe Biden's recent policies. With playful banter and sharp wit, they touch on the challenges of organizing a household, including the often comical struggles of keeping a pantry tidy amidst the chaos of family life. The episode also features a lighthearted game segment, where they compare outrageous news stories from New Jersey and Florida, highlighting the bizarre behavior often associated with both states. Listeners are treated to a rich mix of laughter, relatable parenting experiences, and unexpected insights, all wrapped up in a fun and engaging format.

    The latest episode brings a whirlwind of laughter and sharp commentary on parenting, current events, and the quirks of daily life. Scott, Chris, Sarah, and Gay Nick dive into the world of family vacations, exploring everything from the allure of Disney trips to the chaos of all-inclusive resorts. Scott highlights Sandpiper Vacations as the go-to for planning memorable family getaways, while the team playfully banters about the absurdities of vacationing with kids. The conversation transitions seamlessly from travel tips to the inevitable comedy that arises from parenting, showcasing the raw humor that defines their podcast.

    As the episode unfolds, the hosts tackle the recent TikTok ban, infusing their discussion with personal anecdotes and opinions, illustrating how the platform has become a staple in many lives, especially during the pandemic. They share poignant and humorous moments from their own experiences on TikTok, including Scott’s emotional farewell to the app when it was rumored to shut down. This segment not only captures the essence of their comedic style but also reflects on the deeper connections formed through social media during challenging times.


    The episode culminates in the controversial topic of political humor, where the hosts don’t shy away from making bold statements regarding current figures like Joe Biden and Donald Trump. With their signature wit, they navigate sensitive subjects with ease, reminding listeners that laughter often stems from discomfort. Overall, this episode encapsulates the spirit of Parents Night Out, serving as both a comedic escape and a relatable commentary on the trials of parenthood and society at large.

    Links referenced in this episode:

    • nonnewfriendspodcast.com
    • sandpipervacations.com


    Companies mentioned in this episode:

    • Disney
    • Sandpiper Vacations
    • Meta
    • Google
    • YouTube
    • Patreon

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • The Holy Feast of the Insurrection
    Jan 12 2025

    The podcast explores the comedic chaos that ensues around holiday celebrations, parenting, and the absurdities of life. A major highlight includes a hilarious discussion about the mishaps of celebrating Christmas, including a memorable story involving a mother-in-law's accidental Facebook post about adult content. The hosts delve into their own holiday experiences, from gift-giving blunders to the realities of raising children who are more interested in wrapping paper than presents. As they share their personal anecdotes, the conversation takes unexpected turns, revealing the challenges and joys of adulting. With wit and humor, they remind listeners that parenting is often a mix of heartfelt moments and laughable disasters.

    Links referenced in this episode:

    • nonewfriendspodcast.com
    • sandpipervacations.com

    Companies mentioned in this episode:

    • Disney
    • Sandpiper Vacations
    • Bath and Body Works
    • Meta
    • Kobe Steakhouse

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Santa Strippers
    Dec 29 2024

    Join the crew of "Parents Night Out with No New Friends" as they dive into the hilarity of last-minute holiday preparations and the chaos that ensues. This episode features amusing anecdotes about last-minute Christmas shopping adventures, including Scott’s frantic trip to Walmart and Chris’s comical experiences at a liquor store. The team shares their struggles with gift-giving, revealing how they often have to lay the groundwork to get their loved ones excited about their presents. As the conversation flows, they touch on humorous holiday traditions and the unique gifts they've chosen for family members. With laughter and relatable stories, this episode captures the essence of the holiday season, blending parenting challenges with a dose of unfiltered fun.

    Takeaways:

    • The podcast emphasizes the importance of humor in parenting, especially during the holiday season.
    • Listeners are encouraged to embrace last-minute shopping adventures, as many parents do.
    • Gift-giving can often be a guessing game, requiring groundwork to ensure satisfaction.
    • The hosts share personal stories about procrastination in holiday shopping and gift-wrapping experiences.
    • Engaging with kids during the holidays can create bonding moments through activities like wrapping gifts.
    • The comedic elements throughout the episode highlight relatable parenting struggles and holiday chaos.

    Companies mentioned in this episode:

    • Disney
    • Sandpiper Vacations
    • Walmart
    • Target
    • Goodwill
    • Five Below
    • Amazon

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    50 mins
  • Santa Drones
    Dec 22 2024

    Join us for a hilarious and insightful discussion as the crew dives into holiday traditions, family dynamics, and the joys of parenting during the festive season. This episode features a heartwarming moment as Darren shares his plans for his daughter's first Christmas, including a special tradition of reading "The Night Before Christmas." The conversation takes a comedic turn as the group navigates the chaos of family gatherings, revealing the inevitable drama that arises when 25 relatives come together under one roof. With tales of Santa's festive fire truck visits and a wild dinner encounter with a Russian family, the humor flows freely. Plus, don't miss the highlights of Nick's recent Disney cruise experience and the ongoing mystery of drones hovering over New Jersey. Grab a drink, settle in, and enjoy the pure, unfiltered fun that only comes from a night out with no new friends.

    Links referenced in this episode:

    • nonewfriendspodcast.com
    • sandpipervacations.com

    Companies mentioned in this episode:

    • Disney
    • Sandpiper Vacations

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    50 mins
  • Amazon Ruins Christmas: Hilarious Parenting Fails
    Dec 15 2024

    Scott shares his frustration with Amazon after experiencing delivery mishaps that have spoiled Christmas surprises for his wife, leading to a humorous discussion about the challenges of gift-giving and online shopping. The conversation takes a comedic turn as the hosts delve into the chaos of parenting, including the trials of dealing with cardboard box infestations and the infamous Elf on the Shelf. Sarah recounts her daughter's upcoming winter concert, while Nick prepares for a family cabin trip amidst the holiday season. Darren and Chris bond over their mutual appreciation for wrestling, highlighting their excitement for upcoming events. As the episode unfolds, the group navigates a mix of personal anecdotes, lighthearted banter, and relatable parenting struggles, all while maintaining their signature humor.

    Links referenced in this episode:

    • www.nonewfriendspodcast.com
    • www.sandpipervacations.com

    Companies mentioned in this episode:

    • Disney
    • Amazon
    • Sandpiper Vacations
    • YouTube
    • Spotify
    • Chipotle

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    1 hr and 1 min