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Are kids with silver teeth "bad" kids? Langston and David dive into this Black conspiracy with their third eyes wide open. Did these kids just have a lack of resources? Were there any other tooth color options? Did you have to wait in Mr. Marcus' car for your mom? These nonsensical questions and more are asked throughout the episode. Plus, we are addressing the elephant in the room: the cybertruck explosion from earlier this month.

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Langston and David answer a Lil' Momma's voicemail about God's way of balancing looks and body parts. Also, it has been decided these hosts are not going to name y'all Lil' Freakies...

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Are pigeons surveillance cameras? Langston and David sit in studio with SushiboyMEXICO (Denial Is A River Show) about this intriguing conspiracy theory. Are pigeons just out there spying on our whereabouts? Are their insides just a bunch of wires and chips? Where are the baby pigeons? We ask more questions about this bird and how it has shown up in many parts of the media (we're looking at you, Hey Arnold!). Plus, more discussions of robot p*ssies occur in this episode.

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Langston and David go off on multiple tangents, but the one thing that seems to be the focus: who would win in a "troll-off": 50 Cent or Donald Trump? This leads to a conversation about music evolution. And of course, they talk about LiAngelo Ball's viral hit.

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Does eating black-eyed peas on New Year's Eve bring you good fortune? Langston and David welcome drag superstar Monét X Change (Winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars S4) to discuss this very popular superstition. Why do we cook these legumes? Does this tradition bring good fortune? Also, is a tomato a berry? Of course, we dive into the history of this conspiracy and learn a lot of things along the way: Britney Spears' reggae jam, how to properly eat mangoes, and more importantly...that we're all lucky to be at a Cheesecake Factory.

Catch Monét X Change on the road touring her one-woman show Monét X Change: Life be Lifin' this January!

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Langston and David get existential about working on yourself as an adult. They also wrestle with culture wars, morality, tragedy porn...and Luigi Mangione. What should we believe in anymore? Plus, Italians are still white.

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Is Drake the greatest character of all time? Langston and David discuss a listener's voicemail on this conspiracy theory. Since Drake has been praised for his work on Degrassi and other roles, why does he feel he deserves the shine and respect? Flying too close to the sun has hurt his work? Light-skinned discussion occurs, and in the past, we've been accused of rampant colorism. This episode surely doesn't help our case.

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