Episode 033 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

A divine number for an oh-so-shitty show.

Our first topic is and bear with us here... what sense would you lose for a year if a) it honed the rest of your senses and b) your lost sense returned as a “super sense” after that one year. Between Art not understanding how Daredevil works and other panelists not knowing the five sense, we were firing on all cylinders here.

Our second topic is parallel universes. Specifically, what parallel universe version of yourself would you like to meet. All the Jiu-Jitsu and Sanshou training must be going to his head as Lex wants to meet the evil version of himself. Whether he can pull off the bald look of Lex Luthor is another question all-together. Answer: he can’t.

Our third topic pertains to Mercury in retrograde. Don’t know what we’re talking about it? Wiki it, fool. That’s what our sacrificial (show) virgin, Jay, told us to do when introducing this topic. He does realize that Producer Dave doesn’t even know how to say the word “Wikipedia,” let along use the service, right?

Our final topic is, and yet again, bear with us here... what parts of 3 different cities would you take to make your ideal city. Folks, this is the best you can get when you invite Chris on your show. His “grandiose” ideas are spur of the moment, so there’s really nothing we can do... but put him on last. Hi-yo!