Episodes

  • My top 5 most embarrassing moments

    My top 5 most embarrassing moments
    Oct 24 2018
    If you know me you would agree it is difficult to whittle my most embarrassing moments down to just five. Here they are and not surprisingly some feature my front or back bottom.

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    12 mins
  • As it turns out size does matter..

    As it turns out size does matter..
    Oct 18 2018
    There are a few morals to this... I'll let you work out what they are, but I will say don't buy a sex toy intoxicated.

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    7 mins
  • Tick, Tick Boom!

    Tick, Tick Boom!
    Oct 18 2018
    Now I am all for organic products but this particular item nearly blew my front bits off!

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    4 mins
  • That time I joined the 'Mile High Club'

    That time I joined the 'Mile High Club'
    Oct 4 2018
    Sadly this wasn't a 'Mile High Club' I wanted to be a member of but hey shit happens.

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    9 mins
  • Up the duff

    Up the duff
    Sep 20 2018
    The highs and lows of being 'up the duff', lethal wind and all.

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    14 mins
  • Wind in my willows - a how-to guide to 'popping off' in a new relationship.

    Wind in my willows - a how-to guide to 'popping off' in a new relationship.
    Sep 13 2018
    A great tale for all those listeners out there with windy bottoms. I hope you can take some comfort from my story, especially how I disguised my morning 'pop-offs' from my new partner.

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    8 mins
  • Can I call a friend?

    Can I call a friend?
    Sep 13 2018
    Being a single parent often has you searching Google or calling a friend for advice. Like that time my young son told me boys only had one ball. Balls dropped I knew but did they spilt in two as well or did my son only have one?!

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    5 mins
  • Please step away from the celebrity and the buffet table.

    Please step away from the celebrity and the buffet table.
    Sep 13 2018
    What do Jennifer Lopez, Danni Minogue and too much from buffet table have in common? A few of my work place fails thats what!

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    13 mins