Episodes

  • TGIF 2/7/25: The Cuties Write a Diss Track w/ Madison Sinclair!

    TGIF 2/7/25: The Cuties Write a Diss Track w/ Madison Sinclair!
    Feb 7 2025
    The prank war continues in Chelsea's household as Donny can't wait to talk to his therapist about his Hinge dates (HE LOVES HINGE - Oprah voice). And then, owner of thebummershop.com (@thebummershop), Madison Sinclair, joins the Cute Ones to discuss the Grammys and five year old news stories about bisexual representation in the bird community. And Alexander *******, if you're listening to this episode, turn it off now. You won't want to hear this diss track. This week’s episode is sponsored by Green Chef. Thrive all year with clean, easy meals from Green Chef. Go to GreenChef.com/cuteonefree and use code CUTEONEFREE to get started with FREE salads, for two months plus 50% off your first box! Cuties, we wanted to list some LGBTQ+ mental health resources. We love you. Trans Lifeline - 877.565.8860 translifeline.org The Trevor Project - 1.866.488.7386, thetrevorproject.org LGBT National Help Center - 888.843.4564, llgbthotline.com Crisis Text Line - text “HOME” to 741-741, crisistextline.org Call BlackLine - 1.800.604.5841, callblackline.com DeQH Helpline - 908.367.3374, deqh.org LGBTQ+ Center Directory - lgbtqcenters.org/LGBTCenters Suzette Veneti, Madison's Cutie of the Week, can be found HERE! For AD FREE EPISODES, as well as unedited audio and video, and bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    41 mins
  • Obsessed (The Cuties Love Carly Rae Jepsen!)

    Obsessed (The Cuties Love Carly Rae Jepsen!)
    Feb 3 2025
    It’s Bunny Boiler Month! To kick to kick it off, Donny and Chelsea are discussing 2009’s erotic thriller, “Obsessed.” They discuss Grammy winner, Beyonce’s… acting, as well as pussies barking, Donny’s self awareness of his sad and pathetic attempts to pick up men, harassment training, and being lucky. Also, will Chelsea be an insufferable twat or problematic with Rob Schneider this week? Listen to find out! This week’s episode is sponsored by Green Chef. Thrive all year with clean, easy meals from Green Chef. Go to GreenChef.com/cuteonefree and use code CUTEONEFREE to get started with FREE salads, for two months plus 50% off your first box! Cuties, we wanted to list some LGBTQ+ mental health resources. We love you. Trans Lifeline - 877.565.8860 translifeline.org The Trevor Project - 1.866.488.7386, thetrevorproject.org LGBT National Help Center - 888.843.4564, llgbthotline.com Crisis Text Line - text “HOME” to 741-741, crisistextline.org Call BlackLine - 1.800.604.5841, callblackline.com DeQH Helpline - 908.367.3374, deqh.org LGBTQ+ Center Directory - lgbtqcenters.org/LGBTCenters For AD FREE EPISODES, as well as unedited audio and video, and bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • TGIF 1/31/25: The Cuties Sob in Public!

    TGIF 1/31/25: The Cuties Sob in Public!
    Jan 31 2025
    The Cute Ones were not at a place of LOL this week, but they tried their best to giggle their way through their weeks (including vet visits, communion, and as always - Big Brother Express). They do their best (or worst) Christopher Walken impressions and discuss old people technology, the night shifts of Epcot Center employees, and magazine covers. Also, if Chelsea's week wasn't bad enough - she found her grandparents' porn music. Cuties, we wanted to list some LGBTQ+ mental health resources. We love you. Trans Lifeline - 877.565.8860 translifeline.org The Trevor Project - 1.866.488.7386, thetrevorproject.org LGBT National Help Center - 888.843.4564, llgbthotline.com Crisis Text Line - text “HOME” to 741-741, crisistextline.org Call BlackLine - 1.800.604.5841, callblackline.com DeQH Helpline - 908.367.3374, deqh.org LGBTQ+ Center Directory - lgbtqcenters.org/LGBTCenters For AD FREE EPISODES, as well as unedited audio and video, and bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    37 mins
  • The One I Love (The Cuties Pronounce Words!)

    The One I Love (The Cuties Pronounce Words!)
    Jan 27 2025
    Roger Ebert is dead, and the Cute Ones do their best to apply for his job. But Donny doesn’t need Rog’s job to talk poorly about this week’s movie, “The One I Love” (Don’t worry - he hasn’t heard of it, either.) Along the way, they discuss Chelsea’s ability to be the final girl, guest books in vacation homes, cuckolding, and ugly people on OKCupid. How’s that for predictabilality? Cuties, we wanted to list some LGBTQ+ mental health resources. We love you. Trans Lifeline - 877.565.8860 translifeline.org The Trevor Project - 1.866.488.7386, thetrevorproject.org LGBT National Help Center - 888.843.4564, llgbthotline.com Crisis Text Line - text “HOME” to 741-741, crisistextline.org Call BlackLine - 1.800.604.5841, callblackline.com DeQH Helpline - 908.367.3374, deqh.org LGBTQ+ Center Directory - lgbtqcenters.org/LGBTCenters For AD FREE EPISODES, as well as unedited audio and video, and bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    59 mins
  • TGIF 1/24/25: The Cuties Fight About Kyle Richards!

    TGIF 1/24/25: The Cuties Fight About Kyle Richards!
    Jan 24 2025
    “I Am The Cute One” may not be a fully safe space, but it’s safe for like-minded individuals, so come escape with these two humble Cute Ones as they discuss Chelsea’s flu treatment, Donny’s future tattoo and his sister’s big news… and Travis Kelce’s involvement. They also dabble in Onyx Storm, TikTokers confessing their biggest secrets, and movies that Donny’s been watching. Kiernan Shipka Hive for Life! Cuties, we wanted to list some LGBTQ+ mental health resources. We love you. Trans Lifeline - 877.565.8860 translifeline.org The Trevor Project - 1.866.488.7386, thetrevorproject.org LGBT National Help Center - 888.843.4564, llgbthotline.com Crisis Text Line - text “HOME” to 741-741, crisistextline.org Call BlackLine - 1.800.604.5841, callblackline.com DeQH Helpline - 908.367.3374, deqh.org LGBTQ+ Center Directory - lgbtqcenters.org/LGBTCenters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    41 mins
  • Phone Booth (The Cuties Tape Their Mouths Shut!)

    Phone Booth (The Cuties Tape Their Mouths Shut!)
    Jan 20 2025
    Walk in a zig zag pattern, Cuties! Chelsea’s daughters may not be watching “The Fox and the Hound,” but at least the Cute Ones are not covering a movie they’ve already covered (…yet. It’s bound to happen. Brace yourself for the day.) This week, they’re watching “Phonebooth,” the blue-tinted “Se7en” ripoff that asks the question, “If you could punish anyone in the world for their sins, why would it be a man who cheats on his wife in his head?” Our hearts are with our LA Cuties. If you’d like to help (or need help), here are some resources that speak to us: Donations for Los Angeles Fire Department Mutual Aid and Displacement Resources for People in Evacuation Zones Donations for Animals Injured and Displaced Free AirBNB Support for Those Affected For AD FREE EPISODES, as well as unedited audio and video, and bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • TGIF 1/17/25: The Cuties Use Toenail Clippers!

    TGIF 1/17/25: The Cuties Use Toenail Clippers!
    Jan 17 2025
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    40 mins
  • The Wedding Planner (The Cuties Identify Their Core Values!)

    The Wedding Planner (The Cuties Identify Their Core Values!)
    Jan 13 2025
    This week, Donny and Chelsea reminisce about childhood cults, the shining star that is Bridgette Wilson, and prank wars; as well as cover a “nothing movie” that is made just for them - “The Wedding Planner.” In doing so, Chelsea signs up to be Donny’s Cyrano and he looks for NYC extracurricular activities. Cuties, did you know that Roger Ebert went on a date with Oprah? Our hearts are with our LA Cuties. If you’d like to help (or need help), here are some resources that speak to us: Donations for Los Angeles Fire Department Mutual Aid and Displacement Resources for People in Evacuation Zones Donations for Animals Injured and Displaced Free AirBNB Support for Those Affected For AD FREE EPISODES, as well as unedited audio and video, and bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    58 mins