Episodes

  • Mirror Mirror (1990)

    Mirror Mirror (1990)
    Jun 19 2025
    In times of great upheaval, it helps to sit and do some self-reflection… unless of course that self-reflection is in a cursed mirror. That’s a big no no. To illustrate what kind of mayhem this leads to, we’re watching 1990’s lost gem MIRROR MIRROR. It’s got Temu Lydia Deetz in it so you know this thing is a blast! Let’s stare at ourselves until our demonic alter egos take over our lives and leave us in a hellish time loop this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    50 mins
  • Friday the 13th (1980)

    Friday the 13th (1980)
    Jun 13 2025
    It’s the 45th anniversary of one of horror’s most beloved franchises, and we have the holiday it took its name from falling in the month it’s supposed to be occurring - there was no way we were going to let this kind of opportunity slip away from us! We’re one step closer to discussing the entire franchise now that we’ve finally picked FRIDAY THE 13TH (1980) and you know what? There’s nothing wrong with that. This is a warm blanket kind of summer slasher for us and yet we were still able to surprise each other with some new factoids and anecdotes - that makes us three very happy campers! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr
  • Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)

    Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)
    Jun 5 2025
    There’s nothing like summer in the city, except perhaps summer in the city plus a smooth operator who also happens to be an immortal bloodsucker trying to steal your girl (who is also your coworker and that’s just an HR violation waiting to happen…). Things are heating up this week as we talk Wes Craven’s much-maligned Eddie Murphy vehicle VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN (1995). It’s actually a pretty solid flick and doesn’t deserve the flak it got, let’s see if we can change some hearts and minds! Join the Patreon Buy from our Store Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    53 mins
  • The Exorcist III (1990)

    The Exorcist III (1990)
    May 29 2025
    Everybody loves an underdog story, so when a franchise is able follow up a stinker of an entry with a fan favorite, you know we’ve got to talk about it. EXORCIST III: LEGION ((1990) is one such film and it atones for every sin from Exorcist II: The Heretic - just check its prayer beads! It’s got William Peter Blatty in the writer AND director’s chair, George C. Scott and Brad Dourif… You can’t go wrong with that kind of star power. It’s also got jump scares that rival the original, another feat worth praising. Come wash away your transgressions with a confession session at the church of HMN! Join Our Patreon Check out our Dashery Store Email HMNPodcast@gmail.com to join our Newsletter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    50 mins
  • Constantine (2005)

    Constantine (2005)
    May 22 2025
    Imagine a time when the biggest action star in the world wasn’t some musclebound dude with an oiled-up chest wearing a loincloth, but rather a tall, slim guy whose catch phrase was “whoa.” If you’re imagining Keanu Reeves, good; if you’re imagining him as John Wick, you gotta go back further, to the Matrix days of the early 00s. Now, imagine that he and a young Shia LaBeouf are kickass exorcists and the guy from Bush is a demon. Seriously! That might’ve been the elevator pitch for CONSTANTINE (2005). Based on the comic book Hellblazer in the most superficial ways, this one might be a contentious pick for those who don’t consider it horror, but it’s our show and we say angels, demons and sick forearm sigil tatz give it a pass. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    47 mins
  • He Knows You're Alone (1980)

    He Knows You're Alone (1980)
    May 16 2025
    What would a year of anniversaries be without a slasher who goes after brides so they can never see their first wedding anniversary? On the other hand, he also seems to be willing to kill people who are only tertiarally related to his victims - like the guy working at the wedding dress shop who was unlucky enough to do a fitting for one of the killer’s potential victims. Pretty sloppy if you ask us. We get into this and more to celebrate the nuptials of HE KNOWS YOU’RE ALONE (1980) and Horror Movie Night this week on the show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    54 mins
  • Phantom of the Megaplex (2000) (f/Evan Fonseca)

    Phantom of the Megaplex (2000) (f/Evan Fonseca)
    May 8 2025
    In celebration of Geekscape’s newest podcast, The Phantom of the Podpera, we invite Kyle’s cohost Evan Fonseca on to discuss the anniversary of Disney Channel’s take on the mischievous masked man, 2000’s THE PHANTOM OF THE MEGAPLEX. Is this a horror movie? Not particularly. Has it aged well? Also, no. But one of the maligned theaters in the titular megaplex is, in fact, showing an HMN favorite: the infamous raincoat terrorize of ALICE SWEET ALICE! Let our 4 handsome voices serenade you this week on Horror Movie Night. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Phenomena (1985)

    Phenomena (1985)
    May 1 2025
    We are finally back to a Giallo movie with one of the least offensive (but still plenty of trashiness here) classic Phenomena! This movie didn't BUG us but it's pacing did CREEP up on us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    53 mins
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