Hallmarked for Murder

By: Shannon Hammer
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  • Summary

  • Kat and Sara cover Hallmark Mysteries, for those who want to escape to an airbrushed fantasy world, but still need some semblance of a plot to pretend to follow. Join us if you love your murder stories to be rated an easy G.
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Episodes
  • Darrow and Darrow

    Darrow and Darrow
    Feb 14 2025

    Kat and Sara hold a seance to speak to all the dead spouses in vintage Hallmark movies, inspired by the first Darrow and Darrow movie.

    Did you skip two grades and turn out just fine? Email us at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.
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    49 mins
  • Chronicle Mysteries: Helped to Death

    Chronicle Mysteries: Helped to Death
    Dec 30 2024

    Kat is back at the recap game since Sara recently joined a "self-help" group that took away all her electronics. Using a satellite phone and some turkey calls, they cobbled together an episode on the final Chronicle Mysteries: Helped to Death.

    Email us what you imagined Ivy did to get the blue moth fungus at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.
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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Dirty Santa Gift: A Christmas Melody

    Dirty Santa Gift: A Christmas Melody
    Dec 22 2024

    It's your Dirty Santa gift from HFM! Sara and Kat start a new holiday tradition of helping a depressed child write a special song about getting their mom laid, inspired by 2015's A Christmas Melody. This classic stars Logan, Tess, and.... Mariah Carey.

    Apparently MC did "write" the song from the finale, and later "adapted its lyrics to be relevant for a child singing about her single mother finding love."

    You can email us about your special relationship with your school custodian at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

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    50 mins

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